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Ontario Womens Pinball Champ 25/26 futamaxxing gym 🐀 dear strongbad how do you type with puppy paws? Assigned new jersey at birth 4.5 in dog years

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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 10h
THIS DEATH RIDERS SHIT IS FOR LIFE
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Richard @sirlariato.northsky.social · 11h
#AEWDynamite
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Hubert Schubert -✨Comms Open✨ @klaxia.bsky.social · 11h
marina i need u to kill the dentist it is ur sacred duty do it 4 pac
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 29/09/2026
every major city in Canada excels at something. montreal is the best at being a real city Vancouver is the best at alt fashion calgary is the best at pretending to be texas toronto is the best at stanley cup droughts. we all have something to offer
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 29/09/2026
HGH+TRT+E Blockers+L+ratio
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 29/09/2026
netflix, im pitching a rivals to lovers romance series featuring a love triangle, NTR, and hardcore fucking called "Free Pass Line"
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Sigmund Foid @sigmundfo.id · 29/09/2026
overhead view of a Ferrari F1 car with the caption "transgender is like Ferrari, the last few years have been rough"
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 26/09/2026
six of one (poops) half dozen of the other (farts)
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Loreley Weisel-Librizzi @loreleywrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You may ask yourself: Does the world really need yet another trans-made traumacore indie visual novel where bad pervy things happen? No, the world does not. The world needs TEN THOUSAND MORE. Maybe even TEN TRILLION MORE.
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no offense covid tests should be FREE AND NOT $10 A TEST
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 22/09/2026
taylor ham forebrain porkroll hindbrain
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 21/09/2026
theres a barber in burnaby BC called tommy cuts. @houseofsnax.bsky.social you gotta get this guy for gimmick infringement
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 18/09/2026
"who is that girl in pink? shes good; should i know her? shes about to roll meteor"
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 17/09/2026
i feel like at least once per year ive gotta pee in a large body of water to feel like ive had an ok year.
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
god this is good
flight of the concords scene with murray, brit and jemaine. 

"How's this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two."

"What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?"

"I reckon you'll get lots of things for free when you're proper rockstars. This might be your ticket."
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 16/09/2026
im so ready for Jamie Demetriou to grace my screen again.
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Zoe Tunnell ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
HELP
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 14/09/2026
getting rawed on CFL2070 MV Spirit of Vancouver Island >>>>>
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 14/09/2026
its pretty rad that i live a life where i can see packed theatres for screenings of movies made by trans women. if you get a chance to see Again Again at a film festival, go.
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ape attack survivor
@pissvortex

Tried to flex this on a first date but the waitress
took it and asked what it was and why it said
"pissvortex" on it. I explained that it's called X
Money and she said they don't take that but
when I tried to explain she just kept laughing. I
told her just to try it so she did but it declined
which made her laugh harder. WTF @elonmusk
@Support

Follow

...

Austin
@pissvortex

Issued by Cross River Bank
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Mike Migdall @itsmigdalltime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pulling out my phone at my friends wedding on the dancefloor to show 15+ people a picture of tung tung tung sahur>>>>>>>>
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 13/09/2026
brian cage is also out there winning IFBB competitions. no shit hes on gear. he does the two things where it both beneficial and not banned: wrestling and bodybuilding
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 13/09/2026
BC has no right to look this beautiful 😔
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aubrey, from mahjong 🀄 @honksnooze.moe.observer · 12/09/2026
are you homosexual are you looking for something to spice up your sex life you should try riichi mahjong
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Craig Johnson @cajohnson-craig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
52 years ago, the military of Chile staged a coup against President Salvador Allende, medical doctor and leader of a Socialist coalition government, the region's first elected socialist leader.
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 10/09/2026
hello human resources meme where both guys say "please dont get the surgery" and are met with "hello human resources". the above guy is made out to be cybersmith, the bottom one to be halimede
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 08/09/2026
KING KONG BALLS CARNEY JUST ACTIVATED KRAKEN MODE: HISTORY SAYS TRUMP'S FUCKED
[ai image of king kong from the hit motion picture king kong only his fur is white and red and he has a maple leaf on his chest and a giant canadian flag and helicopters circling around him making me wonder whether or not this is canon in the king kong universe or maybe we're in a multiverse scenario idk but i'm gonna find an explainer video on youtube as soon as i finish typing this alt text]

KING KONG BALLS CARNEY JUST ACTIVATED KRAKEN MODE: HISTORY SAYS TRUMP'S FUCKED
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 08/09/2026
after like a month and a half off pre-workout, the beta alanine bugs are fuckin strong
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 08/09/2026
you can tell the mon of lisa is davinci en femme because she's doing the boymoder smile
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
frogophiliacs
all princesses know how to do these days is "hmph!," take naps, and get eaten out by their maids until they can't assemble sentences anymore. nobody gets kidnapped by dragons anymore. because of woke.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 06/09/2026
if youre a guy or youre a girl or maybe youre something diff'rent a genderless
teriyaki experience
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fujoshi century 0079 @challiabull.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
take the MAFTY NAVUE ERIN CHALLENGE - STOP taking your meds - NO sex - NO jerking off - NO worldly desires - RUIN your personal relationships - NEVER move on - NEVER forgive yourself
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 05/09/2026
last public pool day of the summer 😔
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they should make a protein cigarette
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 04/09/2026
jandek is what happens when you get someone with an abiding need to make music, and a total disregard for tone, metre, and technique.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 04/09/2026
introduced jandek into the music channel of the joshi server im in and got the feedback that his music sounds like "feeling like you're being followed at night"
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ChloeCade @chloecade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
60 years without him today... I can't believe it 💔
Pigmon from episode 8 of the original Ultraman series.
Text reads:
"September 4, 1966, Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, died."
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cayce רחל חנה @caycef.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
taupe of the morning to ya! tag urself, im “Simply Taupe” 😂 #taupeAM #taupetalk
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Year Progress @yeartimeprogress.web.app · 02/09/2026
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 02/09/2026
the mood in canada is so obstinate that blackberry could legitimately mount a comeback. someone call jim balsillie, the plan to move the pens to hamilton is back on.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 02/09/2026
my dumbfuck cat will not listen unless we use quebec french. hes assimilated too hard. remember who you are, new jersey cat. mon dumbfuck chat nous écoute pas a moins que nous parlions français québécois. il a pousser assimilation trop loin. souvien-tois qui tu es, minou jersey.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 02/09/2026
i spent my cardio session knitting and managed to finish the cuff of a sock on the treadmill. significantly better use of my time than watching reels.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 31/08/2026
Ich wenn mein Käse zu nass ist:
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 30/08/2026
the Jan 6th entrant to the match, Jericho. 🤼‍♂️
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 29/08/2026
there are aminals at feralfrequency :o
absolute babes out at the t4t furry rave
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 27/08/2026
it sucks that every metalhead over 21 has already experienced the most metal day of their lives 20 years ago in june.
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 27/08/2026
i just dont know when—outside the gym—im ever gonna need to know what leucine does. i could have used that storage space for something useful or cool
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Cardigans @zaftikat.dog · 27/08/2026
missing from the hololive x gundam collab: - Gundam Maxter (Inugami Korone ver.) - 2x Ball (Fuwamoco ver.) - Nether Gundam (Ouro Kronii ver.) - Gundam Aerial (Takanashi Kiara ver)
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