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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid
Alt: Starship Troopers: Carl Jenkins - It's Afraid
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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geoffg @gruetzy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Big ups to the CTCI (aka COAMPS Coupled Ocean/Atmosphere Mesoscale Prediction System tropical cyclone intensity model) which predicts Dolly walloping a Cat 4 hit on Mar-A-Lago.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/08/2026
re: everyone yelling about Google Maps - Maps just ingests the official data source for each country, which is GNIS in this case, and most other online maps will follow for American users nobody at Google is making an active decision to go in and change names in Maps directly
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 29/08/2026
If this were happening somewhere else, we would call them what they are: Internally Displaced People.
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 29/08/2026
Gamers have an interesting way of expressing their feelings.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 23/08/2026
Absolute coward behavior to include the middle initials in this post
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This might sound elitist, but I don’t think the people liking the Peanuts slop posts should have rights
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 27/07/2026
PIZZA HISTORIAN WATCHING “MYSTIC PIZZA”: I don’t even know where to begin. I would be ashamed to serve these pizzas.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill
How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 12/07/2026
it's funny that "Wonderwall" is basically the UK national anthem when the lyrics, like all Oasis lyrics, are basically gibberish.
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The Onion Bill DeBlasio headline, changed to "Fetterman: 'Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find An Oaf That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?'"
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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turgut keskintürk @tkeskinturk.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
data visualization is my passion.
fox news showing weekly temperatures: 92, 92, 92, 94, 94, 92, 92, with a very strong gap between 94 and 92.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Just need to note the obvious: Not a single American tax dollar should have gone into this Trump rally. This is a political event not a 4th of July event celebrating America’s 250.
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Jason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 05/07/2026
A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 05/07/2026
i can’t stop laughing at this
SALUTE TO AMERICA

IMMEDIATE EVACUATION
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Deke Fanboy (welcome back lad!) @sjbrewer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Argentine fans applauding the Cape Verde players as they step off the pitch
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
in tears at the guy throwing down the kangaroo after that PK
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If Trump isn’t on the phone tomorrow to get Balogun un-suspended what even was the point of all that corruption
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
excellent thinking sir don’t forget that drinking water is gay
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 01/07/2026
HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/06/2026
Dan Patrick: "Separation of Church and state is not in the Constitution"
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
did trump enter the stadium
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The Democratic Party freaking out that Democratic Party candidates are winning is the most Democratic Party thing ever.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Is it not extremely obvious to everyone that the reflecting pool nonsense is where Trump is comfortable and he's pushing all of his attention onto that to avoid attention being paid to where he is uncomfortable...having gotten us into a war that he immediately lost?
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Michael L. Barnett @mlbarnett.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
holy sh*t, STAT is not messing around "STAT does not know who the patient is. But given the patient demographics and the unusual nature of the application, STAT asked the White House whether the patient was President Trump" www.statnews.com/2026/06/23/e...
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Eli Lilly gave extraordinary obesity drug access to a 79-year-old patient. Who was it?
Exclusive: STAT has learned that Eli Lilly and the FDA allowed a 79-year-old to gain extraordinary access to an experimental obesity drug through the agency’s “compassionate use” program.
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 18/06/2026
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"Wow, I'm so glad my camouflage allows me to blend into this wall!" I said to myself.

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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/06/2026
whoops
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Sal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts
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Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
A beautiful Pride month moment when these two men were able to get married on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 09/06/2026
if I've learned anything over the years, it's that any movie described as "a love letter to cinema" will suck ass in ways unimagined by Jean Cocteau & Billy Wilder 📽️
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Kurt Andersen @kurtandersen.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Watching these NBA Finals—the first time I’ve ever watched them, let alone three in a row—I’ve been marveling at how often attempted shots ate 3-pointers, a thing that didn’t exist in the NBA when I was a kid. And discovered this interesting stat.
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Decision Desk HQ @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Decision Desk HQ projects Nithya Raman wins the second of two spots in the CA Los Angeles Mayor Nonpartisan Primary #DecisionMade: 7:57 PM EDT
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree”
Kareem Rahma on “Subway Takes”Robert Shaw holding a gun in “The Taking of Pelham 123”
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
hope that tall guy gets some playing time
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
list of gay icons
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
5 minutes ago
Carl Quintanilla • @carlquintanilla.bsky.s...
* IRAN'S TASNIM NEWS AGENCY:
THERE WILL BE NO TALKS UNTIL IRAN'S DEMANDS ON CESSATION OF ISRAELI OPERATIONS IN LEBANON AND GAZA ARE MET
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig
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Steve Benen @stevebenen.com · 31/05/2026
Anchor: Americans keep getting hit in the head with baseball bats. Your response? White House: We’re in frequent communication with the executives at companies that make baseball bats, and rest assured, they’re totally fine.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
sorry I seem distracted just have to keep checking my phone to see if one of my freedoms is being arbitrarily taken away
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geoffg @gruetzy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
You could write a whole dissertation on the aesthetics of the DOD's UFO disclosure website.
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