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Tim @halman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
We need to stop doing shit like this that dresses up corn farmers being the nation's biggest welfare queens after Musk
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
from the creator of ITALIAN SPIDERMAN and DANGER 5? yes pls. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6YK...
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THE FOX — Official UK Trailer (2026)
YouTube video by MTube
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Tim @halman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I bet this is what they said to the kid who shoved his ass down those stairs.
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Tim @halman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Incredible book, cannot be recommended enough
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh you like the Criterion channel? You should try the Benchmark channel, it's 24/7 Jim Varney movies, every Ernest movie back to back to back. Makes Criterion look like TV for babies.
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Dan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's October, and I've actually managed to get some photographs taken! Geeky things! Pangolin! Anteater! Spookies! Pretties! As always these can be found at gnomespun.com/collections/... 🧶 #bsnm
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Elvira and Penny @elvira-penny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Elvira
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Tim @halman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some of you must be in LA or SF, you should go see my friend Rebecca Kaplan who is doing standup in those places for the next couple weeks! She's in whatever an Arcadia is on Saturday!
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 29/09/2026
Thinking a lot lately about the men I know who are willfully ignorant about power dynamics and how I don’t *know* they’ve done anything specifically worse than be willfully ignorant about power dynamics but also if I had to guess which of my acquaintances had, I’d guess them first.
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Tim @halman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some of you must be in LA or SF, you should go see my friend Rebecca Kaplan who is doing standup in those places for the next couple weeks! She's in whatever an Arcadia is on Saturday!
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Alison Burke @tiredactor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi everyone! If you have a spare moment, I would appreciate it if you would consider nominating me for Hidden Gem at The Streamer Awards! It is number 6 on the ballot, and make sure to type "Tired_Actor". Thank you!! thestreamerawards.com/nominate?cat...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bluesky's originally envisioned user base was *literally* meant to be all the sex pests at the Silicon Valley orgies @faineg.com has been talking about. Jack Dorsey *left* when trans people showed up instead of the expected Harry Potter sex cultists.
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you are a graduate student in the humanities (construed as broadly as possible), what is the MOST EXCITING book published in the last five years to you? Please repost if you’re not a graduate student!
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Tim @halman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These people are so far up their own asses. No one wants Rahm.
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sophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mute whoever you want but not me tho
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Tim @halman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@saraghaleb.bsky.social TIL the Doyle estate got real mad about Elementary Dear Data lmao
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Lyndal Rowlands @lyndalrowlands.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been thinking a lot about how we can support journalists who want to do better reporting on climate change, and wrote down some of what I’ve found out about the gaps, especially in Australia. lyndal-rowlands.beehiiv.com/p/the-state-...
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The state of climate change journalism
My thoughts on
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mahershala Ali responds to Kevin Feige calling ‘BLADE’ the biggest failure of his career: “Kevin [Feige], he said it was the biggest failure of his career, and I agree... I agree with him 100%, he should feel that way.” #MahershalaAli #Blade #KevinFeige
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/09/2026
the RE movie protag is a certified goofball
Resident Evil movie comic
Bryan laughs constantly he lifts up a ladder and chucks it
It hits a zombie dog and he says “stupid dog”
Then he runs away continuing his laughing
He appears out the upper door of a barn, looks down to the far ground, realizing his mistake
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 13/08/2025
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
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Tim @halman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everything is extremely annoying today and I think I would prefer it not be actually
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Tim @halman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He'd be pretty impressed that I'm friends on the Internet with you, the person reading this. And that I met Al from quantum leap.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Macklemore just announced he’s donating the $1 million he made from Sheeran’s tour to 6 organizations to support Palestinians and he’s asking Robert Kraft to match it. This is just the first part announcing it.
With everything that has happened over the last 48 hours, I want to bring the conversation back to where it belongs: to the Palestinian people who are still being killed, still living under military occupation, and still fighting for their freedom.
I will be donating the entire $1 million of my net earnings from Ed Sheeran's Loop Tour to six organizations working directly to support the Palestinian people. And I invite Robert Kraft to match my donation. Whatever we disagree about, perhaps we can agree on this: Palestinian lives are worth protecting. A Palestinian life is no less valuable than any other life on this earth.
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Behind the scenes.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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danielle weisberg @danielleweisberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
hey for a project I’m doing — can you think of any tv show episodes that have a plot centered on nose jobs? Particularly as a joke? For example I have the Seinfeld ep “The Nose Job” and Friends ep “The One With The Prom Video” where we see Rachel pre-nose job thank you in advance let me know!!
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed Sheeran now greatest living example of why saying you are "not political" is actually very political indeed for many reasons.
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Tim @halman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just impossibly not true lmao
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The Fake History Hunter @fakehistoryhunter.net · 13/09/2026
Spaziergang, by George Grosz, 1922
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Tim @halman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
To the like 4 of you that follow me who live in NYC, please help my friend Rebecca very slowly get rid of the beanie babies haunting her family by going to Beanie Baby Comedy at Young Ethel's in Park Slope tomorrow at 8PM! It's free!
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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Carly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Did America only have good retail to win the Cold War and then was like nevermind, consumer citizens are neither consumers nor citizens, discuss
Mike myers as Linda Richman on SNL
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𝕯𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖊𝖓 𝕭𝖞𝖗𝖓𝖊 @dami3nbyrn3.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No offense to Ozymandias or anything but my works wouldn’t have fallen off like that
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Tim @halman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@saraghaleb.bsky.social if you haven't settled on names yet
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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I’m a Ghoul’s Girl @saraghaleb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Like to adore her, RT to give her a high five
Long haired black cat sleeping with her right paw outstretched mimicking the human high five gesture
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
Here's a picture of Barbi Benton using a payphone while smoking inside a hospital so the children can have some idea of what's been lost
A screen shot from the 1981 movie X-Ray shows the star of the film, Playboy model Barbi Benton, with voluminous shiny brunette hair, wearing a pink blouse and red blazer. She's standing in a hospital hallway using a very old-style payphone and smoking a cigarette. Behind her someone appears to be tending to a patient face down on a gurney with a pretty serious seeming headwound.
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Chocolate Dave, Learning Code. @chocolatedave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Snake saying "No! That is NOT" followed by an image of Baba over the last word
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jennifer Nelson’s entry to this year’s Minnesota State Fair crop art
A localized version of Guernica with a loon at the center and a person holding an ICE OUT sign 

“My piece was inspired by Picasso's Guernica, a work that was his response to the Nazi's bombing of the Basque town. I thought there was a fitting parallel between these incidents about the high price paid by ordinary people when aggressive regimes try out new tactics of war, as well as a fitting juxtaposition of the darkness of living such an experience and the light we shone through it in our own resistance and care for one another. The patterns near Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s mouths are actually their last words in Morse code: ‘I’m not mad at you,’ and ‘Are you okay?’” 

Jennifer Nelson
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You were moved to do this by pride and by hate. Is it any wonder the result was ruin?
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
me: ok, so a “twitch streamer” is… my stepfather: shut the fuck up shut the fuck up and get away from me
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