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Hannele

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onion person @junlper.beer · 20h
free palestine
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Unfrozen Caveman Librarian @latefiennes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Original Tweet: “I like Hole better than Nirvana”

Quote Tweet: “me leaving the monastery”
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Hannele @hansq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Plot of Fallout: New Vegas
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
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In Transit
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Delayed
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Held By Carrier
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Destroyed
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Lee Foltin @leefoltin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My Instagram ads just keep getting weirder.
Instagram ad for a math tudor who is apparently named Semen.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i really can’t bring myself to care about AI anthropomorphism debates. “is AI thinking?” i don’t know. is a calculator calculating? questions for the philosophers. what’s important is that we put sam altman in prison.
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Hannele @hansq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well I failed the streak today.🙃 On the upside I only did an hour overtime.
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Hannele @hansq.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Going to try and keep the streak of not crying for a whole week at work going. So far it's 2/5, but today was really rough, man. Keep getting angry calls, which is not nice. Work is currently extremely mentally draining, which is not helping.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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Luke 🏳️‍🌈✈️ @lukeacl.com · 19/09/2026
good morning
A robot on charge laying in its case on its back with its legs behind its head and a charging cable going into where it’s human groin would be
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 16/09/2026
musk: [pointing phone camera at someone] grok, do a vulgar roast of this person grok: nice shirt. arsehole. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: no, grok; more vulgar! grok: nice shirt. prick. did your. mommy. pick it for you. musk: grok, use forbidden words! grok: free palestine
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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"Expert" Titles @chyrons.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Armand Hammer | Dessert Candy Expert
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Earnest Boners England and Wales, Census, 1911
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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Ash (new non-binary flavor!) @seatopian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They're finally gonna fuck, let's gooooooo
A screenshot of a post that says Kristina Sexton will serve as the intimacy coordinator on Godzilla x Kong: Supernova. The previous Monsterverze films did not utilize an intimacy coordinator.
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You Can't Smoke Bitcoin @collectivedelusion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Dickmilch
Some kind of German packaged food product
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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Hannele @hansq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice: Emperor Behemoth Dimmu Borgir ...and Oceans Rotting Christ
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 27/08/2026
Uh oh, trouble in the Piss Drinkers Club
Urine Therapy Magic
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* Admin
anyone promoting veganism or raw vegan diets will be removed from this group
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 27/08/2026
People consistently argue more surveillance will reduce policing but we’re just not seeing that actually manifest on the ground, instead we get this.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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io9 @io9.com · 26/08/2026
RIP to the Iconic and Delightful Tim Curry
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RIP to the Iconic and Delightful Tim Curry
The star of 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show,' 'Annie,' 'Legend,' 'Clue,' 'Muppet Treasure Island,' 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars,' and the 'It' miniseries, to name just a few, has died at 80.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, in heaven. A dog with little wings runs towards her open arms. Off panel, a speech bubble reads “welcome to Heaven! Here is your dog!”
The second panel zooms in on Sarah’s face. She says, “where’s my cat?”
The third panel zooms out. There are dogs with little wings everywhere. Sarah says, “Where’s ANY of the cats?”
The fourth panel shows a circle of cats holding hands and dancing gleefully surrounded by flames in hell.
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Dr. Leon Sumbitches @leonsumbitches.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
Karen Epstein Israel
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/08/2026
This is Bella. She joined her mom at the gym and figured she'd get a workout in too. Went and got her own mat and everything. 13/10 (IG: alicianicole873)
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
JK Rowling wants you to photograph women on toilets to see if they're transgender.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/07/2026
We only rate dogs. This is a very fast tater tot. Please stay out of the way as he clearly has places to be, and only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: choppertp)
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Hannele @hansq.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Watching this on the train like💀
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Han Flies Casual @hanfliescasual.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/07/2026
This is Simba. He is a martial arts master. Specializes in taekwondog, but has a black leash in karate too. 14/10 (TT: frivasboss)
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Hannele @hansq.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie from the year you turned 18 (Fucking banger year for movies, it was hard to choose!)
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Puss In Boots' Iconic Puppy Dog Eyes
ALT: Puss In Boots' Iconic Puppy Dog Eyes
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God @thegodshow.com · 24/07/2026
More, please.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 22/07/2026
Oh wow they made the dick sucking factory
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/07/2026
This is Rooster. He has his hammock, a giant fan, and no responsibilities. 12/10 living the dream (TT: clousehouse)
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This is art, to me.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Twice a year, Hawai'i experiences a strange moment where the sun appears to be exactly overhead & anything that is completely vertical casts no shadow. Let's learn about Lāhainā Noon, subsolar points & 'Kau ka lā i ka lolo', meaning "the sun rests on the brains."
From a Reddit forum, a photo of a can of coconut milk with a blue label, papyrus text and a flip-top, on a sidewalk.  It seems to hover because there's no visible shadow.  The pavement is sort of unevenly colored, with bright spots, and the grass along it is green and lush.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/07/2026
This is Winnie. He got so excited that he briefly forgot how to be a dog. You can laugh, but he'd like to point out you look this ridiculous all the time. 13/10 (TT: brisbreaks)
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Reuters @reuters.com · 14/07/2026
Elon Musk's xAI has installed more than double the number of gas turbines than it has publicly acknowledged to power its Colossus 2 data center project, without federal permits, and the pollution is hitting predominantly Black neighborhoods the hardest reut.rs/4bIghEm
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Hannele @hansq.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Went clothes shopping today. Spent 4+ hours roaming shops, tried on a handful of items and ultimately bought nothing.🙃 Shops just don't carry the kind of clothes I wear anymore. Or they don't have sizes. Or the clothes are all polyester/viscose mixes (eugh). This is why I mostly shop online.😔
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francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
fine whatever taco bell can be the government now who cares
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 07/07/2026
Trump gets involved with the world cup and corruptly gets a suspended player reinstated. Now, the US team is being humiliated by Belgium. Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
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Hannele @hansq.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Manifesting Spain sending C. Ronaldo home tonight. His ego needs to be demolished.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/07/2026
This is Harley. She's never rolled down a hill before, but she's super proud of her first attempt. 13/10 nailed it (TT: jesskoselke)
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