Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 1hCopying @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social by giving you all a moment of calm 000
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 1hMy birthday is this month so I ordered the shirt with the tiger for myself 020
Reposted by Andrew Turleyybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 11hJust saw an Instagram story (from Brittany Mahomes) saying, “Candy is fun, but what if you gave them something that will last? This Halloween give them JESUS!” 12171
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 11hFucking October-birthday-on-October-birthday violence You HATE to see it 030
Reposted by Andrew Turleyybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 11hI hear Jesus loved full-sized candy bars and having fun. 3231
Reposted by Andrew Turleyybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 12hThe best month has arrived. Act cool. 7312
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 21hIf the Naomi is Klein Her opinions are fine But if the Naomi is Wolf Then away you should hoof (Shout out to @heidiblobaum.bsky.social for helping me on this one) 131
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Book series that could also be a trashy bar name The Southern Reach 020
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Watching six tweens beat the SHIT out of some drums and it is glorious 160
Reposted by Andrew TurleyBree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 30/09/2026I consider it my duty to remind everyone that JCO is a broken clock if a broken clock had a gun and shot the right person twice a day and the wrong people all the other times 336572
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026New season of "The Rehearsal" looks epic www.reuters.com/world/middle...reuters.comPassengers foil bid to crash Dubai-Tel Aviv flight, Israel says, after co-pilot-on-pilot stabbingPassengers and crew entered the cockpit, overpowered the co-pilot and enabled a second pair of flydubai pilots aboard the flight to land the jet safely in Tabuk, Saudi Arabia, Israeli officials said. 000
Reposted by Andrew Turleyjon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1472356587
Reposted by Andrew TurleyZab365 @socialzab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Something bright and sunny for you, on this cold, dark morning. #drawing #DrawEveryDay #VaseMotif #artsky 181
Reposted by Andrew TurleyStella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think about the potential healing power of the Grand Canyon a lot. I’m sure there are lots of other good places to throw a billionaire or corrupt politician into, but the Grand Canyon is my top pick. When someone acquires too much money, the next step should be off the edge and into the Canyon. 081
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026infinite personalized music www.perfectcircuit.com/synamodec-go...perfectcircuit.comGorse Lathe Noise + Drone SynthesizerSynamodec's Gorse Lathe is an all-in-one sound exploration device that can generate textural drones and harsh soundscapes using its noise generator and oscillator cluster. 030
Reposted by Andrew TurleyPeter Kirn @pkirn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's like a parrot repeating a toddler saying nothing, and also the parrot is on an enormous amount of cocaine. "My chat agent has replaced macroeconomics" "My DDOS has replaced being alive" 1111
Reposted by Andrew TurleyAndrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Cancel your Spotify subscription and build the instrument of your dreams www.routledge.com/Handmade-Ele...routledge.comHandmade Electronic Music: The Art of Hardware HackingHandmade Electronic Music: The Art of Hardware Hacking provides a long-needed, practical, and engaging introduction to the craft of making—as well as creatively cannibalizing—electronic circuits for a... 001
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Infinite personalized music" is best achieved by learning to sing or play guitar or building a weird synth 230
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When I moved back to KC I got a subscription to the Kansas City Star to support local journalism A few weeks back they laid off most (all?) of the politics and government reporters Now they're running an op-ed from the local power monopoly What a fucking joke 220
Reposted by Andrew TurleyLuke @poopfoot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tony Hawk's Pro Skater came out 27 years ago today. Playing the hangar level on the Pizza Hut demo disc over and over got me and my buddies hooked. Spent a lot of stoned hours mastering that game. 041
Reposted by Andrew TurleyMatthew Conroy @matthewconroy.mathstodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026Found a house for sale on my walk home today. Asking $1.5 million for the house, and yet they can't get their brochures printed correctly... 101
Reposted by Andrew Turleyc0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Qingshan Lake Water Forest in Lin'an District, Hangzhou is a viral attraction sometimes called "Matcha Lake" for the emerald green duckweed (subfamily Lemnoideae). These black swans (Cygnus atratus) & their cygnets are enjoying a nutritious buffet of aquatic plants. Let's learn about duckweed. 10516144
Reposted by Andrew TurleySardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 27/09/2026Former Summer Palace. Dead Lotus Flowers on Kunming Lake. Beijing, China. René Burri, 1964. www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks... 210022
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Google "two twinks fuck an old guy" and this is the first thing you see 000
Reposted by Andrew TurleyStella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Interesting how everyone who lives in KC skews negatively toward the mayor and everyone who lives near but not in KC skews positively. 141
Reposted by Andrew TurleyAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026this gaffe should follow Eric Schmitt around for the rest of his political life (Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged) (Win McNamee/Getty) 99595242443
Reposted by Andrew TurleyAnastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The oldest and most crotchety old man got on the elevator with me and literally used his cosy and arm to block anyone else from getting on the elevator saying “this is how covid is spread. You all wanting to pile in on each other.” Meanwhile, he wasn’t wearing a fucking mask. 7124
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just in case you were wondering why Fauci refused to answer even basic questions 130
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"I'm sad because now I wonder whether or not every cute image is AI" This isn't an AI problem so much as a "only engaging as a consumer" problem 1. Go create your own cute images 2. Engage with other creators of cute images as humans, not just sources to consume 100
Reposted by Andrew TurleyMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows 543102568
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"The city reported 90% of those responding replied that they wouldn’t regularly use the sidewalks, 94% were opposed to the sidewalks, 95% said they would not allow a sidewalk to be built on their property, and 100% said they did not favor the proposed sidewalk layout, Ley said." 100
Reposted by Andrew TurleyCharlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026cops are a real “candles $3,600” budget situation 033
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I gave him some Churu and now he's remembering that I exist 060
Reposted by Andrew TurleyChalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 23/09/2026 318378
Reposted by Andrew TurleyJoyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026CAT scan in Mexico costs $80. In Seattle it was more than $2700, more if I had to go to the ER. 4497
Reposted by Andrew Turleymcc @dryad.technology · 29/09/2026Note: It's not actually clear to me if the DOEd can unilaterally do the thing they claim they just did, but it doesn't entirely matter; if the goal is to produce instances of anti-LGBT discrimination, you just have to create an air of uncertainty, and someone will get excited and do a discrimination 2517
Reposted by Andrew Turleymcc @dryad.technology · 29/09/2026An interesting demo of the bait and switch is seen in responses to James Talarico, where he opposed trans minors playing sports, plus trans minor medical procedures, plus denied the reality of nonbinary & intersex folks, and the responses were "what's the big deal? he was just talking about sports". 1549
Reposted by Andrew Turleymcc @dryad.technology · 29/09/2026The Rs are doing a full-spectrum assault on the existence of anyone not cis and straight, and saying it is about "boys playing girls sports". And every D who looks at that and goes "yeah, I oppose boys in girls sports" is endorsing the effort. Because they're affirming "sports" is all the Rs did.edsource.orgUPDATE: U.S. Department of Education ends Title IX protections for LGBTQ+ studentsThe latest education news updates from EdSource. 320767
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Brock Turner is not the Omelas child Brock Turner is only suffering unfairly if you believe that attending Stanford entitles you to a better lot in life than someone who did not attend Stanford Everyone deserves housing but Brock Turner can be at the bottom of the priority queue 050
Reposted by Andrew TurleyJustin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 06/02/2024Sorry babe, but I'm leaving you for a 10x wife 4103
Reposted by Andrew Turleyybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I love this bunny that 16yo drew in a few seconds. 3351
Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This is accurate but also it probably serves as a rough framework for every bsky community 000
Reposted by Andrew TurleyHigh Country News @highcountrynews.org · 28/09/2026Experts say good education is about relationships – and a constitutional amendment doesn’t hurt.hcn.orgMontanans are demanding better Indian education, setting an example for other Western states - High Country NewsExperts say good education is about relationships – and a constitutional amendment doesn’t hurt. 03015