Tim @halman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I bet this is what they said to the kid who shoved his ass down those stairs. 010
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Some of you must be in LA or SF, you should go see my friend Rebecca Kaplan who is doing standup in those places for the next couple weeks! She's in whatever an Arcadia is on Saturday! 121
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@saraghaleb.bsky.social TIL the Doyle estate got real mad about Elementary Dear Data lmao 141
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Everyone is being too nice, but at least you've got your wedding suit sorted 260
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 30/12/2025@snackowska.bsky.social I found my lil notebook I used when writing my senior thesis and saw this and thought of you because IDK why I wrote pastoral and IDK what this means 010
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Rodan just showed up and like sure his last attack killed everyone I knew but now he's fighting King Ghidorah with Godzilla and Mothra and I'm like hell yeah Rodan get im! 010
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Dave you don't have the head shape for it, you need to consider alternatives 170
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 20/11/2024What gif comes up when you type in your name? This is not even remotely what I expected (Tim Taylor) (ok I expected some who call me tim) 130
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 07/02/2024I've never actually played them and only knew one name so I o just checked and lmao 010
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 25/10/2023I'm GI Joe which I think gives me a lot of credibility vis a vis knowing and halves of battles 010
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 24/10/2023this is me after the gods of Olympus punished me for being too beautiful 010
