Sign in

Hannalore

@hannalore.bsky.social
42 followers 126 following 220 posts
PostsRepliesMedia
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 22h
You cannot imagine how hard this album went in my house - came out right as my dad was finishing RCIA to convert to Catholicism. We were bumping this 24/7
020
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure island standing with Miss Piggy and Kermit, who says “oh no, him too?!”
022
Reposted by Hannalore
Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026
Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
22149014345
Reposted by Hannalore
Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Hemry, Local Bartender 
@BartenderHemry
"What's UP youtube, it's ya boi Ishmael.
We've got my man Queequeg on the stream today, so make sure you smash that like button if you wanna see how elastic our stiff prejudices grow when love once comes to bend them."
12:13 PM • Dec 1, 2020
229447
Reposted by Hannalore
"fart" @jonhendren.com · 25/03/2026
"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍
72881545
Reposted by Hannalore
Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
He was so real for this
Garfield holding a chainsaw(labeled as Mr. Chainsaw) behind an old desktop computer that says "error" on the screen a bunch. He has a ferocious look on his face and is thinking "compute this!"
12733142
Reposted by Hannalore
what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
34185991
Reposted by Hannalore
Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
STEP 1 Work hard to achieve my goals. STEP 0 Figure out what to do to achieve my goals. STEP -1 Figure out what my goals should be. STEP -2 Establish sound methodology to interpret and resolve deontic questions. STEP -8 How is it that some things are, while others fail to be?
343466
Reposted by Hannalore
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
the term "control freak" is a hurtful slur for people like me who just love to step up and take control so someone stupid or weird doesn't wind up with it
416218
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
No, you don’t understand- yelling “look at that little French motherfucker” while watching a house concert on YouTube is a compliment: no one can do it like or be as cool as a little French motherfucker
010
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Mr. Bingle both fascinates and terrifies me. New Orleans, are you okay? Do you need to be freed from this man?
000
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I don’t know how these things get traction, but I would love it if my friends and their kitty could get some help gofund.me/95c4a33c1
gofund.me
Donate to Help Ambrose Overcome Intestinal Blockage, organized by Jennifer Duncan
Ambrose has been losing weight and having trouble eating. Bloodwork and urin… Jennifer Duncan needs your support for Help Ambrose Overcome Intestinal Blockage
110
Reposted by Hannalore
Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 19/06/2025
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
6253660911257
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Is Amontillado and bourbon an acceptable brunch drink?
020
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Samuel Johnson in Blackadder realizing he forgot to put “sausage” in the dictionary. I do it every single time I encounter or think of sausages and no one has ever gotten the reference
271
Reposted by Hannalore
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
APRIL - 1805 NAPOLEON IS MASTER OF EUROPE ONLY THE BRITISH FLEET STANDS BEFORE HIM THERE IS NOTHING IN NAVAL LAW STATING THAT A GOLDEN RETRIEVER CANNOT SERVE HIS MAJESTY AS CAPTAIN OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
442010402
Reposted by Hannalore
lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2025
an article asking whether it's feminist to use AI? i will get right around to reading that, but first, would you join me in the cellar for a moment? i have a lovely new cask of sherry of dubious origin i'd like your opinion on
231918285
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
God I missed football
010
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I swallowed my feelings and voted for the last two Dem candidates. I will not do it a third time if they nominate this fucker
030
Reposted by Hannalore
wint @dril.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
92132742998
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
At my gym I often see an older gentleman who spends an hour walking on the treadmill in khakis. On the tray of the treadmill he lays out 12 cigars. As he walks, he has a cigar champed in his mouth that he periodically switches with one on the tray.
000
Reposted by Hannalore
Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
People love to say "A.I." is here to stay so we might as well contend with it. No it isn't. No thank you. It's bullshit snake oil being sold by the very people destroying the country as we once knew it.
312417
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Daaaaaaa pope
000
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
This is for me. If it helps you I’m glad but I gotta have a shortcut to getting a pat from the boy.
010
Reposted by Hannalore
the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
the thing I hate most about that rfk quote is that autistic lives have value and worth and beauty and dignity whether they are able to do the things other people do or not. no one is defined by ability or lack thereof and to frame divergence as lack is monster stuff, utterly godless
314164503506
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Niche podcast
000
Reposted by Hannalore
Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/04/2025
Every person with a spectrum disorder has a more valuable life than RFK Jr, and every trans/nb person has a more valuable life than JK Rowling. You are a human with dignity and they are sunken demons
3884792746
Reposted by Hannalore
Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Being a true Alan Parsons Project fan is a thankless existence because you hear a needle drop of Sirius in a TV show or a basketball game and subconsciously you're like "All right here we go, time to follow it up with Eye In The Sky, let's do it!" and it just never happens.
1818115
Reposted by Hannalore
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"
211116941512
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
There’s not any social media site left to link a video of “karma police” and say you’re feeling like that. A loss to humanity I think and the weirdos on here are groping blindly towards a past where that was posting. Heartbreaking
000
Reposted by Hannalore
Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
126187644575
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I pretty much follow the same people here that I did on the other site but I see about 200% more Star Trek content
000
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I am all about peppery flavored things that aren’t peppers now. Give me all that arugula. I want to get fucked up on some radishes.
000
Reposted by Hannalore
The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
pixelatedboat aka "mr tweets" @pixelatedboat
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable
opening line in all of Western
literature: "I hope you
motherfuckers like reading about
whales"
648976
Reposted by Hannalore
UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 10/02/2025
"It was a great honor to lose historically in front of President Trump before he got up and left during the 2nd quarter due to how bad we sucked."
280391
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
RIP to the movable objects and public lighting of Philadelphia
000
Reposted by Hannalore
Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
6772301342
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
If you are trans and putting on a cute outfit or doing your makeup or looking fucking hot you are doing praxis.
000
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Yesterday I sat for almost three hours stopped on the interstate because someone was having a crisis and intended to jump off on overpass, which feels like the sort of thing which is going to start being common pretty soon here
000
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Feels real bad to put away a part of a lecture that you’ve gone back to for years that used to work because it’s too old. I can see why some professors will still keep that kinda thing but I know when the writing’s on the wall. it just hurts that deadmau5 is now far too old an artist to bring up
000
Reposted by Hannalore
Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
But the stars burn on overhead, Unconscious of final ends, As I walk home to bed, Asking what judgment waits My person, all my friends, And these United States. (Auden, "A Walk After Dark")
410219
Reposted by Hannalore
Anthony Iannaccio @mrtonynacho.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Mister Rogers never misses
You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful 

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodThan any computer could ever be. You know why?

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodYou’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine.

Mister Rogers’ NeighborhoodHuman beings are far more wonderful than machines.

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood
195248668236
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I FINALLY HAVE A LEMON ON HAND TO DO THIS!
000
Hannalore @hannalore.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I got a lot of grief in a fantasy football money league earlier this season about a trade they didn’t like. They figured out I was a woman and so much was said about how I didn’t know anything about football because of my gender. Anyway, how should I spend my $500 champion prize?
000
Reposted by Hannalore
pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 12/05/2023
182749563