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casting my pearls before swine

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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 13/10/2026
also? i don’t speak the language where she lives?? and she’s a native speaker??? why would they talk to me.
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 13/10/2026
fr like only if my partner fumbles the free food
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 12/10/2026
my childhood cat developed feline dementia and lived a happy life to 19.5. The vet figured out a lot of the symptoms came from anxiety and distress. once the lil guy was on zoloft most of the behavior changes around the dementia sort of resolved themselves. hopefully this helps some way
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 11/10/2026
mustard and onion, your cincy is showing 😏
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No, no, no. I knew you wouldn't understand. I want a bow that smells faintly of ash yams.
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 29/09/2026
i think categorizing foods by form is a mistake
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 29/09/2026
i always assumed cream was modifying cheese, which would otherwise be non-spreadable
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 20/09/2026
ah, the stuff i was reading was more a mechanistic exploration than it was looking to confirm the phenomenon
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 20/09/2026
my understanding is that it pushes folks to “extremism” with an observed/anecdotal perchance for rightward moves. i’ll look for the sources where i read this, but it was a while ago for work stuff
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 19/09/2026
I went to grad school with this guy
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 19/09/2026
images you can hear
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 19/09/2026
the uh… the simpsons movie sorta did this?
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 15/09/2026
trepanning a dipstick into my sinuses
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 12/09/2026
brother it’s good to see you OUTSIDE the nazi bar 🫂
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 12/09/2026
oh yeah i can take care of this for you
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 12/09/2026
why, but for a friend
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 12/09/2026
wondering where u been
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 12/09/2026
nice anecdote. mind if I make it about me?
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Suffering does not necessarily make your art better, but as long as you're suffering, you may as well get some art out of it.
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🌟BraveDoodle🌟🐺🏳️‍🌈 @bdoodle13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Jane🔪Slain🔪Lane @nyjanelane.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
THE PRESTIGE (2006), Dir. Christopher Nolan
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 06/09/2026
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S08E23 Homer's Enemy (4F19) 4 May 1997
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/09/2026
Stanley stop or I’ll tell Stella
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 04/09/2026
would you mind sharing some details? you inspired me a few weeks ago to look into MFDs but I’ve had a hard time finding concrete answers on screens and builds
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 04/09/2026
wrong! it’s actually dumbshitsville (pronounced “stupid fuck”) kentucky
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 02/09/2026
i’m like if a baby became an adult
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
IT'S FALL NOW SHUT UP
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 02/09/2026
one of my favorite that 70s show jokes was Red Foreman yelling “WE DIDNT LOSE VIETNAM, WE TIED”
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happy brickentimes day @bigblocks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
sorry for all the shit I said while I was talking
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 29/08/2026
i don’t think truth, reconciliation, or ensuring that historical tellings are accurate is itself an end, to be sure
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 29/08/2026
to me the truth and reconciliation serves to unite people against perpetrators of atrocity, which I think builds the needed force for effective consequence we need to agree on what’s happened before we can start the path forward in a meaningful way, i think
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 29/08/2026
tbf i am a known idiot 😌
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 29/08/2026
trying not to take this personally as i missed The Discourse because I was on a plane home… from sweden..,,
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Real Americans don’t need a bidet we go out to the hose and power wash our assholes like TRUE PATRIOTS
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 29/08/2026
vienna bread, i was so fuckin disappointed man
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 28/08/2026
and like of COURSE this comes from a place of autonomy and self-esteem!! i WANT to be my best. who wouldn’t want that? for themselves?? for others???
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 26/08/2026
If I do not follow you, I have a one-strike policy for condescension.
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 25/08/2026
i accept no liability if it’s gross i love bad food 🫢
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 25/08/2026
also EXCELLENT in a vinaigrette 🤗
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 25/08/2026
anchovy is also an excellent emulsifier, which should help to keep fats in the meatball, moister, etc etc.
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 23/08/2026
yeah it is deeply and painfully clear to me as a most casual observer that the original take is SO rooted in privilege “race science is okay because the public will decide it’s wrong” what does that process look like? what are the impacts of that? on whom? this is just irresponsible at this point
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 21/08/2026
tbh it would work on me. i’m eating 7 hot dogs and then having a cheese plate and coffee off the dessert menu
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 20/08/2026
nobody likes it, but i’m right!
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 20/08/2026
came close to breaking the prime directive* like 6 times just now *do not engage with conversations around your professional area on social media
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 19/08/2026
i just asked that guy to let me sit on his knee and bounce me—BECAUSE, REBECCA, IT SEEMED LIKE FUN! FUCK—and he just got REALLY mad at me and made me leave the club! his job title is very misleading, they should call him the club makes-you-leaver instead i think. anyway i’m sorry i ruined girls nigh
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miss fern (scary) 🏳️‍⚧️🎃 @miss-fern.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oh, you're a top? [spins you rapidly]
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 19/08/2026
oh i forgot about your POTS — i also have EDS, and I have found that eating well in the morning massively helps with my dysautonomia. if you want to brainstorm together things that can help with accomplishing any of the above (or even if you just want to yell at me for smth) pls feel free to dm
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 19/08/2026
that said, this is not something i have yet managed to do either. for the record i am a mental health professional, none of this is meant to come across as like… condescending or anything. i am trying to do all of this too and mostly failing
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Hammy @hamborghini.org · 19/08/2026
i manage to even eat a light lunch between 12 and 1. another piece of this is that our eating schedule dictates our body’s availability of energy and helps naturally set a clock around when we have energy and when that energy wanes. honestly, the best thing is to build just enough structure.
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