Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 18hAmazing that the guys who feel compelled to save women's sports think Caitlin Clark was playing for the men's Hawkeye team. 261
Reposted by Blake TapperJoe Perticone @cheetah.bsky.social · 22hEric Scmitt: You were assisted by an FBI agent, correct? Jack Smith: I'm not familiar with this Schmitt: He let you into his Toyota Supra to escape the police. Said he owes you a 10-second car. Smith: I believe, I, uh. I don't recall that but it sounds like the plot to the Fast and the Furious 331448
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 22hThe older I get the more incredible the idea of working until 65 seems. Whoever came up with that idea definitely didn't work for a living. 161
Reposted by Blake TapperSen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026when you get to the end of the instructions for your lego set but still have extra bricks 1018310
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Peter Theil's logic says that if someone grinds all the billionaires up into paste, redistributes their wealth, pays their employees a better wage, and makes life better for everyone else, they may be evil but they're getting things done and might actually be good. Hmmmm ... 010
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"things have to get worse before they get better" is abuser talk we've moved from relationships to life in America 030
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What exactly is the Prime Minister going to do to counteract our President's stupidity? 120
Reposted by Blake TapperMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning. 171236101
Reposted by Blake Tapperhammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hmmstatic.klipy.comRaiders Lost: Floating Bag in WarehouseAlt: Raiders of the lost ark, filing the ark in a warehouse 0282
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ten private equity companies will own everything and we'll call it capitalism. 000
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The odds Nathan Fielder created Theranos just for this bit aren't zero. 050
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026this level of cynic brain rot is an irreversible condition. pack it up. 071
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trump is so popular and generous he's going to have armed government agents help you fill out your ballot! 000
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Since we can't jail the president we should start jailing all his underlings who disobey court orders in his stead. 010
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Lol. These fuckers shot their mouths off so frequently, disparaging everyone and everything and now they have the fortune to have to undo every word they've ever said. Fuck Michelle Tafoya. Fuck MAGA. 0101
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The fed is hiking interest rates to cool the economy so I stop spending exorbitantly on my frivolous borrowing for electricity, groceries, fuel, and healthcare. 110
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Let's be honest, shitting on Democrats who are in power and vastly more responsive to bullying from their own side than the cult is much more fun than the current hell we're living through. 021
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Major cracks are appearing in MAGA. Trump was a kingmaker and now his likeness and references are being scrubbed, a Utah senator has asked for an investigation into his son's wedding being financed by an oligarch. If they lose over 7 seats in the Senate I'd bet there's votes to impeach and convict. 150
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It is endlessly depressing that 40-some percent of the voters in this country are going to go to the polls and say "yeah, let's keep this shit rolling" 060
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026So, first off, fuck you. Second, tell me more about this movie. 1193
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is the kind of shit I dreamt up when I was in third grade. 180
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026CNN getting booted from the White House after helping get Trump elected is some funny ass shit. 1101
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The fascination with seeing memorials, dedications, his name emblazoned on everything, a midterm convention to speak at, etc has me wondering what he knows about his health that nobody else does. 120
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hey, look how popular you can be if you actually make the government work in little ways that make life better. Who knew? 020
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026My wife called in sick to work but she's never satisfied just having a mystery illness so she makes me go buy her at-home flu/COVID tests so she can nail down what it is. Chat, it has never been the flu or COVID since 2022. I want the money back I've spent on this fascination of hers. 280
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026conservatives who once loved newspapers posting fuel prices are a bit offended by it now 010
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hahahahahhaaaaaa. Who could've guessed a moron would do something stupid? 141
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I have heard of Ed Sheeran, I don't know what he said and I'm not looking it up. 120
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026World's strongest man Mitchell Hooper sells a shirt that says "I'm back on Tren and thinking about dicks again" 020
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Where did World Famous Art Thief go? Don't tell me he chose sanity over posting. 110
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A significant portion of my gen x cohort are Republican for the optics of it all. They use that identity as a Republican to show "they've made it" it's a proxy for status and wealth. They are neither. they're hangers-on, posers if you will. 050
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Everyone holds a certain amount of propaganda as truth. Unfortunately, on the right, it's things like race science and that poverty is the fault of the poor, and on the left it's things like "we should debate race science" and "everyone's opinion deserves respect" 000
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Chalk this up to a blind squirrel finding a nut. 010
Blake Tapper @blaketapper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My escape plan from the US was Ireland or Germany. It's now just Ireland. 010