Reposted by Hammymorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026No, no, no. I knew you wouldn't understand. I want a bow that smells faintly of ash yams. 05619
Reposted by HammySantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 19/09/2026I went to grad school with this guy 317021
Reposted by Hammyamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 12/09/2026nice anecdote. mind if I make it about me? 7703
Reposted by HammyHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Suffering does not necessarily make your art better, but as long as you're suffering, you may as well get some art out of it. 172911510
Reposted by HammyJaneSlainLane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 06/09/2026THE PRESTIGE (2006), Dir. Christopher Nolan 022056
Reposted by HammyStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/09/2026Stanley stop or I’ll tell Stella 91285
Reposted by Hammyhappy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026sorry for all the shit I said while I was talking 124550
Reposted by Hammyill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Real Americans don’t need a bidet we go out to the hose and power wash our assholes like TRUE PATRIOTS 4262
Hammy @hamborghini.org · 20/08/2026came close to breaking the prime directive* like 6 times just now *do not engage with conversations around your professional area on social media 130
Reposted by Hammyrue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 19/08/2026i just asked that guy to let me sit on his knee and bounce me—BECAUSE, REBECCA, IT SEEMED LIKE FUN! FUCK—and he just got REALLY mad at me and made me leave the club! his job title is very misleading, they should call him the club makes-you-leaver instead i think. anyway i’m sorry i ruined girls nigh 212719
Reposted by Hammymiss fern (scary) 🏳️⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 18/08/2026oh, you're a top? [spins you rapidly] 19572110
Reposted by HammyThat catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Adhd Brain when there's input: ohhh im soooo eeby sleepy cant do anything... Adhd Brain when input stops: what the fuck give me more doing things now ill kill you 06911
Reposted by Hammy👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026this is a citizen app notification, meaning someone called 911 on this 37878101
Hammy @hamborghini.org · 14/08/2026my first instinct was sarcasm BUT, genuinely, i hope we can continue to learn that coexistence, not just amongst all people but amongst all things (living or not, tbh&imo) is the only real path to sustainability and a future. there is a future for all of there is no future for any, i fear 040
Reposted by HammyNeed Thomas Windham @needwindham.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Some people call me the space cowboy Grok calls me the wankster of slop 121
Hammy @hamborghini.org · 13/08/2026is “look upon my works ye mighty and despair” just old timey for “read it and weep” 000
Reposted by HammyAccessibility Awareness @a11yawareness.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Bluesky has a setting that will remind you to add alt text before posting any images. Go to "Settings," then "Accessibility." Select the checkbox for "Require alt text before posting." 1166103
Reposted by HammyHourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Starless Eagle Nebula and The Pillars of Creation - From Rolf Wahl Olsen - flic.kr/p/2nxreCe 226267
Reposted by Hammythe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 08/08/2026It should be a crime to do this to a hotdog. The hotdog is the food of the people, not a plaything for rich freaks. 27012
Reposted by HammyStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/08/2026Monster Hunter Wilds (2025) 037962
Reposted by HammyRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 05/08/2026when you've got ai psychosis, trump derangement syndrome, taco bell lettuce diarrhea and long covidstatic.klipy.comSimpsons: Dr. Hibbert's Cabinet of GermsALT: Simpsons: Dr. Hibbert's Cabinet of Germs 1143654
Hammy @hamborghini.org · 04/08/2026ill pay the taxes for this and i live almost as far from nyc as you can get 100
Hammy @hamborghini.org · 04/08/2026blueguy. replysky. anyway i’m entering my reply guy era and treating this website like its twitter and we’re gonna see what happens 100
Hammy @hamborghini.org · 31/07/2026they should get rid of the reply feature on this website and only have quotes 100
Hammy @hamborghini.org · 30/07/2026real talk this is why i try to approach everything as a study i’ve been trying to get back to cooking for myself for health and budget reasons, and i started with “a study in crispy chicken skin” ive always had more success focusing on the skill and less on creation, but it’s HARD and UNNATURAL 3371
Reposted by Hammyadrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 30/07/2026nobody: portillo's test kitchen head chef: 181
Reposted by HammyRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 30/07/2026did you expect a clown posse to be reasonable and level-headed 1347555
Reposted by Hammyrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 28/07/2026babe where are my protein doritos? NO, i don't mean my protein funyuns. NO, i don't mean my protein chili cheese fritos. NO, i don't mean my protein andy capps hot fries, however I will SETTLE for my protein andy capps hot fries 1805
Reposted by Hammyheaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 23/07/2026"idk why anyone would side with corporations ever" I am making a joke if you ever heard of those 12312
Reposted by HammySocks the Plushy ✡️ @rainbowsockscat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Oh you have a fetish that involves being told what to do? You like having rules that are clearly and directly articulated to you? You like someone overriding your decision paralysis and task inertia by having someone else's expectations on you? Yeah no I'm sure the autism diagnosis was a surprise 611803511
Hammy @hamborghini.org · 22/07/2026i don’t think i’ll need to bring my friends but 7d4 i’ll for sure need the hammers 100
Reposted by HammyWHO @who.int · 21/07/2026It takes a community to support a young person's #MentalHealth. Parents, caregivers, teachers and health workers all have a role to play. But they must be supported in their roles by effective and accessible mental health services for children and young people. 37619
Hammy @hamborghini.org · 16/07/2026okay, genuinely and truthfully in good, earnest faith here, i hear the community on today’s discourse. it’s not GAC. Folks can weigh in if they want but are under no obligation (i’ll do the work to educate myself, if you have the energy feel free to chime in). i have some thoughts: 100
Reposted by Hammyal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right 153006503
Reposted by HammyThat catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Hell yeah i got "drip". [Post-nasal] drip! *coughs on you* 1294
