Each one perfectly designed — just as a Virgo would want them to be.

I didn’t do any research, but it’s annoying, no?

We are simply not zoned for a house built on chicken legs.

Unhinged jaw, long-bun, and toppings in the front seat of my car for all to see.

by Luke Burns & James Folta A weekly newsletter dedicated to humorous writing and humorous writers. We round up the best short humor pieces and funny articles every week, and have some fun extras ever...