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Hallie Pritts

@halliepritts.bsky.social
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Writer. Finalist, Jeffrey E. Smith Editor’s Prize ‘24, Sewanee Writers ’22. CHTQA fellow. NZ writer-in-residence. Words in Mcsweeneys, MissouriReview, LitMag, Barrelhouse, TheBelladonna, OffAssignment, etc. Rode a bike across the US once. #nativeplants

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Never been this relaxed ever in my life
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Katharine Tyndall @katharinetyndall.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
1) it's my birthday today!!! 2) I have a new piece out in @mcsweeneys.net that's definitely funny! Haha! Not horrific and depressing! Promise!
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Mx. Dizzy — Human Generated Em Dash @emexdizzy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Every time the em dash thing comes up, I slowly sink into a sense of despair as I think upon my prose work.
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Dr. Fade @fade.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
An oddly beautiful review (in a sense) of a mildly ridiculous product
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have a new piece up at @mcsweeneys.net and somehow I made it SAD
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Geesebreath @geesebreath.games · 22/07/2026
Beauty and meaning can be in all things, even awful products that shouldn't exist. Great piece!
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Someone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol
A picture of a box styled like a little free library but with blockbuster movies
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Malcolm Quinn @malrog.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Rosemary Hill wrote a good account of this sad business in @lrb.co.uk in 2024:
lrb.co.uk
Rosemary Hill · Why Twice? Fire at the Mack
The tone of the Glasgow School of Art has been one of victimhood, as if the fires were disasters for which the school...
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Library read of the week
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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Another historical inaccuracy from Nolan—IMAX had not yet been invented in the Mycenaean period, so this is not the aspect ratio that people saw in! Smh
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Handsome lad.
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
GEESE at Nelsonville!
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nordacious @nordacious.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
still thinking about the time my brother made my food-allergic nephew a birthday dino-cake out of watermelon. 10/10 no notes.
Homemade dinosaur birthday cake made from carved watermelon, decorated with pineapple spikes, blueberries and strawberries. Created by a dad for his food-allergic son.
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
UK publishing generated £7.4 billion in revenue last year. Compare that to: Premier League football: £6.6 billion Home entertainment: £5.6 billion UK film industry: 2.8 billion Now tell me again why authors don't deserve fair contracts and better pay.
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Andrew Belfry @andrewbelfry.com · 31/05/2026
You guys! They're going to cure lactose intolerance this fall! We can all relax now!
An oddly specific fortune from a fortune cookie that reads: "Your dreams will come true in October."
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AllyMcK @allymck.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The lady opposite me on the train was reading this. To be fair she was only on the first chapter.
A book called german shepherds training made easy with what looks like a large bite taken out of the top right of the book.
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Festive.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Suzanne Vega releases “Luka” 39 years ago this weekend. She said she once received a fan letter about it: “Dear Suzanne, Luka is the most compelling piece of music I’ve heard in a long time. There are no words 2 tell U all the things I feel when I hear it. I thank God 4 U, Prince”
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Americana still life.
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Nisi Shawl @nisishawl.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
"As long as there is capitalism, artists will find a way to make loopholes within it." - Erik Keevan, draft MFA statement
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Australopithecus?
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
"I have cryogenically frozen my penis and filed it down to a fleshy icicle to replace any feminine roundness on my body with a masculine point."
mcsweeneys.net
At Long Last, I Have Maxximized My Looks
“At long last, I am a stone-cold seven, the kind of guy who could win a Jacob Elordi lookalike contest in a farm town with a population of 200.”
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Area X strawberry? @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 07/05/2026
Tired of wasting your life doing nothing? Waste your life on writing a book instead!
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/05/2026
wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like
A Saguaro cactus that looks as if it has two eyes and is striding through the landscape in a jaunty manner, perhaps whistling a tune
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Alice 💍🪻 @mallornleafling.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Saw Swan Lake tonight at one of the most beautiful opera houses – The State Opera of Prague. 🤍🦢 As I sat there, I kept thinking about how much I love the performing arts (and humans making art!). Watching the dancers and hearing the orchestra below play Tchaikovsky completely overwhelmed me.
Stage shot of the opera house. Some of the gilded boxes with red velvet interiors are visible on the left. The orchestra can be seen below. View from the back of the box featuring red velvet curtains, gilded mirror, and the boxes across the room.A brunette facing away from the camera as she sits and looks in the direction of the stage. The seats and boxes are nearly empty as it's intermission.A shot that shows more of the stunning neo-rococo ceiling.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
My biggest conspiracy theory is that telling working class people that engagement in the arts is a middle / upper class thing and to do so makes you a class traitor is a psyop to make them disengaged with themselves and the world and the beauty of being human, so that they accept worse treatment.
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Crazy to think I have a novel coming out in a month. Imagining telling my 19 year old self I finally did it. She'd be like "Why did it take you 20 years?" And I'd be like, "Girl, fuck you. Shut up. I had stuff going on."
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Emily Herring @emilyherring.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Attention:
My labradoodle maddy (very cute) sitting in my living room. I'm holding up a postcard with a cute cartoon dog and it says "attention chien gentil". Maddy looks like she's smiling and saying "oui je suis gentille"
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Big thanks to @short-reads.org and @autumnhouse.org for asking me to read at their event this weekend and printing these mini-zines of my story! They are kitten-approved.
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
[Sade voice 🎵]
A picture of a packet of instant mash mix titled "smooth mashed potato"
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
AWP feats of strength. At least half of those steps were while looking for coffee.
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Tor Books @torbooks.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
don’t doomscroll. read a chapter instead.
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I wrote this piece for anyone who tried to do virtual school with a screaming kindergartener during our most recent snowpocalypse.
thebelladonnacomedy.com
Why Are We Cancelling School Today?
Broken pipes, broken furnace, broken will to have a functioning society.
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The Belladonna Comedy @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
“Broken pipes, broken furnace, broken will to have a functioning society.” By @halliepritts.bsky.social Full piece: thebelladonnacomedy.com/why-are-we-c...
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han olliver @hanolliver.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
the argument that AI somehow democratizes art relies on an assumption that it's artists (defined in this case as successful content creators) who are presumed to be withholding tools/talent and are therefore the cause of inequalities inherent within capitalism, rather than capitalism itself.
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
#caturday
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Julie the ok gardener @juliejam.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year! 2025 was a shitty year in most ways, but it was a good year for butterflies. These guys (and you guys!) saved me from total despair. I hope you all will fortify yourselves against 2026 by planting more native plants: nativeplantfinder.nwf.org xerces.org/pollinator-c... #butterflies
A collage of fourteen butterflies from my 2025 garden, top to bottom in three columns: Common Buckeye, American Lady, Pipevine Swallowtail, Cloudless Sulphur, Variegated Fritillary, Common Checkered-Skipper, Pearl Crescent. 2. Diana Fritillary, Giant Swallowtail, Red-spotted Purple, Gulf Fritillary. 3. Monarch, Queen, Question Mark butterfly. Northern Cross Timbers ecoregion 29a, 2025.
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I have a new piece up @short-reads.org today about wassail choirs, strip clubs, New Zealand and a questionable life plan called the nonstop party wagon.
short-reads.org
Nonstop Party Wagon
by Hallie Pritts | Say yes to the mess.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
reconstructed Scythian looking a bit like a guy tending an impromptu bar at an outdoor cabaret punk event
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Remember That Guy? @rememberthatguy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
dante made up an entire fake trip through hell just so he could talk about how he coincidentally saw every single one of his enemies there receiving graphically specific and tailor-made punishments
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Dr. Merritt Rae Turetsky @queenofpeat.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Let’s make 2026 the year of the bog. The world’s most unique and interesting plants, clean water, cooler climate. Bogs deserve our thanks, care, and deep respect. Please join me and love a bog today.
Image of an Alaskan bog with water and red moss in the foreground and trees in the background.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I say this often but it bears repeating: if you make your money from creating art then you NEED to find an art or craft where you just do it for fun and don't try to be perfect or make any money from it, and when anyone tells you to monetise it you say 'No', because otherwise your soul will die.
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Hallie Pritts @halliepritts.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Just ordered this! Excited to read!
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
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Mike Ingram @mikeingram.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Oh, thank god, it’s usually so hard to find things in my size
Clothing tag includes item number and, next to “size,” says “Beavis”
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