Tim @halman.bsky.social · 6mPeople do lemon and dill, or garlic, or parsley. But it just needs lemon and the tiniest drizzle of olive oil 000
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 16mI enjoy it when something cool happens because I'm only human, but at all other times they can go fuck themselves 000
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 3hDo not, my friend, become addicted to pleasant California weather. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence! 010
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026American wizard battle! It'll end just like Wizards!static.klipy.comwizards 1977 gunALT: wizards 1977 gun 010
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We need to stop doing shit like this that dresses up corn farmers being the nation's biggest welfare queens after Musk 000
Reposted by TimJaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026from the creator of ITALIAN SPIDERMAN and DANGER 5? yes pls. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6YK...youtube.comTHE FOX — Official UK Trailer (2026)YouTube video by MTube 1124726
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I don't trust the guy who looks like a rendering error skin suit on who the antichrist is, if I'm being honest 020
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Late teens my winter jacket the shell was just one big open area inside and a torn pocket let me cram stuff in there. 2 liters, full meals, I was really shameless 010
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I bet this is what they said to the kid who shoved his ass down those stairs. 010
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026There should be a pretty strong 8th amendment argument against a televised shooting spree, but with this SC who knows 100
Reposted by TimDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are. 1472169
Reposted by TimPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh you like the Criterion channel? You should try the Benchmark channel, it's 24/7 Jim Varney movies, every Ernest movie back to back to back. Makes Criterion look like TV for babies. 13410
Reposted by TimDan the Gnome @brewergnome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's October, and I've actually managed to get some photographs taken! Geeky things! Pangolin! Anteater! Spookies! Pretties! As always these can be found at gnomespun.com/collections/... 🧶 #bsnm 02011
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Every low but clearly signposted bridge is beautiful, Kate. We do not pit them against each other. 000
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comJackpot American DragonALT: Jackpot American Dragon 010
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I burned thru batteries so fast feeding it the same quarter again and again 010
Reposted by Timjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast 667332410
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think you mean "Murder cover-up guy", Rahm 'Absolutely no one wants me' Emanuel 000
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Libs, who think they have no ideology, cannot imagine they are the machine 1330
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love the expression I knew there was a reason I liked you because it's so mean, like up till now you had no idea why. Anyway, I knew there was a reason I like you! 😉 000
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I haven't gotten a single Canadian quarter in my change this year, so it's bad for the city and country or whatever but great for me personally trying to buy a Dr Pepper from a machine 000
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I always say John Q when someone wants a thriller and IDK why 100
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love her so much and she's very nice to look at but woof she cannot act 110
Reposted by TimTim @halman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Some of you must be in LA or SF, you should go see my friend Rebecca Kaplan who is doing standup in those places for the next couple weeks! She's in whatever an Arcadia is on Saturday! 121
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Careful, rinse it with saline or it'll get infected with hope 010
Tim @halman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I think it's a very easy to fall into trap when justice has only really been presented as retributive for your entire life. Also we're just like a death cult here in the US. Mostly that. 100
