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GerBear

@grrreee.bsky.social
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"I'm just here so I don't get fined." #BillsMafia

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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 37m
Lol. Same!
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 38m
Yes!! That definitely sounds better.
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 40m
Seeing some posts on here really are solidifying what pieces of shit men are. And if you are offended by that sentence, you are part of the problem. And dont come at me with "not all men."
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Ambooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 54m
That's just silly Douches don't know how to paddle a canoe
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 46m
🤭 @misshavishambles.bsky.social @theonlyorbei.bsky.social @waggingtale.bsky.social
Miss Havishambles says "my favorite Jonas brother is definitely Harpo" followed by Rex saying "i feel like i read that before" followed by elle saying "so I hear"
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Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 4h
my kid just said something really mean to me and now i’m sonburnt
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 1h
I think its because the T and the L are so similar that it's easy to get mixed up when they are next to eachother. Blame it on the reader. 🤣
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 1h
🤣🤣
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 1h
@jtwashin.bsky.social 🤣
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 1h
Don't feel bad. I did the same thing
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 2h
lol. despite many generous folks it got a lot worse!
screenshot of my bank balance which is negative $497.92
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 3h
Who’s super pumped to get the workday started I’m in the mood to block someone
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 3h
Do you know what's really scary about Halloween? Not the costumes. It's the parent standing at the curb yelling "SAY THANK YOU" like the kid's gonna retain that lesson through a mouthful of nougat.
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 1h
Oh Hilda. That little skamp.
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 1h
Are you talking about Armie Hammer? 😬
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 1h
The only reboot that has done well and is as close to the original is Scrubs. Followed by *maybe* Will and Grace.
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NakedPastor @nakedpastor.bsky.social · 2h
You've heard of systemic racism, when institutions and policies, not just individuals, create unequal outcomes by race. There's also systemic rapism (I made this up), where a culture normalizes and excuses sexual assault.
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Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 1h
Los posts like this. But, Greg posts like this.
Man postingMan posting from mirror universe.
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 4h
This is so much better!
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 12h
Probably should, just to play it safe.
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 12h
I think youre ok with jacking it. Now, if youre jorking it? Probably not so much
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Tommy Williams @tommywilliams1965.bsky.social · 19h
gurl are you wearing anything under your sheet because you are putting the ho in ghost
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amethyst70893.bsky.social @amethyst70893.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 12h
I heard it as "Im in need of a guy."
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 12h
🤣
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 12h
Rocking the cash bar
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 12h
Maybe if the Bills dressed up as astronauts last week, they would have won. What a dope.
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 12h
Revved up like a douche has me crying 🤣🤣
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 13h
Dang, girl. Hopefully you won't be sick too much longer. 🫶
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I googled "houses that look surprised" and I'm glad I did.
A barn that looks surprisedA brick building that looks either surprised or worriedA building that looks surprised. It also has some pipes that look like a penis (I don't know why).A house that looks both surprised and surprising chill
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 15h
You are not alone. We are there with you on your phone in the bathroom.
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 19h
Not your fault. 100% on that person
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 19h
Wtf is wrong with men in this country????? The head shit made this all ok 🤬
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Goose, just spookier @augustagoose.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Since the junk in my trunk is mostly cheese, I will now refer to it as my dairyere
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*of all. Jfc
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤣🤣 Of allotment guys I know, they feel the need to spend what feels like forever in there.
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
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Maj @lif3asmaj.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
I just saw someone refer to Kid Rock as Jesus of Methlehem.
Tom Holland looking at his phone with his fist to his mouth in a oooof motion.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/10/2026
you're telling me this is how you built the city
just a silly photoshop of a slab with a city on it and it's up on top of a massive rock and a massive roll, like a bolder and some bread
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
💯
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤣
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Milk" 🤭
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I washed my whole body this morning except for that one part grandma says I’m still not allowed to touch.
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Should not have read this at work. Snort laughed too loudly 🤣
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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My wife comes into the bathroom with me in the shower: Her: Babe, you've been in there for 20 minutes. Whatcha doin? Me: Work shopping a skeet on Bluesky. Her: Quit staring at your butthole and come watch television.
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fartled (when a fart scares you)
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Шаловливые котики
Alt: Шаловливые котики.
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
👏👏
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GerBear @grrreee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I do this and I live alone
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