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Freelance editor, cake person.

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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
IT'S PUB DAY! So excited to say that SECOND HELPINGS is out now. This book is a love letter to second chances, deli food, Cleveland, food service, and of course queer romance 🌈💜🥪 I hope you love it as much as I do!
A photo of Second Helpings next to a wrapped sandwich. The cover features two men in front of a menu board, one sitting at a table, the other wearing an apron and holding a tray with condiments on it. A five-star reader review for Second Helpings. "A definite five stars! This book was an absolute and total joy to read, and I know it will stay with me for a long time."A five-star reader review for Second Helpings. "I absolutely loved this book! I was hooked from the very beginning and never wanted it to end."A five-star reader review for Second Helpings. "This book pulled at my heart strings. There were moments that felt so real, like I was a part of it all."
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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
my new book, SECOND HELPINGS, is out tomorrow; what better time to show you the gorgeous cover for my next one? COMFORT READ comes out in october, and it's an extravaganza of fake dating, cozy bookshop vibes, hollywood chaos, an opinionated cat, and, of course, big queer joy 🌈 geni.us/1579-al-aut-ch
The cover for COMFORT READ by Dylan Morrison against an illustrated backdrop of stacked books. The cover depicts two men in bookshop, one passing another a book from atop a ladder that's leaning against the shelves. A large orange cat stands at the feet of the man on the ground.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Thank you to everyone who supported this campaign. Together we were able to do things never seen in American politics, to set a new standard from what we should expect from the people who try to represent us. What we built matters, regardless of the outcome. And the work isn’t over.
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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
SO excited to share: I'm writing three new books with Storm Publishing, in addition to my next novel, SECOND HELPINGS, which is out in May! Also exciting: two of those books are going to be the start of my first ever SERIES. Can't wait to share them all with you 💜 stormpublishing.co/storm-signs-...
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Storm signs Dylan Morrison for three new LGBTQ+ romantic comedies - Storm Publishing
Publisher Kathryn Taussig has acquired World All Language rights in […]
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Some absolutely top notch orange cattery here
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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
right i promise this is the last time i'm going to announce a book this year haha, however I DID WRITE ONE MORE. it comes out in may! it's full of love and warmth and feelings and jokes and deli sandwiches and a dog named pastrami! i hope you like it! in may! geni.us/1469-al-aut-ch
An image of an eBook with the Second Helpings cover on it, next to a wrapped sandwich. The Second Helpings cover is an illustration set against a periwinkle background, which shows a man with light brown hair sitting at a table, a cane hooked over the back of his chair, and another man with darker hair and wearing an apron holding  a tray. Little yellow hearts appear around him, and a chalkboard reads "A queer m/m second chance romance."
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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Mike Wasson @mikewasson.net · 23/11/2025
do you have any idea how much you have to piss somebody off to make them change their gauge
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Good morning. I don't know who did this, but I love you.
An abandoned building by the beach where a window overlooks the sea. The water through the window resembles a painting, so someone has scrawled Free Rothko on the wall.
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
pleased to announce that there seems to be a passive-aggressive conflict roiling the august pages of Cooks Illustrated, Fall Harvest recipes edition. allow me to explain:
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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
RECIPE FOR TROUBLE is OUT TODAY! in ebook/audio/print a.co/d/ee50VJW! but you can also find it via bookshop.org, b&n, libro.fm, many places! talking up my own work is not an area of strength! i hope you enjoy my loving queer homage to the golden age of romcoms in this trying time!
An ereader on top of a cutting board against a green checkered towel. The screen shows the cover of Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, which features two men cooking against a dark periwinkle background. A 5-star reader review! 'One of the top non-spicy MM romances I've read over the last year. I loved this book! It warmed my heart.' There's also a small image of the cover of Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, which features two men cooking against a dark periwinkle background. A 5-star reader review! 'This book should absolutely be savoured, mouthful by delicious mouthful, but I've never had much restraint and so I just gobbled it right up in two days and I do not regret my life choices.' There's also a small image of the cover of Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, which features two men cooking against a dark periwinkle background. A 5-star reader review! 'An utterly compelling, emotionally layered, highly original romance, which manages to be both laugh-out-loud funny and heartache-inducing.' There's also a small image of the cover of Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, which features two men cooking against a dark periwinkle background.
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
This cat has 100% hired the Pinkertons to break a coal strike in Pennsylvania.
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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
TWO! DAYS! TIL BOOK DAY! let me take you away from all this (the stresses and horrors of the dystopian present) to a better place (still full of stresses and horrors, but only for the characters, and with much lower stakes). excerpt so you can give it a vibe check! geni.us/1204-al-aut-am
"The guy in the video—Pete—is handsome in that relaxed, unin‐
tentional way Ben associates with people who had a great time in
high school. There’s something about him that’s almost familiar,
and he looks older than Ben, in probably his early thirties. His dark
wavy hair, faded tight on the sides and left longer on top, clearly
just lies that way, in the sort of easy dishevelment no one can pull
o$ when they’re trying. As if all that wasn’t enough, he’s broad
shouldered and well muscled—not a full gym rat like Ben some‐
times pulls on Grindr, but de!nitely visibly toned. It’s a look Ben
associates with rock climbers, although admittedly that may be
situational bias, because he is also wearing the type of T-shirt-with-
sleeves-cut-o$ Ben associates with rock climbers. However, the
idiot has distinguished himself from the pack by electing to do this
to a shirt with Ask Me About Canned Beans scrawled across
the front in a gigantic, hideous font.
And Pete is, above anything else, an idiot. Sure—he’s a little bit
hot. Ben can admit that to himself, here in the safe anonymity of
the New York City subway system, where anything could happen
and does, every day. Pete is a little bit hot. That doesn’t make it
okay that somehow, despite having presumably been a talented
enough chef to land one of the coveted, cushy positions as a
Gastronome test cook, he has produced what has to be the single
worst collection of cooking footage ever created by man.
“Hi!” Pete says, waving at the camera, in the !rst take. But he's""holding a spoon in his waving hand, and it goes !ying and hits
someone nearly out of frame in the back of the head, and they yelp,
and someone else o" camera yells “CUT.” With no pause for
recovery, it’s the next take, and Pete says, “Hi! I’m Pat,” and then,
“Wait, no I’m not,” and then, nervously, like he’s not quite sure it’s
the right answer, “Pete? I’m… Pete.” They cut again, and then it’s
the hideous take after that, in which Pete holds up a bunch of
greens and says, “This is kelp—kelp—KALE. Good God. But could
we make it with kelp, do you think? I never thought about kelp—
aw, wait, these are collards, actually. Uh. Are we still rolling?”
Ben misses his train. It goes whooshing by as Pete very
earnestly tells the viewers that he thinks everyone can learn to cook
while, next to him, a piece of notebook paper that clearly reads,
DEAR PETE, REMEMBER: BUY TARRAGON, TOILET
PAPER. NO MORE HOISIN! LOVE PETE inches towards the
stove. It catches $re at the same moment Ben realizes that it’s a
local 1 train pulling away, and he releases a little gasp of surprised
annoyance in the exact moment that Pete does on-screen.
That disquieting moment of similarity is enough to get Ben to
close the computer. He tells himself he’s not going to open it again
until he has his mysterious mixed drink in his hand to dull the pain
but only lasts $ve minutes before he $nds himself reaching for the
laptop again. An express 2 train chooses that exact moment to turn
up, running as always on a secret schedule known only to itself,
which is all that saves Ben from spending the next several hours on
the platform. Instead, he spends the standing-room-only ride back
to his apartment stewing about the video, and how on earth Pete
even got a job, and how on earth he, Ben, is supposed to do his job
and edit this nightmare into watchable content."The Recipe for Trouble cover (two men cooking together against a periwinkle background) displayed on an ereader, sitting on top of a cutting board and a green gingham towel. Blue text on a yellow circle to the right of the ereader reads "PRE-ORDER NOW."
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 09/10/2025
Higgledy piggledy Timothée Chalamet Has a name meriting Endless design Much like his forerunner Benedict Cumberbatch: Hexasyllabically, Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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Katherine Applegate @kaaauthor.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"There is no sharp line between humans and the rest of the animal kingdom. It’s a very blurry line, and it’s getting more blurry all the time." A tremendous loss. 💔
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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
does being trans in the US Right Now, w/ a queer romcom out in 2 weeks, feel like inching closer to a woodchipper in a clown costume? SURE. does this make it impossible to write promo posts? YES! am i forcing myself to throw my preorder link here before i 🧵 about this? BARELY: geni.us/1204-al-aut-am
COMING 16 OCTOBER 2025 [Image of blue book cover, Recipe for Trouble by Dylan Morrison, featuring two men cooking against a green backdrop with sparkles.]
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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
it seems there's no non-weird time to do this in 2025 but the posts must go on, so: i have new book, RECIPE FOR TROUBLE, coming out next month! it's available now on netgalley and for preorder! it's full of laughs and queer joy! but, FAIR WARNING, it may make you hungry 🤤 geni.us/1204-al-aut-am
The Recipe For Trouble cover, which features two dark haired men cooking a pot of soup, displayed on an ebook next to two bowls of soup and the words PRE-ORDER NOW.The Recipe For Trouble cover, which features two dark haired men cooking a pot of soup, displayed on an ebook against a yellow background printed with cooking utensils, and the words REQUEST NOW ON NETGALLEY.
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Michael Stipe @michaelstipe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I can
I can
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
I got served this incredible advert over on twitter. It's a book summary written by AI but I bet the book is AI too. It's just so incredibly stupidly funny and every time I read it I start WHEEZING
There's no way to prepare you for this.

"Kindle edition now complete with cover!!

Raphael, a young man in his mid-thirties, returns to the rustic coastal village of Hopetown, where he spent the last few days with his son, Clay, before his son suffers an unfortunate, near-sudden death in a devastating car crash, and during which he, the father, was driving.  Join him as he relives the anguish, the blatant incredulity, the consequent meltdown and intermittent pangs of guilt, and which are then followed by an unfathomable void alternating with a sudden surge of emotion, all in that order, on realising that things had forever changed.

While reviving memories, he also crosses paths with a roaming woman spirit of the sea, who claims that he needs her and that she knows Clay's whereabouts, and who is continuously transforming as the relationship grows.  The story also teases a complex interplay of emotions and secrets, as some friends also introduce him to Celine, another young woman, who initially seems to be the perfect antithesis of the other woman, and yet is vaguely similar to the other woman in some ways, also setting the stage for an unpredictable narrative in subsequent parts."

Actually sobbing and it's like the ninth time I've read this lol
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 02/11/2023
Practicing self care by lying on the forest floor until the roots of the trees and mushrooms pierce my body and accept me into their nutrient web
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
And then I was like, Roald— make the peach GIANT. No one gives a shit about a normal ass peach
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
They make you HAPPY fuck you
NYT headline: Mangoes are known as the 'king of fruits. What are their health benefits?
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Kids playing Ozzy's Crazy Train on xylophones
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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
BOOK DAY! BOOK DAY! By which I mean, FALL INTO YOU, my first M/M romance novel, is out RIGHT NOW in ebook, print and audiobook!! If you are perhaps seeking a story that is WARM and UPLIFTING and QUEER in these trying times, i'd be thrilled and honored if you gave mine a shot 💜
An image of a Kindle displaying the Fall Into You cover with granny smith apples and a green towel against the left hand side. A 5-star reader review: "This book is like a warm hug and a therapy session rolled into one. The final chapter is one of the most beautiful I've read in a long time."
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Hannah Bond @hannahbond.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Laura is a stunning poet and a stunning person and this is going to be glorious.
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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
"let copilot help you draft" "can gemini write that for you" I have now taken the only reasonable course of action in the circumstances
it's a vintage typewriter
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Hannah Bond @hannahbond.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
maybe the best things i have ever seen?
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Hannah Ritchie @hannahritchie.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
An important reminder that measles vaccines save millions of lives every year across the world. The measles vaccine is arguably the most life-saving vaccine in use. Our latest article from @scientificdiscovery.dev and @spoonerf.bsky.social: ourworldindata.org/measles-vacc...
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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Tumblr post by chongo blog from August 22, 2019: Can't wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say "hey, remember when we were all freaking depressed? That was a crazy time. Glad we aren't like that anymore"
Reply by Ampersketch from May 10, 2025 (marked yesterday): Hey
Reply by chongo blog, same day: Don't say anything
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
🎶 PINK PONY CLUB 🎶
Laura Loomer tweet: WOKE MARXIST POPE
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Dylan Morrison @dylanthyme.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
hi hello, me again! so excited to say 🍎 FALL INTO YOU 🍎 is officially available for preorder! is this image the real cover? NO, the real cover is IN PROGRESS, i can't wait to show you. but the words are a REAL SUMMARY of what to expect from this book! tinyurl.com/4j8by39k / tinyurl.com/4nzwwv54
"Fall Into You" temporary holding cover. It's text on an off white background, reading "Final Cover Coming Soon / Fall into You / Dylan Morrison."Black text on white background, reading: "Nearly twenty years ago, Will Robertson ran out on his destiny, leaving his family farm and everything he was supposed to become behind. So when he's forced back to small-town Glenriver, Ohio and finds the farm's irritatingly handsome manager Casey Reeves living more happily in his childhood home than he ever did, it's only natural that they hate each other immediately.

Will's plan is simple: sell his late father's apple farm and get back to his carefully constructed life in Chicago. But when a collapsed bridge strands him in Glenriver with Casey, "simple" goes right out the window – along with Will's determination to keep his distance from both his past and the man right in front of him.

Between corporate vultures circling, long-buried family secrets coming to light, and the undeniable spark growing between them, Will and Casey will have to decide if some things really are worth fighting for… and if two people who seem totally wrong for each other might actually be exactly right."
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Hannah Bond @hannahbond.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
i spend a SIGNIFICANT proportion of my personal life reading and have been working with authors in my professional life for MANY YEARS, so i can tell you with huge confidence that this book is very special, and that dylan is extremely excellent, both as an author and as a human being. HAPPY NEWS.
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The Bookseller @thebookseller.com · 09/04/2025
Storm has acquired the book, film and television rights to Fall Into You and two other queer romantic comedy novels from fan fiction writer Dylan Morrison. 👇 #BookSky
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Storm Publishing makes three-book deal with fan-fiction writer Dylan Morrison
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
"I just want to be clear about what's going on here." - @warren.senate.gov www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIHN...
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Alejandro Alvarez @aletakesphotos.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The Treasury Department right now. People are turning out against Musk and DOGE staging a takeover of the Treasury’s payment system. This crowd is big. The whole block is packed. “Lock him up,” everyone yells.
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Christopher Dornan @chrisdornan.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Here's the speech if you haven't heard it. 13 minutes of your time. Share it with your American friends and neighbours, because they won't see it otherwise. Circulate it in Mexico and Denmark, France and the UK, Panama and Germany, Poland and Estonia, and especially -- especially -- Ukraine.
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Trudeau: Canada will retaliate with 25% tariffs on $155B of U.S. goods
YouTube video by CBC News
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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Inspiring: area woman discovers that wellbeing, previously thought to occur on a scale of 1 to 10, actually goes as low as -5
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Sara @aeirlys.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Do Not Comply In Advance: bossy, already a cliche, implies permission to comply later Fuck You, Make Me: leads by example, directs yelling at opposition instead of allies, easy to chant at a protest or put on a banner
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Micah @rincewind.run · 31/01/2025
Discworld QOTD, from The Wee Free Men "Them as can do has to do for them as can't. And someone has to speak up for them as has no voices."
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Hannah Bond @hannahbond.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Bright vs. blurry lines: how to think about executive power grabs
Needless to say, it’s been quite the week (or so) for expansive use of executive power.
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