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Andrew Turley

@aturls.bsky.social
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this is a regrettable development aka casio_juarez in other universes, aturls@macaw.social on mastodon, aturls.08 on signal kansas city adjacent do not ask me to quantify the sublime

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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 1h
Back and forth and back and forth
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 1h
Copying @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social by giving you all a moment of calm
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 1h
My birthday is this month so I ordered the shirt with the tiger for myself
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 8h
It's that time of year again
A guinea pig in a pumpkin house
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gabriel @gironda.org · 9h
😋
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 11h
Just saw an Instagram story (from Brittany Mahomes) saying, “Candy is fun, but what if you gave them something that will last? This Halloween give them JESUS!”
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 11h
Fucking October-birthday-on-October-birthday violence You HATE to see it
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 11h
I hear Jesus loved full-sized candy bars and having fun.
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 12h
The best month has arrived. Act cool.
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 21h
If the Naomi is Klein Her opinions are fine But if the Naomi is Wolf Then away you should hoof (Shout out to @heidiblobaum.bsky.social for helping me on this one)
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 21h
Reminder ...
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Book series that could also be a trashy bar name The Southern Reach
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watching six tweens beat the SHIT out of some drums and it is glorious
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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 30/09/2026
I consider it my duty to remind everyone that JCO is a broken clock if a broken clock had a gun and shot the right person twice a day and the wrong people all the other times
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New season of "The Rehearsal" looks epic www.reuters.com/world/middle...
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Passengers foil bid to crash Dubai-Tel Aviv flight, Israel says, after co-pilot-on-pilot stabbing
Passengers and crew entered the cockpit, overpowered the co-pilot and enabled a second pair of flydubai pilots ‌aboard the flight to land the jet safely in Tabuk, Saudi Arabia, Israeli officials said.
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ACAB
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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Zab365 @socialzab.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Something bright and sunny for you, on this cold, dark morning. #drawing #DrawEveryDay #VaseMotif #artsky
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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think about the potential healing power of the Grand Canyon a lot. I’m sure there are lots of other good places to throw a billionaire or corrupt politician into, but the Grand Canyon is my top pick. When someone acquires too much money, the next step should be off the edge and into the Canyon.
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
infinite personalized music www.perfectcircuit.com/synamodec-go...
perfectcircuit.com
Gorse Lathe Noise + Drone Synthesizer
Synamodec's Gorse Lathe is an all-in-one sound exploration device that can generate textural drones and harsh soundscapes using its noise generator and oscillator cluster.
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Peter Kirn @pkirn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's like a parrot repeating a toddler saying nothing, and also the parrot is on an enormous amount of cocaine. "My chat agent has replaced macroeconomics" "My DDOS has replaced being alive"
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Cancel your Spotify subscription and build the instrument of your dreams www.routledge.com/Handmade-Ele...
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Handmade Electronic Music: The Art of Hardware Hacking
Handmade Electronic Music: The Art of Hardware Hacking provides a long-needed, practical, and engaging introduction to the craft of making—as well as creatively cannibalizing—electronic circuits for a...
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Infinite personalized music" is best achieved by learning to sing or play guitar or building a weird synth
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I moved back to KC I got a subscription to the Kansas City Star to support local journalism A few weeks back they laid off most (all?) of the politics and government reporters Now they're running an op-ed from the local power monopoly What a fucking joke
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Luke @poopfoot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater came out 27 years ago today. Playing the hangar level on the Pizza Hut demo disc over and over got me and my buddies hooked. Spent a lot of stoned hours mastering that game.
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Matthew Conroy @matthewconroy.mathstodon.xyz.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Found a house for sale on my walk home today. Asking $1.5 million for the house, and yet they can't get their brochures printed correctly...
A two-sided flyer for a house for sale showing four images of the house.  One image is overlaid with text. The text reads:
ERROR: ioerror
OFFENDING COMMAND: image
STACK:
-dictionary-
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Qingshan Lake Water Forest in Lin'an District, Hangzhou is a viral attraction sometimes called "Matcha Lake" for the emerald green duckweed (subfamily Lemnoideae). These black swans (Cygnus atratus) & their cygnets are enjoying a nutritious buffet of aquatic plants. Let's learn about duckweed.
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 27/09/2026
Former Summer Palace. Dead Lotus Flowers on Kunming Lake. Beijing, China. René Burri, 1964. www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks...
Withered lotus stems and their abstract reflections on the calm surface of Kunming Lake at the Summer Palace in Beijing
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gourd time
A sketch of four gourds
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Google "two twinks fuck an old guy" and this is the first thing you see
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Stella Glitterbomb @shoelais.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Interesting how everyone who lives in KC skews negatively toward the mayor and everyone who lives near but not in KC skews positively.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
this gaffe should follow Eric Schmitt around for the rest of his political life (Jack Smith was actually in Maryland at a HAWKEYES game, not in Atlanta colluding with Fani Willis as Schmitt alleged) (Win McNamee/Getty)
photo of Schmitt's team holding up a poster board that made false claims about Jack Smith's whereabouts in February 2024
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Anastasia Beaverhausen @semisophrosyne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The oldest and most crotchety old man got on the elevator with me and literally used his cosy and arm to block anyone else from getting on the elevator saying “this is how covid is spread. You all wanting to pile in on each other.” Meanwhile, he wasn’t wearing a fucking mask.
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Jorts" is short for "jumping shorts"
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just in case you were wondering why Fauci refused to answer even basic questions
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I'm sad because now I wonder whether or not every cute image is AI" This isn't an AI problem so much as a "only engaging as a consumer" problem 1. Go create your own cute images 2. Engage with other creators of cute images as humans, not just sources to consume
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 29/09/2026
This is like a fucking SNL skit where studios keep making hockey shows instead of gay shows
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The city reported 90% of those responding replied that they wouldn’t regularly use the sidewalks, 94% were opposed to the sidewalks, 95% said they would not allow a sidewalk to be built on their property, and 100% said they did not favor the proposed sidewalk layout, Ley said."
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Charlotte “Chuck” Planet, Local Internet Celebrity @charlotteplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cops are a real “candles $3,600” budget situation
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I gave him some Churu and now he's remembering that I exist
A tuxedo cat laying on an arm and looking up
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Chalk is WagWagging :neodog_flag_gay: @chalkllate.yeen.town · 23/09/2026
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Joyce Park @troutgirl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CAT scan in Mexico costs $80. In Seattle it was more than $2700, more if I had to go to the ER.
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mcc @dryad.technology · 29/09/2026
Note: It's not actually clear to me if the DOEd can unilaterally do the thing they claim they just did, but it doesn't entirely matter; if the goal is to produce instances of anti-LGBT discrimination, you just have to create an air of uncertainty, and someone will get excited and do a discrimination
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mcc @dryad.technology · 29/09/2026
An interesting demo of the bait and switch is seen in responses to James Talarico, where he opposed trans minors playing sports, plus trans minor medical procedures, plus denied the reality of nonbinary & intersex folks, and the responses were "what's the big deal? he was just talking about sports".
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mcc @dryad.technology · 29/09/2026
The Rs are doing a full-spectrum assault on the existence of anyone not cis and straight, and saying it is about "boys playing girls sports". And every D who looks at that and goes "yeah, I oppose boys in girls sports" is endorsing the effort. Because they're affirming "sports" is all the Rs did.
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UPDATE: U.S. Department of Education ends Title IX protections for LGBTQ+ students
The latest education news updates from EdSource.
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brock Turner is not the Omelas child Brock Turner is only suffering unfairly if you believe that attending Stanford entitles you to a better lot in life than someone who did not attend Stanford Everyone deserves housing but Brock Turner can be at the bottom of the priority queue
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Justin Falcone @justinfalcone.com · 06/02/2024
Sorry babe, but I'm leaving you for a 10x wife
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ybats🦇🎃 @scribblymoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love this bunny that 16yo drew in a few seconds.
A bunny drawn on a post it note pad.
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Andrew Turley @aturls.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is accurate but also it probably serves as a rough framework for every bsky community
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High Country News @highcountrynews.org · 28/09/2026
Experts say good education is about relationships – and a constitutional amendment doesn’t hurt.
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Montanans are demanding better Indian education, setting an example for other Western states - High Country News
Experts say good education is about relationships – and a constitutional amendment doesn’t hurt.
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