Reposted by francis wolf thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 14/07/2026haven’t seen a tenacious Iberian defense stymie a French offensive juggernaut like this since Napoleon opened up the Spanish ulcer during the Peninsular War in 1808 29311
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 14/07/2026i feel bad for anyone who hopes to one day write a book about this war 2212
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026that one time someone at work printed out a screenshot of my tweet 080
Reposted by francis wolf the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill 54155903777
Reposted by francis wolf Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Sam Neill was one of the very best guest stars The Simpsons ever had - RIP to a legend 552394
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026hunter is going to run for some kind of elected office. i don’t know when or what office but this is the statement of a guy who is trying to play politician. 5321
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell. He told me Himbo is ableist. He finds fetishizing someone's supposed lack of intelligence to be predatory. Why would you desire someone who seemingly has less power than you? Why is that sexy? Why is that different from preying on underage kids? It's not 17811
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026at least once a year i like to remind myself of how much a banger this album is 2644039245
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026fine whatever taco bell can be the government now who cares 181076201
Reposted by francis wolf farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 11/07/2026ratio + I’m a fat fucking chud 71126
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 11/07/2026the batman (2022) may feel like an interminable slog at times but it’s all worth it to see paul dano sing ave maria 030
Reposted by francis wolf dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/07/2026this is the funniest argument ever, honestly. no one even wanted her to run a *good* campaign. we asked that she not eviscerate herself unnecessarily. uncommitted would have settled for one palestinian saying platitudes about peace. that was a bridge too far 332466241
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026crazy to not even make mention of the whole rape thing 0151
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026i didn’t need another houseplant but i didn’t have a thai constellation so what was i to do 170
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 10/07/2026this kid is about to get on a one-way to tel aviv 0876
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i needed to charge my vape and accidentally pulled the plug on mitch mcconnell 1281
Reposted by francis wolf Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 09/07/202619th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly 19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯 31157216
Reposted by francis wolf francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026they won’t let us have any fun 5496
Reposted by francis wolf Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 08/07/2026An enormous loss. The English translator for countless Asian cinema masterpieces, if you’ve seen a Wong Kar-wai movie with English subtitles you know his work. Will never forget he once drafted a few of us to subversively help rescue Bong Joon Ho’s Snowpiercer from Harvey Weinstein. Rest in peace 🙏. 7695230
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026i saw mitch mcconnell drinking a piña colada at trader vic’s 0172
Reposted by francis wolf skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026ken klippy: you can't fire me, i don't have a job 🖕😎🖕 317811
Reposted by francis wolf Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/07/2026looks like ken's being a little bitch on twitter 2626801503
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026do any other guys that shave their junk want to start a coordinated campaign to reclaim “smoothgroin”? 1140
Reposted by francis wolf rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/07/2026your comment has been flagged as "too gen-x." please report to the nearest processing plant where you'll be turned into feed and feed byproducts 1341142
Reposted by francis wolf thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago 275718993
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 07/07/2026lmao trump tried to rig the world cup and it’s likely all for nothing 1100
Reposted by francis wolf FADE CHILLUPS AKA CHALUPA BATMAN AKA アダム @twobitwhackjob.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Afghanistan, April 2004 972560472
francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026“i’ll tolerate rape when a democrat does it” isn’t the winning message you think it is, bro 2191
