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Franglaise

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Franglaise. Languedoc 🇫🇷 Introvert. Shitposter. Pics: Calvin, dodgy food, sweary reno & random nice stuff I see (France). Prone to occasional ranty outbursts. Here for cats/floofs/nice views/cheese/daft shit. Fed up of AI & the smug anti-AI purists

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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 1h
Digs out « La Peste » AGAIN
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 1h
Meanwhile in France Grève/manifestation season is well underway This is the route out the city to the Auchan hypermarché S France
Police heading off to teargas some college studentsLycéens setting bins on fire in middle of roadI wouldn't come home on route that leads to Arènes. The lycéens are protesting/setting stuff on fire and the police are tear-gassing them x
Yeah I saw, they were at Auchan aswell, they shut the whole place down
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meanwhile in Bordeaux A bloke running along the tramways Naked Who thinks he’s Jesus
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Je suis de retour (bit of an allergy attack but ok now) Managed to get to yoga (Mrs Doyle proud of myself for going solo today) Obligatory trip to ZimZams (aka our favourite épicerie) S France Bon aprèm y’all
Courgette & aubergines displayed (€2.99/kg)Pears from Portugal (super juicy looking!)
€1.70/kgView across épicerie apples, grapes, plums Sweet potatoes €1.80/kg & potatoes 99 centimes/kg
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Made it to yoga I’ve never done yoga before I’m now broken But at least this is my walk there! S France
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sunday morning walk to Auchan for the essentials* *can you believe I had actually run out of wine I live in S France fgs
Beautiful stone Haussmann apartment building with bright blue sky
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Having been owned by several retrievers, this sounds exactly like what they would have done www.independent.co.uk/tv/lifestyle...
independent.co.uk
‘Worst guard dog’: Golden retriever pesters home intruder to play during break-in
A golden retriever pestered a home intruder to play during a break-in in San Diego, California, security video shows. Homeowner Dante Rowley said he and his family watched the incident unfold in real-...
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Random city view S France
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The magnificent doors at the side of the (slightly dodgy) Hotel California S France
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Quotidien épicerie trip S France
Grenade €1.30/kgFigues €3.5/kg
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The very French loisir of sitting at pavement cafes doing the national sports of eating, drinking wine/coffee & people watching S France
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brocante day on the boulevard Mid September but temperatures still over 30°C so the trees providing welcome shade & dappled light S France
Outdoor brocante stall in France with decorative plates
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#Caturday according to Calvin He’s been sat in this position for about 20 minutes now
White cat sat doubled over with legs in every direction
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Obligatory épicerie run S France
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Tonight’s humble local pink (tbh it’s the same one as every night!)
Cap d’Agde rosé
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Popped into the cathedral I’m not religious but I enjoy seeing the architecture, feeling the building’s history & love the ethereal filtered light S France
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Been out scouting for restaurants before FiL stay The tiny one on bottom rhs of pic gets my vote It’s run by a Breton who does a stunning line of galettes, crêpes & omelettes
Nos Galettes "Bretonnes"!
Naturellement sans gluten !
Nos Créations :

La "Véritable" Clesques : Camembert entier cuit au four, garni de Lipig et jambon de Pays. salade verte.
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La Lisette : Chiture, magrat de canard fume, arange. confiture. amande, salade verte.
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La Pascale: Poire au sirap Maison, crème de Roquefort, pignon, glace Roquefort salade verte
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La Jean : Parme de terre, jambon de Pays. Lipig, Reblochon, crème, salade vertz.
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La Jeanne:
Filets de truitas fumtes. "caviar" de truites. légumes de saisons, crème citronnés. sarbet yaza salade verte.
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Aumonitra de St Jacques - Plat Médaillé !
Naix de St Jacques fraiches (100gr) deglactes au Cidre. champignons frais, purte de légumes.
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L'Héros de Béziers :
Burrata. legumes et fruits de saisens. jambon de Pays, crème balsamique. sorbet du moment.
19.50 €
La Ptite Canaille :
Andouille de Guément. pomme au four, gelée de Cidre "Maison". purte de légumes, glace su
thym, salade varte.
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La Jabadao:
Farandale et dance de légumes de saisons, accompagntes de chips de choriza, et toles
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Nos Classiques :

Galette beurre % sel
4,90 ฿
Jambon fremage OU aufjamben CU cuf fromage
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Andaulle de Gutment auf OU Andouille de Goéméné fromage
9,90 8
Champignans frais cuf QU Champignans frais fromage
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Complete: euf. fromage. jambon
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Complete Truite; aul, framage, truita fumés
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Complete + Champignons frais OU Compltte • salade
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Supplément: 250€ (hors Noir de Sr deques, champagnons frais frate fumée et Burata: 5.00 E)

d'emmental serbet du moment, salade verte.
Omelette sur Bilig ! : Jambon et fromage accompogné d'une salade vartz.
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Pria NET - Servica compris.
VOUS ETES ALLERSIQUES 7 Précisez le & Patrice, merci Catherine.
Nos Crêpes "Bretonnes"
Pensez au blé noir pour votre dessert!
Nos Créations :
La Dame Blanche : Glace Vanille, ganache chocolat "Maison", crème fouettée.
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La Triskell : Plat Médaillé !
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Galette de blé noir, ganach…
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Popped out for cake (I tell myself the walk will cancel out the calories. It won’t) The pigeons were enjoying the fountain & one v kindly started to fly whilst I was taking the pic
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ha this definitely doesn’t look as appetising as it tastes! This is what results when you head your favourite épicerie and find what looks good that day S France
GF quiche with red onions served with sautéed sweet garlic potatoes
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh yes
Glass rosé on on the balcony with blue sky apparent
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The twice weekly brocante on the main boulevard Always an interesting mixture of antique furniture & paintings Managed to get a fab plant stand for €10 S France
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A brocante wouldn’t be a brocante without scary dolls (poupées in French) S France
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mornings amble down the main boulevard The plane trees provide welcome shade & dappled sunlight S France
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love my local épicerie It’s almost pointless going with a shopping list as you never know what they will have S France
Mangoes €2.50/kgSweet potatoes €1.80/kg
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s mardi so that means it’s brocante day Love how this standard lamp had the perfect sunbeam to make it look like it was on S France
Old furniture on shaded street
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This deserves to be reposted widely
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some absolute crackers to be found on today’s vide grenier A fan from about 1986 A 2m high straw made giraffe with blue markings Motley collection scary dolls VHS tapes Winner has to be this hand made coat rack from deer feet 😱 Tbh I initially thought it was duck heads so was quite relieved !
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Today is clubs day in my bit of S France Whatever association or club you fancy joining, you will find your people Painting tiny tanks? We got you Singing but specifically in a cathedral? No problem Underwater basket weaving? Probably
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
May have been the épicerie S France
Pears 99 centimes/kgFigs €4.50/kgClémentines 99 centimes/kg
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saw this handsome beastie in the amphitheatre in the park S France He had a v impressive wingspan #ShitBirdPhotos
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They say they AI is taking over the world I beg to differ Here’s my iPhone’s transcription, ahem, of a voicemail
Oui, bonjour, madame da, like on the de captain, disease, with the dentist, concillo, California, is my son, when
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Was tempted to buy some absinthe for Calvin S France
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just no clues in this photo that I live in S France
Bowl fresh figs/coppa & glass of rosé
On balcony surrounded by Haussmann buildings & blue skies
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh god it’s* already started Found this in my hallway (S France) *the stress of France presidential elections 2027
Melenchon campaigning leaflet)
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hurrah - the park has reopened after the storm of a couple of weeks ago which upended lots of trees S France
Blue skies, Haussmann building in background with lake & fountain in foreground
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*sniggers*
Sign spotted S France saying « FUCHS Lubricants »
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Look what I’ve picked up* at the flower market this morning I’ve wanted a bougainvillea but couldn’t justify the price tag knowing I’ll almost certainly kill it But this fine baby was only €6.50 S France *brought home to die
Pink bougainvillea
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s 18h20 It’s 35°C (shade) Summer is still in full swing S France
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This one is titled (according to the model, Calvin « Oh god it’s awful living here and have you seen the length of my whiskers? »
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Went for a lovely* evening walk S France *apart from the near death experience - I was crossing on a green man & car came hurtling round corner. It stopped about 15cm from me. Driver angrily gesticulating. OH angrily gesticulated back pointing at green man. Driver sheepishly said pardon
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Made a new friend She had a little shout about the terrible conditions (sunny spot, big belly, no traffic) S France
Beautiful black cat lying on wall
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tonight’s balcony offering: Fruit & dairy produce
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Basically our indoor/outdoor terrace is becoming Green Card but with fewer/less healthy plants IYKYK
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Teenager is working at Flunch (French shopping centre/supermarket café) I think he’s basically metamorphosing into Ikea Guy He’s only worked there 4 days lol
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yesterday’s find Free Found it at the bins God I’m a catch
Picture frame
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
OH is most put out that I’ve named his v flamboyant solenum….Wilberforce I started calling it Liberace, then Mr Humphries but settled on Wilberforce 🤣
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
C’est l’heure
Glass of rosé on black background
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Gorgeous blue sky (untouched photo) & quiet streets = perfect Sunday walk around the city S France
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Had a very Camus experience wandering around the deserted hot alleys - just missed treading on a rat! S France
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Franglaise @franglaise.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Went for a morning walk…around the old cemetery Some quite amazing mausoleums S France
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