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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

“It’s still looking at me, isn’t it.”

A Dachshund in a sweater and hood stands looking forward on a ledge next to an aquarium tank. A sea lion on the other side of the glass seems to be staring at them.

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🌊💙🐾Chloe🐾💙🌊 @poshcloset1000.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

no, no, you’re right! i see the resemblance now..

Cheezburger via wholesome animal images: pic is of a bird identification book open to the black-capped chickadee page with a black-capped chickadee landed on the open page!

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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel

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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Science is amazing

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Just to be clear, if I ever ask you to cut me a small piece of cake, you're supposed to give me a big piece anyway but then it's your fault not mine

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

“still punk,” i whisper after apologizing to the unseen squeaky dog toy i startled myself by stepping on

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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I didn’t see a thing TT: Marsel & Titan | greyhounds

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⚰️👻 L.T. Sarcoph-Vargus, disgraced author 👻⚰️ @ltvargus.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I AM AN ADULT and by that I mean I shake some ibuprofen on top of my ice cream sundae instead of sprinkles

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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Don't let anyone tell you how to live your life.

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🩷Unity - Carmilla’s Cariña🩷🔞 @unityfyne.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I been on my last straw for like 400 straws now

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Your daily affirmation: It's hard to feel ok when the world is not ok, so carry on in your own weird way.

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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 08/05/2026

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Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

My cat Ivan has been meowing and howling at me because he wants to go into the backyard. But I told him “not today.” He howled some more. So I sang the choral preamble to You Can’t Always Get What You Want. Then he attacked his sister. Everyone’s a critic smdh 🙄

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Riding my carousel horse with absolute conviction that I can overtake the other horses if I just believe hard enough

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I don't think I can say this in a way that makes any more sense but the 90s were the last decade, everything since then has just been a loose collection of uears and traumatic events and old soy sauce packets, we're truly living in the junk draweriest of times

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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I'm the primary bread loser in my family

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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I'm going on Master Chef, looking Gordon Ramsay dead in the eye while I pop this in the microwave, then staring at him unblinking for two minutes until it's ready.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 04/05/2026

Wow 🤩 The Weather Channel posted this.

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👻 Marode Brücken und Bahntrassen 👻 @nightlythievery.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Is it too early for ice cream?

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David Hiller @bodhihodi.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Things used to be a certain number of years old. Now they're even older than that. Who is to blame for this

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Capucine @capucinep.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Anti-stress Cuteness: Mondays are hard. #Cats #Catsky #CatsOfBluesky #Mondays

Ginger cat facedown into the pillows of a sofa, with one leg dangling down.

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Shonna White @shonnathewhite.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

… “you soup fork” … This might be the best insult ever! 🤣💀

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

There's a fine line between comfort clutter and depression squalor and boy do I walk that line like Johnny everloving Cash

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Openly Gay Animals 🌈 @openlygayanimals.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

The laziest fight you’ll ever see 😂

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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Random thought of the day: I wonder at what point rest homes will go from playing Vera Lynn to acid house

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David Klemperer @dmk1793.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

The long 2010s are finally over

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

My joints the second I try to stand up from a chair: *bubble wrap in a blender sounds*

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Daily routine: 5x sets writhing 5x sets lurking 5x sets slinking 10 minutes gnawing through electrical cables 10 minutes lunging wildly at passing traffic

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Ink Radio @inkradio.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

“Wonderful. So much for shocking them with awe.”

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Tamar Haspel @tamarhaspel.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

There are astonishing things at the British Museum, but it's the 2000-year-old Roman muffin tin that speaks to me. Humans are humans, through time and across continents. A long time ago, somebody, somewhere undoubtedly got really pissed because she burned the dinner rolls.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

If you’re reading this, then you have also forgotten to cancel your free 3-day trial of 2026

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Daaaaamn this holiday sugar crash/normal seasonal depression/2025 retrospective crossover is ROUGH

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