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I am still Bertrand.

@halfref.bsky.social
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So... Like this?
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This reads like a parent telling their child to be careful riding bikes on gravel driveways...
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Just checked traffic to see how bad the I-5 backup is and there is literally no traffic anywhere. I think everyone just stayed home
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Life is so bland these days
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I approach the sink. It is a single bowl. Large, and fairly deep. The sink is empty. Save for a lone, solitary spoon. A simple teaspoon. The type a grandmother would use to stir cream into her coffee. I touch the faucet. I turn the handle. The water flows. Suddenly....
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't understand rich people. A Ferrari goes for under $2 million, but the jersey goes for $10-15??
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How can they not share the photo??
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This reads like something from the National Inquirer in the 80s. Just above the photo of Bat Boy.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
How is sharing the number of bombs supposed to make people feel assured about sailors mental health after being deployed for 200+ days?
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Keep doing you, Portland. I hope it was a good turnout.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me this morning
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
As someone who truly loves cars, I can tell you without a doubt the answer is "No." And that's ok. "Financial sense" is not why we buy these ridiculous machines. Life is short, have fun. That money will do nothing for you when you're dead.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Hey Uz Guys!
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Welp. I'm sold.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
RIP Bobby Cox
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Well, there's that, at least..
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
LOL...what the freakin heck? People are ridiculous. No more pre-coffee grumpy posts.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This thread:
kendrick lobstar starting a thread about air frying a hot dog for 120 minutes
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
As for systems, my old furnace was literally just a giant burner so anything would have been an improvement
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Is this a warning or a life hack?
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I dunno...I feel like after the first...15? you have to just stand back and let it be.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Now these are dedicated fans.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If it makes you feel better, this is what my sister is living through in VA
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Is it not this guy on the valve cover?
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Maybe I'm imagining things?
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Also, silver charger with no plates
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Also, silver charger with no plates.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
... the temperature is going up 7 degrees between now and 3am?
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Dig though the ditches And burn through the witches I slam in the back of my Dragula
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
He has aged incredibly well...
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
If you rely on AI to make your decisions, you shouldn't be in a decision making position.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
BMW Exec: "People are saying our classic style grills are looking like buckteeth." Exec 2: "Not to worry, we're going electric so it'll be a non-issue soon" The non-issue:
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This is the full tattoo, which makes it even funnier...
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Obligatory
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
That's certainly a headline to draw interest...
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