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Hamstand

@hamstand.bsky.social
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Biological / Bristol (original) / Dorleypilled mildly credentialed in animal behavior, ecology; all my other opinions are wrong

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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 10h
like i know everything is gender but i didnt expect 'skaters being instilled with the instinct to protect the goalie bc he's uniquely valuable and vulnerable' to cross wires with toxic chivalry/masculinity and accidentally cause Goalie Forcefem but alright. i need to go lie down.
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Hamstand @hamstand.bsky.social · 12h
And Starfish and the sequels go hard if you haven't checked them out!
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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my understanding of the petplay dog clicker thing is that people seem to be utilizing classical conditioning to make their girlfriends associate having sex with having sex
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 06/10/2026
[trying to be cool talking to all the perverts online] Heh, Yeah, I'm Into Pretty Extreme Kink* Too * five hours of cuddling
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Hamstand @hamstand.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
points my big wet eyes at you gloopily
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Hamstand @hamstand.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i need it
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Danielle Ryan (Lestat Era) @danirat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gavin newsom with a creepy dead eyed smilethe smiler from Transmetropolitan
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 05/10/2026
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Naraka Final Ghoul @eris.anarchogoth.rip · 04/10/2026
down so bad she's listed in section 202 of the United Nations Security Act of 1979 as being too volatile to travel in international airspace
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
see ppl say this but it was kinda the opposite for me. i really wanted to change my body but i had a hard time proving to myself that i was trans. it was like damn i wanna be a girl so bad, too bad im not trans
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I love seeing people smile at their phones in public
Have they received happy news?
Is it a text from a loved one perhaps?
What could be instilling such joy in that moment?

"My own nudes"
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 03/10/2026
i love my country🏳️‍⚧️💉 pghrt.diy
screenshot of a northernlion stream that has a chatter linking pghrt.diy
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Hamstand @hamstand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
aaaa i needed afters :(
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Hamstand @hamstand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dancing is great dancing is the best more dancing i need to dance more let's go dance come on dancing pleas
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Hamstand @hamstand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4am pretty girl in my front camera jumpscare
hamstand doing some sort of fuckass peace sign she is wearing a green top and eyeshadow and is looking surprisingly unruffled from dancing all night
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The Littlest Death 🔪🐇🩸 @mswisp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
customer: hey can you answer a question me: I can't because I'm just a little bunny customer: sorry what I meant to say is can I give you gentle little scratches behind your ears
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 06/12/2025
kind of obsessed with this this morning, you can see the quick time event in her mind
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Hamstand @hamstand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tits hurting again after 6 months off we're so back
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devon giehl🐀ratmaker @devongiehl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
made a sandwich with this bread before i realized its smug ass was covered in mold. fuck you, bread
a slice of wheat bread with a mold pattern that looks infuriatingly like a smiley face. this bread is a piece of shit
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Lioen @catarsi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Actual goal: Become the reason for this sign to exist
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spider's nest tw:arachnophobia
a diorama cutaway of a nerdy bedroom for a giant spider girl
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She's a character in a comic idea I have been developing (but is honestly far from coming out) but I have some older designs for her from a while back that I've posted around the internet or on patreon and stuff.
a fluffy spider girl in a cramped space of computer stuff
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Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I read recently that 20% of all mammals are bats. Statistically, that includes some of your friends.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Godzilla should smile more he’s prettier when he smiles.
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Hamstand @hamstand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a crowd
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
baristas should be allowed to kill you. and you should thank them for it
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Revenge of Princesscore @princessrevenge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
being a trans woman is in fact a kind of an anachronism in our age bc it requires belief in things, in the capacity to know oneself and the needs of one’s body. a surprising amount of ppl don’t think that is possible
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Hamstand @hamstand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just took a load-bearing thirst trap the day is saved
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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Hamstand @hamstand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
they're doing this to me tomorrow
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale. Trans women: At long last, I have gained a sexual obsession with the Torment Nexus from popular webfic Don't Glorify The Torment Nexus
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 07/04/2026
disappointing my parents one last time by getting C-PTSD from them instead of A+PTSD
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass @bartlebooth45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the polycule hears there are boardgames at the function
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 26/09/2026
its fat girl fsaturday
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Hamstand @hamstand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh my god eris
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Laurel Gale @laurelgale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Flying mink! #wildlife #nature 🐡
A photo of a mink, captured mid-leap with all four feet in the air, as it races along a rocky riverbank.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 25/09/2026
oh my god theyre doing it theyre making institut fur sexualwissenschaft 2
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corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
oh you got tuberculosis? oh you're dying? fuck you. there's no ethical consumption under capitalism
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Heights @itszoeallison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
People seeing every fictional masculine, large, or ugly woman as trans is not only insulting to trans women it’s cishon erasure.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
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Hamstand @hamstand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i love prestogeorge
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
weirdest thing about Trump is he’s gay (Mamdani, ‘big strong guys,’ etc) but also a straight pedophile on the side. He’s like the opposite of an Ancient Greek
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
posting about locktober after getting an orchi like im an athlete that got injured during my prime recruiting years. couldve gone pro in the cage leagues if not for my career ending ball surgery
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Hamstand @hamstand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
life has been so hard for her
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hyla @hylabuns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
hey
My bunny Larry puts his paw on my leg
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