J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 3hThen there’s me, visiting LA, and thinking it’s nothing like what I heard about… I absolutely hate this place 🤣 000
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 3hAnd that’s the charitable way to characterise it all 😂 100
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 3h“State the obvious? No, we must hold ourselves to a higher standard!” *gesticulates wildly* 100
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 4hOur kid will eat pasta cooked in whole milk, reduced until it’s a sort of accidental roux via the starch released into the pan, like it’s the best dish in the world. 110
Reposted by J Gregort CoffeeheimerMatt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 20hthe tech industry is about to invent books 550203403981
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 10h“Blood for the blood god” also an acceptable* answer. *better 010
Reposted by J Gregort CoffeeheimerBen Dunnell @bendunnell.bsky.social · 22hIf anyone still wonders about how Jimmy Savile got away with it, just read all the tributes to Archer that refer more prominently to his charity work than his crimes. There’s a big part of it. 16423
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It’s a great fit. Feels quality on first wear. Would recommend, and you can donate alongside your order too. shop.rnli.orgshop.rnli.orgRNLI Shop | Lifesaving GiftsWe have the perfect lifesaving gifts for you and your crew. Order them online at shop.RNLI.org and help us to save lives for another 200 years. 000
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comCameron Diaz: Is That Hair Gel? (Something About Mary)ALT: Cameron Diaz: Is That Hair Gel? (Something About Mary) 120
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bought an RNLI hoodie to wear around our village that got lamppost flagged. Culture war, covert ops. 130
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026UK PMs should gift army starter sets to world leaders when they meet like how Denmark use Lego for diplomacy, IMO. 020
Reposted by J Gregort CoffeeheimerGeorge E. Osborn @georgeosborn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Woah woah woah woah…we also have Warhammer video games too 181
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026My mistake… hunk flavour makes sense tbh bsky.app/profile/docm... 100
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Lionel Messi = garlic bread David Beckham = beef Ok!! 381
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026But Nate! The Fascists don’t strike a disrespectful tone in their replies to him on BlueSky!!! The left must condemn. 010
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg is in Farringdon today seeking the fifth element. 000
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Either don’t do it at all or judge everyone by the same standard. Plenty of churches, mosques, temples etc with their own problematic positions or associations, and sometimes a lot worse than problematic too… 030
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you only vet places of worship for one single faith within your membership then that’s pretty fucked up. 140
Reposted by J Gregort CoffeeheimerJack Saundrs @jacksaundrs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Britain sold off its #1 most important public infrastructure and it was then cold-bloodedly ransacked for decades. If ending that (almost unique, internationally) deranged experiment produces doubts for "investors" that probably says more about the nature of their investment than "the rule of law" 27317
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Another chapter in the Northwich Vics Expanded Universe. 010
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026For everything that’s bad about VAR, at least we don’t have to deal with all the nonsense of F1 in football. 000
Reposted by J Gregort Coffeeheimermark thompson @markposts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026again (put the race news in a ticker. tell me what Bahraini-Malaysian fusion cuisine might be like) 241
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Bernie Collins is one of the best analysts/pundits in any sport on TV. 040
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They’re very fun games. Would recommend! 000
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Brad Pitt, the answer you’re looking for is goals. 100
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Croatia nil - England Se7enstatic.klipy.comSe7en: Brad Pitt's 'Whats In The Box' SceneALT: Se7en: Brad Pitt's 'Whats In The Box' Scene 110
Reposted by J Gregort CoffeeheimerSam Bright @writesbright.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Burnham’s response to the Manchester City story may have been iffy, but wait until Farage gets asked about it - his party is in bed with the UAE… and he knows nothing about football 1926156
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If we made a Mount Rushmore of current football journalists, Ornstein and Harris would be two at top of the list. Absolutely class. 020
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Yeah it’s a tricky balance to get right. 000
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I think if we had an elected House of Lords, I’d actually insist that candidates to be MP of someone has to be a local resident with proof of prior, long-term settlement and living in area. I understand the argument of best people, regardless of location, but make that an option for the Lords. 100
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If there were trans men and trans women in Parliament, given roles of actual influence, we’d also see some actual humane, common sense governance. Same goes for every community feeling left behind who currently think Reform is the only way. 140
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It makes me want more of it, more than ever. I don’t mean more Andy Burnhams. We need everyone to experience that sense of representation, relatability if we want to pull the country together and sort ourselves out. 150
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It’s one thing to think you understand the value of representation and want to see more of it, albeit in an almost academic way. It’s quite another when you get a PM that sounds like you and where you grew up. Not a comment on how good he and his policies are. It’s just quite a thing to experience. 110
Reposted by J Gregort CoffeeheimerLev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Happy birthday Steve Reich appy birthday Steve Reich H ppy birthday Steve Reich Ha py birthday Steve Reich Hap y birthday Steve Reich Happ birthday Steve Reich Happy birthday Steve Reich Happy irthday Steve Reich Happy b rthday Steve Reich Happy bi thday Steve Reich Happy bir 14463124
Reposted by J Gregort CoffeeheimerTyler King @tyleraking.com · 02/10/2026Their mission is the pursuit of human rights for their technology designed to deprive you of human rights. 38888315
Reposted by J Gregort CoffeeheimerMike Goodman @themlg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is almost, but not quite, as funny as when Saudi Arabia was simultaneously attesting to the Premier League that PIF was not an official government entity and arguing in American court that PIF was officially just the Saudi Government and thus exempt from a number of statutory regulations. 3347
Reposted by J Gregort CoffeeheimerSam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The weirdo nazi fetishists have always existed. The difference is that we used to know how to treat them. 16614
Reposted by J Gregort CoffeeheimerSam ooOOooOoo Turner @renrut-mas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm not sharing the Braverman posts because every single one of them addresses the wrong problem. The problem is not a fringe politician expounding on her 19th century racial science theories. The problem is a publicly funded broadcaster platforming and normalising them. Several times a day. 423369
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also very much enjoying the Gen Z fans who believe that City are the only reason the Premier League is so big. Can’t punish the cash cow, apparently. Absolutely adorable! 180
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Felt very powerful looking over my wife’s shoulder and giving her the answer today. 110
J Gregort Coffeeheimer @gregianjohnson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Their idea of any sort of cultural victory sounds like it would be the most sad, unappealing shit ever. 010
