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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

i just don’t think a deloreon could reach 88 mph in a mall parking lot

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

It’s time for American leather companies to start making consoles again

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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Roses are red Violets are blue

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Beans (or Stephen J. Beans) @jaybeans.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Are you a "own the physical media" person? Well, check on your Warner Brothers DVDs from 2006 to 2008 to see if they suffered from laser rot And if not, think about ripping them to back them up

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Hundreds of your Warner Bros DVDs probably don't work anymore

Due to the way WB manufactured their DVDs, virtually all discs pressed between 2006-8 are unplayable now.

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

I wish I could tell the moon how much I like it

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Alex @banksybeeboo.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Watching Star Trek - Enterprise season 1: wow they have made objectively the worst Trek theme song of all time. Watching Star Trek - Enterprise season 2: CAUSE I'VE GOT FAITH! OF THE HEART!

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

when i say this movie changed my life i mean it

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/01/2025

tv seasons should be 22 episodes long and at least 30% of those should be pure crap

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

The sun is in my eyes... I could just buy and install blinds, or I can use my design thinking and UX tools to solve the problem creatively

A series of sticky notes on the window that follows the path of the sun

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

mint chip nation rise up

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sam 🧟‍♂️ @greeneggsandsam.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

what is the goodreads for complaining about bad audiobook narrator accents?

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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Wrapped brings the sins of January back to us each December, unforgiven.

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sam 🧟‍♂️ @greeneggsandsam.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Just what we need heading into December.

November 2024 calendar, with the 25th highlighted noting that Mercury Retrograde begins.

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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Common Grackle doing its best Dracula impression. Gracula I guess? #birds 🌿

A dark bird with iridescent blue and purple feathers stands on the edge of a bird feeder, looking directly towards that camera with wings spread. This pose makes it look rather intimidating and like a vampire

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Scotty 😁 @scotty9019.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Yeah same 😂

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sam 🧟‍♂️ @greeneggsandsam.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

a tiny part of me hopes that updating my bank app will add more money to my account.

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sam 🧟‍♂️ @greeneggsandsam.bsky.social · 12/04/2024

I spent the week waking up an hour “earlier” (didn’t change my alarm after daylight saving ended) and I’m so mad having that extra hour in the morning is awesome am I going to have to be a morning person now?

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Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 07/04/2024

Remember, NZ folks, with the clocks changing, this is the best you're going to feel on a Monday morning for the next 12 months.

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sam 🧟‍♂️ @greeneggsandsam.bsky.social · 02/04/2024

I miss headphone jacks in phones - can we bring those back? I just want to charge my phone with headphones plugged in.

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 27/03/2024

Cursive Letters xkcd.com/2912

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Alex Nicholson @allpunandgames.bsky.social · 05/03/2024

UwU i am pawl atweides! i am 15 years old and my fremensona is mew’ad dib the kangawoo mouse OwO

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 13/12/2023

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for the horrible pain of being alive

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 26/11/2023

yo what the fuck is wrong with people who flagrantly disobey the 12 items or less rule at the market basket checkout. this is a society. go live on monster island if you can't act right

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sam 🧟‍♂️ @greeneggsandsam.bsky.social · 16/10/2023

I refuse to read articles about how hitting snooze on your alarm is bad for. Pry it from my cold, dead hands.

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

If those girls from The Shining had a cat I probably would've gone with them no questions asked. 1940. searcharchives.vancouver.ca/alix-louise-...

Black and white photo of two girls in frilly white or light colored knee-length dresses and white socks with black Mary Jane style shoes stand outside on a lawn. One of them holds a chubby shorthaired tabby cat in her arms. These girls aren't twins, but they looks very similar and their hair and dresses seem nearly identical, which is why I made a reference to the twin girls from the movie The Shining.

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sam 🧟‍♂️ @greeneggsandsam.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

when will someone invent a search engine that can tell me where I put my copy of D.E.B.S.? WHEN?!

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sam 🧟‍♂️ @greeneggsandsam.bsky.social · 02/10/2023

just joined a “pie review” facebook group and my entire feed is pies now. highly recommend.

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sam 🧟‍♂️ @greeneggsandsam.bsky.social · 26/09/2023

I get a Taylor Swift tour movie AND the Fall of the House of Usher series for my birthday this year? Happy Libra season 💕

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sam 🧟‍♂️ @greeneggsandsam.bsky.social · 18/09/2023

I really miss the days you could charge your phone and plug headphones in at the same time.

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sam 🧟‍♂️ @greeneggsandsam.bsky.social · 08/09/2023

what they failed to consider when delaying Dune Part Two, is that I haven’t read the books and it’s driving my partner up the wall that he can’t discuss the ending with me yet.

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clare @sadderlizards.bsky.social · 31/08/2023

make sure to start your day with at least an hour of scrolling

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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 31/08/2023

Battle not with posters, lest ye become a poster, and if you gaze into the discourse, the discourse gazes also into you.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 01/09/2023

I often don’t know if it’s better to say a French word the French way or the more common anglophone way and let me tell you, real cannes of worms

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grace @acab4cutie.top · 22/06/2023

biblically accurate playstation controller

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devon of nine @dev0n.bsky.social · 29/08/2023

man, there really are people out there who just like, use microsoft office at work. every day. like it's normal

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sam 🧟‍♂️ @greeneggsandsam.bsky.social · 23/08/2023

finally starting good omens s2. can’t wait to start organising my books by the first letter of the first sentence.

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sam 🧟‍♂️ @greeneggsandsam.bsky.social · 19/08/2023

wait, we don’t have drafts here? where am I supposed to write all my jokes that I never intend to post?

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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 18/08/2023

Breathe deeply. Relax your shoulders. Unhinge your jaw. Wrap one tentacle around the side of the cruise ship. Pull it to the bottom of the ocean. Repeat.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/08/2023

welcome to bluesky! here are some ground rules we all follow: * no joke-y death threats. you have to follow through * you can sell prescription pills to one another but only on "whacked out wednesday" * if you're a lawyer you have to start every post regardless of subject with "as a lawyer,"

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