Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 29/09/2026Came here for the gifs and was SO NOT DISAPPOINTED 121
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 27/09/2026I discovered that my girlfriend was German because she started correcting my jokes. 130
Reposted by Doctor eeeeevil 🎃🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/09/2026Around these parts it's called Skeeturday, the day we reply to contest posts like this one with a link to one of our own skeets or a friend's skeet. Multiple judges will be awarding their favorites with a shiny trophy from @fancytrophyaccount.bsky.social! Like and repost this skeet or else. 418256
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 26/09/2026Quote skeet what you bring to interviews instead of iced coffee. Wrong answers only. 010
Reposted by Doctor eeeeevil 🎃Dr Nick 🦉🇦🇺 @doktrnick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ibis' out for a walk with pizza. 1116745
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 24/09/2026Nerd talk: MacOS Golden Gate is a piece of shit. Siri AI crap on top of my words, no way to turn it off, USB barely working, still buggy as crap. Window buttons look like shit! I hoped Tahoe was just a miss but they’re doubling down. This timeline is a joke, good time to be a clown. 010
Reposted by Doctor eeeeevil 🎃Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 21/09/2026You meet once and become soul acquaintances. Then by some weird stroke of luck, soul colleagues. One night after a work thing it becomes a soul fling. But you don’t know if it’s real. It gets awkward at work and one day they say, can we just be mates. And that’s how we became soul mates. 2102
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 21/09/2026The view from my friend’s street. Sucks to be him 🤣 010
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 20/09/2026When you insult your followers and they like your posts anyway, that’s called disengagement. 053
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 20/09/2026How would you describe your social media reach?static.klipy.comKrzak Tumbleweed Rolling in DesertAlt: Krzak Tumbleweed Rolling in Desert 140
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 20/09/2026It’s because they taste of bitterness and bad decisions. 021
Reposted by Doctor eeeeevil 🎃Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If you ever rear-end someone in your car, avoid embarrassment by getting out and yelling "that's what you get for saying the N word on Xbox live" 181
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 18/09/2026This day is going from bad to worse thank god it’s almost 10.30am 010
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 18/09/2026*opens phone to get login code for work* *sees bsky notifs* Oh is it time to go home already 021
Reposted by Doctor eeeeevil 🎃Frenchy's After Dark @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Donatello" is Italian for "keep your mouth shut" 37522
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 16/09/2026I do not consent to being murdered in my sleep by AI 140
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 14/09/2026Happy birthday @gregthemiller.bsky.social I am just an internet rando but you make me smile almost as much as @los-los.bsky.social does. 181
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 13/09/2026[Wife, jewellery designer, in charge of all things pretty]: I need your help in the garden [me, nerd, likes pretty things and happiness]: so what specifically [wife] I don’t know just cut it so it looks good [me] [wife] [me] [wife] I’ll just get someone in 011
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 12/09/2026Australians have very sexy legs which is why we wear thongs on our feet. 011
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 12/09/2026There is thing called “music” which you can hear at a “bar” and I haven’t done this with my “wife” for at least 3 months due to “reasons” 020
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 10/09/2026No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll or else. 121
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 10/09/2026Name a quote from a cartoonstatic.klipy.comArcher's Iconic 'Uh, Phrasing?' MomentALT: Archer's Iconic 'Uh, Phrasing?' Moment 020
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 10/09/2026I whip them on the hour and the beg for more. Am I being too nice? (ffs) 010
Reposted by Doctor eeeeevil 🎃Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026no amount of prompting will get anything intelligent out of me 084
Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 08/09/2026What’s it like inside your head?static.klipy.comPlease Stand By ScreenAlt: Please Stand By Screen 072
Reposted by Doctor eeeeevil 🎃Doctor eeeeevil 🎃 @doctor-eval.com · 07/09/2026Knuckle tat J P E G G U Y F 021
