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Mark Frost @markfrost.bsky.social · 10h
Take a moment to read this, and you will not regret it.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 10h
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Silvia Secchi @profsecchi.bsky.social · 10h
Posted absolutely without comments
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Katrina Lehto @lithera.bsky.social · 9h
Thread.
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 22h
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 12h
When my worlds collide... www.theautopian.com/lorelei-gilm...
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Lorelei Gilmore Driving A Soft Top Jeep Wrangler In Connecticut Makes No Sense Until You Remember Who Lorelei Is - The Autopian
In what’s now become a rite of passage, my daughter has waited until the leaves started dancing to the ground and crunching underfoot to begin the first of what I assume will be many Gilmore Girls watchthroughs. It’s been hard to bite my tongue as she expresses discontent with such eventually beloved characters like Paris Geller. […]
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#8647 @bitchtrumpsuks.bsky.social · 16h
Frmr Spec Counsel Jack Smith Found Proof Beyond “Reasonable Doubt” that Trump was Guilty of a criminal scheme to “overturn results & prevent lawful transfer of power” & “Trump illegally kept Highly sensitive Nat’l security classified docs & obstructed justice to conceal his retention of those docs
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16h
It's a great baby safety tip.
A large glowing baby in a field. A man, in awe, looks upon the baby. The baby says: Listen closely, friend. My time here is short, because there are a lot of bugs and it smells like swamp. Tell them to lay babies down to sleep on their backs, without blankets or pillows, every time. The man replies, Ok! Thanks, Great Baby!
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 19h
Man, cars used to be fun. There was probably a lot of cocaine involved, but still, fun.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 19h
The inability to repair is partly what is going to widespread EV adoption in this country www.theautopian.com/a-famous-you...
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A Famous YouTuber Bought One Of Those EV Amazon Delivery Vans For $10K And Honestly It Terrifies Me About The Future - The Autopian
Do you like horror movies? I feel like most new movies that are coming out are almost all horror movies. But here’s the thing: a horror movie doesn’t have to deal with traditional themes to be terrify...
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Chris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 21h
This child is 13 and was testifying without an attorney present. Monsters.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This headline made me laugh. I'm a terrible person. futurism.com/robots-and-m...
futurism.com
New Smart Glasses Scald Users' Heads With Horrific Temperatures
Gadget maker Inmo had to recall its Air3 smart glasses because the left arm can "overheat during extended use," posing a "risk of injury."
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Theo Lloyd-Hughes @theolloydhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know people have been wondering about how to pronounce NWSL Atlanta’s new team name, I can tell you that the Phoenix is silent.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 28/09/2026
Almost all—if not all—of the companies that produce the works I cover are problematic in one way or another. But in this case, we’re talking about the head of SpaceX, who let tens of thousands of CHILDREN die, so you might as well call off the space race under these circumstances. Let it sink in.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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'The PR guys hated the name': The 1,000-year-old story behind Bluetooth
A pair of ancient runestones in Jelling tell the story of the Viking king who shaped Denmark – and inspired the name Bluetooth.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Madonna does not seem healthy
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SmolAnna @aamots20.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I keep reading it as Atlantic City and will continue to do so until morale (names) improve.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you wanted a skeleton in your yard for Halloween, you should've put a body out to decay 3 weeks ago
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Cindy @catladyknitting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Be the person to raise that boy who calls 911 when he gets a WhatsApp saying a girl is open for business.  Not one who follows the bro code and lets another human get destroyed.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ultimately, they learned they had to go their own way....
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Andy Tulin (Subscribe to The Post Presence version) @andytulin.net · 27/09/2026
He shouldn’t play football again until Dante Moore does. It is really that simple. You try to hurt someone, you stay out as long as they do.
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Jen Donohue @authorizedmusings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WEARY and WARY are two different words, and the fact that you people didn't learn that by reading Jack London as a child really shows.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Missed it. What happened to Moore?
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Please try to reclaim your precious precious attention, at all costs. Do puzzles. Take walks without a phone. Dear god, try to read, almost anything that isn’t a manifesto will really do. You are going to need your brain.
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Friendly reminder: your cat has never looked at you and thought you should be prettier, thinner, richer, more successful, or more productive. they just love you exactly as you are.
Jinx the tabby bobtail cat looking lovingly at the camera.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Joe Walsh Is Right......
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Myth busting about Scotland's 'need' for data centres feat. angry moorhen (Follow us on insta at stopaidatacentres.scot)
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loefflerlabs.com @loefflerlabs.com · 26/09/2026
My new project detects what birds are in your yard by their calls, then displays their image from Audubon's Birds of America- check it out!
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I won't be able to get my hands on one, but this is sexy. carbuzz.com/boreham-moto...
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190 Pounds, 325 Horsepower, Zero Turbochargers: How This Tiny Engine Manages To Be So Powerful
This engine proves you don't need a great, big hulking mass to make a good amount of oomph.
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Brent M. Diskin @diskin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is *today* Dolly Parton Day? ...9 to 5. Yeah, but it's the 25th. Nine. Two. Five. ...
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Give Me An Axe @givemeanaxe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
God damn. Take that ableists.
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Cindy @catladyknitting.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.thehandbasket.co/p/naza-docum...
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I saw the documentary the Israeli government doesn’t want you to see
'NAZA' dispels once and for all the myth that the IDF didn't target civilians in Gaza.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If the NFL is asking players to subject themselves to potential life long brain injuries, they should at least let them celebrate touchdowns without fines IMO.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Photographer: ok. You two hold hands, & you, in the back, hold a gun to that guy’s head. Nice. I’ll add blush in post.
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know I'm in the minority, but I really dislike dark mode.
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Ryan @ryansimmons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
uhh i was digitizing a box of old VHS tapes for my uncle... you guys ever hear of something called "The Mayonnaise Channel"??
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm going to try this at work. "Sorry we didn't respond for a week. The ticket system went rogue"
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is an attempt to cover their asses. No one is going to buy this.
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Sasha Talebi @sashat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Spray paint a pumpkin an unnatural color. Chuckle at its oddity, then silently stare at it for several seconds. Leave it to decay on the front porch with all the other misshapen gourd castoffs and freaks."
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ME: “wells fargo” sounds like yoda explaining how deep some wells are BANK MANAGER: look are you going to open an account or what ME: no i just came in to say that
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dr. uncle boobs phD 🗿 @retroshorts21.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the truth is we out here
Pictured: Scully and Mulder from X-Files squatting & looking off into the distance. The bisexual flag is their background.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In 9 months, Zohran Mamdani has: -Secured millions in worker restitution from DoorDash and UberEats -Launched the first stage of his universal childcare program -Cracked down on bad landlords -Balanced NYC's budget without cutting major social services This is what leadership looks like.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 23/09/2026
I get up to dim the lights in anticipation of her return to the room, and just hear the loudest honk you've ever heard
Vintage ad for a semi truck with text "Slip into something more comfortable"
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mary worth is lit @wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made lots of money trading* on sports that I can now buy a new water pipe** used specifically for tobacco*** at the local smoke shop
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't have space or a place to ride it, but this looks hilarious. www.tractorsupply.com/tsc/product/...
tractorsupply.com
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