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J Gregort Coffeeheimer

@gregianjohnson.bsky.social
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I used to be a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.

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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 16h
Costa Coffee in St Albans has a toilet in the same style as the Sean Dyche wall.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sunderland… please no…
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
United’s coaching staff looking back at whether they made the best of the international break.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Goood, goood. Let the marmalade flow through you…”
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I am once again asking what processes led George Galloway into thinking Sith Lord Paddington Bear was the look of choice to go for?
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ramon Vega? From Street Fighter II?
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I present… “cheesy pasta” à la Gregian.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Bought an RNLI hoodie to wear around our village that got lamppost flagged. Culture war, covert ops.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg is in Farringdon today seeking the fifth element.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If we made a Mount Rushmore of current football journalists, Ornstein and Harris would be two at top of the list. Absolutely class.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Re-reading the leaked emails from Man City.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This sounds a bit…
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Same idea
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For the fig roll fan in your life who has everything.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“I found Ed Sheeran cringe before he came up short”
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When co-workers ask whether that’s my aftershave
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
These lads would call him a ball player.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Cracking tea, if I do say so myself.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He is him.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Intervening in the family WhatsApp group to ask the older generation to raise their hands if they voted Thatcher and the Tories as they all rage about state of privatised utilities and the state of things 😂
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But that was the gaffer. He had his ways.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Chelsea: North? I’m West.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Lads, I joined the corps. Oorah!
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Luis Enrique’s PSG in the first half of the season vs PSG at the business end
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Best I can do…
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Reports on the Arab world, Africa and central Asia lean into the orientalist crutches of exotic places with crazy regimes run by religious fruitcakes. Now the USA is run by people who think and talk like ISIS in a suit. Vance’s lot make other theocracies sound moderate with what they want to do.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
David Moyes: “I am going to create another midfielder that is so Tim Cahill”
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just been down to HQ, lads.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
After that first slice…
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Norfolk, I wasn’t really familiar with your pizza game.
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Can’t believe I’m on the same page as him on something…
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
“Translate”
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I had Friday off as well and the clearance section absolutely saw me coming
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
‘Tis the season
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Handsome Keith Andrews stars in…
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J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Right pan
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