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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 2h
Sleep in late
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 4h
Anyone else in St Johns seeing brief, sporadic power outages lately? Hoping it's not just me...
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 10h
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One Dollar Man Shows Off His Money
ALT: One Dollar Man Shows Off His Money
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 12h
My current employer did a more in depth background check for me than the blazers did for that dude
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 13h
Happy little accidents
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 12h
Racist and homophobic tweets that they didn't discover until after he was hired
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 22h
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 17h
Good morning sunshines 🌞
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Most definitely yes
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is way too warm out for October 1st
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Leslie Molson @ladymolson.com · 01/10/2026
This is looting
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagining Indiana Jones but instead of snakes it's, "Documentation. Why'd it have to be documentation?"
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the part that always confused me about those commercials that say "don't take X if you're allergic to X". Like, isn't that the doctor's job to figure out before they prescribe it? Stay safe, buddy! ❤️
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Raelle @jazchaz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Rape is one of the most terrible crimes on earth. And it happens every few minutes. The problem with groups who deal with rape is that they try to educate women about how to defend themselves. What really needs to be done is teaching men not to rape. Go to the source and start there.” -KC #SheShed
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David I. Jenkins @scriptdave.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30 October 1
Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club (1985).Ally Sheedy in The Breakfast Club (1985).
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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Mark Frost @markfrost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Take a moment to read this, and you will not regret it.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Audience Clapping and Applauding
ALT: Audience Clapping and Applauding
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eventually they need to stop holding these women back.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Silvia Secchi @profsecchi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Posted absolutely without comments
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Katrina Lehto @lithera.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thread.
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✨✨✨ @redactedpunished.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
y’arrrr
When a pirate is about to cum.

image of back of ambulance

fire me | dic unit
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Obviously the only solution is to fund your own musical.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When my worlds collide... www.theautopian.com/lorelei-gilm...
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Lorelei Gilmore Driving A Soft Top Jeep Wrangler In Connecticut Makes No Sense Until You Remember Who Lorelei Is - The Autopian
In what’s now become a rite of passage, my daughter has waited until the leaves started dancing to the ground and crunching underfoot to begin the first of what I assume will be many Gilmore Girls watchthroughs. It’s been hard to bite my tongue as she expresses discontent with such eventually beloved characters like Paris Geller. […]
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#8647 @bitchtrumpsuks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Frmr Spec Counsel Jack Smith Found Proof Beyond “Reasonable Doubt” that Trump was Guilty of a criminal scheme to “overturn results & prevent lawful transfer of power” & “Trump illegally kept Highly sensitive Nat’l security classified docs & obstructed justice to conceal his retention of those docs
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 29/09/2026
It's a great baby safety tip.
A large glowing baby in a field. A man, in awe, looks upon the baby. The baby says: Listen closely, friend. My time here is short, because there are a lot of bugs and it smells like swamp. Tell them to lay babies down to sleep on their backs, without blankets or pillows, every time. The man replies, Ok! Thanks, Great Baby!
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Shia LaBeouf: Don't Let Your Dreams Be Dreams
ALT: Shia LaBeouf: Don't Let Your Dreams Be Dreams
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man, cars used to be fun. There was probably a lot of cocaine involved, but still, fun.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People take that shit seriously.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*prevent widespread adoption
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The inability to repair is partly what is going to widespread EV adoption in this country www.theautopian.com/a-famous-you...
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A Famous YouTuber Bought One Of Those EV Amazon Delivery Vans For $10K And Honestly It Terrifies Me About The Future - The Autopian
Do you like horror movies? I feel like most new movies that are coming out are almost all horror movies. But here’s the thing: a horror movie doesn’t have to deal with traditional themes to be terrify...
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Chris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This child is 13 and was testifying without an attorney present. Monsters.
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Urvi @theurv.com · 28/09/2026
There were more men in a single documented gang rape at one school than the number of competitive trans athletes nationally. But I’ve heard a lot more politicians being asked about protecting girls from one of these scenarios and not another… I’ll let you guess which is which.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This headline made me laugh. I'm a terrible person. futurism.com/robots-and-m...
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New Smart Glasses Scald Users' Heads With Horrific Temperatures
Gadget maker Inmo had to recall its Air3 smart glasses because the left arm can "overheat during extended use," posing a "risk of injury."
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can say with 110% honesty, I have never heard this song.
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Theo Lloyd-Hughes @theolloydhughes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know people have been wondering about how to pronounce NWSL Atlanta’s new team name, I can tell you that the Phoenix is silent.
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 28/09/2026
Almost all—if not all—of the companies that produce the works I cover are problematic in one way or another. But in this case, we’re talking about the head of SpaceX, who let tens of thousands of CHILDREN die, so you might as well call off the space race under these circumstances. Let it sink in.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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'The PR guys hated the name': The 1,000-year-old story behind Bluetooth
A pair of ancient runestones in Jelling tell the story of the Viking king who shaped Denmark – and inspired the name Bluetooth.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Madonna does not seem healthy
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Manchester paradox
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SmolAnna @aamots20.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I keep reading it as Atlantic City and will continue to do so until morale (names) improve.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you wanted a skeleton in your yard for Halloween, you should've put a body out to decay 3 weeks ago
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Cindy @catladyknitting.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Be the person to raise that boy who calls 911 when he gets a WhatsApp saying a girl is open for business.  Not one who follows the bro code and lets another human get destroyed.
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ultimately, they learned they had to go their own way....
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I am still Bertrand. @halfref.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm still very confused. Is this just because of a rolling stone article?
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