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@hamstand.bsky.social
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Biological / Bristol (original) / Dorleypilled mildly credentialed in animal behavior, ecology; all my other opinions are wrong

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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 23h
made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread
a slice of wheat bread with a mold pattern that looks infuriatingly like a smiley face. this bread is a piece of shit
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Lioen @catarsi.bsky.social · 19h
Actual goal: Become the reason for this sign to exist
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spider's nest tw:arachnophobia
a diorama cutaway of a nerdy bedroom for a giant spider girl
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She's a character in a comic idea I have been developing (but is honestly far from coming out) but I have some older designs for her from a while back that I've posted around the internet or on patreon and stuff.
a fluffy spider girl in a cramped space of computer stuff
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I read recently that 20% of all mammals are bats. Statistically, that includes some of your friends.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles.
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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miss fern 🏳️‍⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
baristas should be allowed to kill you. and you should thank them for it
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
being a trans woman is in fact a kind of an anachronism in our age bc it requires belief in things, in the capacity to know oneself and the needs of one’s body. a surprising amount of ppl don’t think that is possible
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Hamstandoff munitions @hamstand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just took a load-bearing thirst trap the day is saved
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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Hamstandoff munitions @hamstand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they're doing this to me tomorrow
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale. Trans women: At long last, I have gained a sexual obsession with the Torment Nexus from popular webfic Don't Glorify The Torment Nexus
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 07/04/2026
disappointing my parents one last time by getting C-PTSD from them instead of A+PTSD
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass @bartlebooth45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the polycule hears there are boardgames at the function
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garf's favorite daughter @amygarf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the invitation (2017) by incase
anime girl looking kinda wild eyed with a pointer stick in her hand saying "I've finally discovered all 3 types of female fantasies!" the 3 tpes are "being last seen walking into the deepest part of the woods" "fucked into perfect oneness with the flesh eternal" and "mommy"
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 26/09/2026
its fat girl fsaturday
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Laurel Gale @laurelgale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Flying mink! #wildlife #nature 🐡
A photo of a mink, captured mid-leap with all four feet in the air, as it races along a rocky riverbank.
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☀️ @stel.energy · 25/09/2026
oh my god theyre doing it theyre making institut fur sexualwissenschaft 2
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surrogate corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
oh you got tuberculosis? oh you're dying? fuck you. there's no ethical consumption under capitalism
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Zoe Parker @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People seeing every fictional masculine, large, or ugly woman as trans is not only insulting to trans women it’s cishon erasure.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
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Hamstandoff munitions @hamstand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i love prestogeorge
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
weirdest thing about Trump is he’s gay (Mamdani, ‘big strong guys,’ etc) but also a straight pedophile on the side. He’s like the opposite of an Ancient Greek
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
posting about locktober after getting an orchi like im an athlete that got injured during my prime recruiting years. couldve gone pro in the cage leagues if not for my career ending ball surgery
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hyla @hylabuns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hey
My bunny Larry puts his paw on my leg
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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Ela Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There's an alternate reality where the military doesn't have penis inspection day and despite the horrors would you really be willing to give that up
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Samsara Final Girl @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 22/09/2026
"but what if people laugh at me" you live in hell and your lot is to suffer within it. who cares? try something new, or let fear and envy consume you. this shouldn't be a difficult choice.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 24/01/2025
BREAD KEYBOARD BREAD KEYBOARD
a bread themed keyboarda bread themed keyboarda bread themed keyboard
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 21/09/2026
I do not need the rat bag I do NOT need the rat bag
JW Pei handbag shaped like a rat in black leather with gold-colored hardware.
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Hamstandoff munitions @hamstand.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when your last job pretransition is having a conference at your new job and the people who sat across from you in the office for a whole year don't recognize you at all
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miss fern 🏳️‍⚧️😘 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
(affirming) i noticed you have new idle animations
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actually madeleine is the scientist🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🦇 @webway.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
my name is maddie and im here to say im transing my sex in a major way and im gay
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Did anyone else’s physical involve karate kicks and french kissing or do I need to get a new doctor?
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Leaf~ @leaftilde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reminded of this banger the glorious days of the Evergiven I posted on Twitter me in my 20s
The Evergiven trapped in the Suez (labelled "Gender Dysphoria"), with a tiny excavator next to it called "Making female characters in RPGs"
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Hamstandoff munitions @hamstand.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
weird how a couple of hours fucking around with eyeliner can actually turn out extremely significant; feels like a corner's been turned here, this was actually fun + the front camera warp has failed to make me dislike the face
hamstand in front of a desk covered in cosmetics detritus wearing a grey tank and extremely extra eyeliner with massive wings and frills and stuff. hair: fluffy
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine there's no parkour prison... it's pretty easy if you try... - john lennon if he lived in parkour civilisation
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Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Whatever Walliams is accused of, let's not jump to conclusions about the skeevy little pissmongrel
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Hamstandoff munitions @hamstand.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
9 weeks
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I believe in the power of ham.
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Enough! Is a perfectly acceptable way to say see you later.
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normal-wife @category-fury.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
if you're into sounds, check out music! you will NOT be disappointed
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