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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sailor Moon will always be #1. My sister saw it first and then practically dragged me to the tv. I was sceptical since the commercials looked so bad. Inu Yasha, Fushigi Yugi, and X/1999 were all manga my9animes.com/en
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The only solution to all of this is to go back to having 40 hours of internet sent to us on a CD by mail
WSJ headline that reads 

Exclusive 

Google's Gemini hacked three compa- nies in the first known instance of the tech giant's Al model going rogue
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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PinkTweets @pinktweets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am getting really pissed off. I have clicked "accept cookies" dozens of times per day and I have yet to receive a single cookie. I want to speak to the manager.
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
pigeons be like
a comic about pigeons
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It looks like a fried shrimp 🍤 #Cat #Caturday
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Nadiia Omelchuk🇺🇦 @ukrainianart.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Friends! 🎃 Throughout the year, I got so many requests for my bat and pumpkin brooches. Officially opening the Halloween season now!👻 ​Handcrafted in Ukraine 🇺🇦& shipped worldwide ✈️ Ordering early guarantees on-time delivery! ​Reposts mean the world! DM to order 💌 ​#CraftSky #Halloween #MadelnUkraine
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Beautiful Bizarre Magazine @beautifulbizarre.net · 04/08/2026
This snuff bottle by Hannah Lim examples how her sculptures mix her Singaporean and British heritage, something which has been a continued source of inspiration for her work. Made out of polymer clay, jesmonite, chalk, gloss, "Midnight Crane Snuff Bottle" recently exhibited at Wilder Gallery
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Domingo Geronimo Mattle / @realurbanartistry paints subjects as if they’re turned around in famous paintings: #AGoodPlace
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Girls only want one thing and it’s to be swept away by the fae never to return
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VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 22/07/2026
Shigeru Miyamoto says the games that resonate most with players all around the world aren’t those deliberately designed for global appeal, but those based on a developer’s personal interests. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/miyamot...
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Miyamoto: Games based on developers’ personal interests resonate around the world, not those aiming for global appeal | VGC
If developers try to make something the world will like, it becomes generic…
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Joy🏳️‍⚧️ 又 ($1,396/3,000) @joy.sprouts.social · 12/07/2026
Long ago when the four nations lived in harmony.
Game cube, Dreamcast, Xbox, PlayStation 2 signage at a 2001 convention
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Imagine how disappointed I was when I bought all the early D&D gear only to find out that the whole Satanic Panic was horseshit and I DIDN'T gain wicked cool demonic powers.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.
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charlie @spacehearts.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up
a mosaic relief to st. rat
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Mom @milph.mom · 01/07/2026
Immortal life advice
Keep circulating the tapes
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I saw the He-Man movie and they referenced the meme m.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7w...
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Fabulous Secret Powers
YouTube video by slackcircus
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Break @breakfield01.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 09/07/2025
"BOZO. EAT DUST. THIS BAG TWO-THIRDS AIR."
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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Video game depicting Godzilla in a city. The text readsn go ahead Godzilla destroy the data center s
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brostoevsky @brostoevsky.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Thanks Barret ur right 🌍
Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Sarah Kite 🪁 @sarahkite.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
“Sir, are you aware that you are a cat, and Mayor Zohran Mamdani is standing right behind you?”
Mayor Zohran Mamdani behind the counter of a bodega in The Bronx, flanked by various people. A journalist with a microphone labeled “Shop Cats” is standing in front of the sales counter, and holding the mic up to a black and white cat sitting on the counter next to bananas. The cat has an expression like in the famous “Sir, are you aware that you are a cat” meme
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Paul Cooper @paulmmcooper.com · 29/03/2026
This iron age man buried in Sussex was so proud of his awesome helmet that he developed an archaeologically detectable neck injury from wearing it so often.
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Aliquem | Rizumu @aliquem.vrc.dj · 27/03/2026
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Mobius Stripper @mobiusstripper.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Me, being led away by the secret service after releasing thousands of gophers at the Capitol: "You don't understand! It's a scientifically proven way to revive a desolate place! I'm a patriot!" www.popularmechanics.com/science/envi...
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43 Years Ago, Scientists Dropped Gophers Onto a Volcano. Today, They’re Tiny Heroes.
It started as a go-for-broke experiment, but it wound up saving an ecosystem.
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#1 Rad Dad @no1raddad.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Philly was right to murder that robot and so many of you mocked them. Look at you now.
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
A picture of Bill and Ted from the movie Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure with a speech bubble pasted onto it so it looks like they’re saying the quoted post
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jordynne, final girl 🔜magiccon atlanta @sick1y.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
happy international women's day to all my international women
a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"
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Journal of Art in Society @artinsociety.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Egyptian prince Thutmose was entombed with his companion cat Ta-Miu (aka “little mewer”). Here’s the cat’s sarcophagus ~ the inscription says “I myself am placed among the imperishable ones that are in the Sky / For I am Ta-Miu, the Triumphant” (1,500 BC)
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Ash Ponders is looking for quick photo gigs @ashponders.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
A screenshot of WhatsApp:

Ash: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question.
Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know
Ash: Are jaguar soft?
Sebastián Di Martino: They are very soft (two hearts on the answer)
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Zetsubo @zetsubo.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
ETSY WITCHES I CALL UPON YOU IN OUR HOUR OF NEED
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The Spirit of Lorenzo the Cat @lorenzothecat.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A feisty cat stunned the crowds at Stonehenge during winter solstice last week. Her name is Moon and I love her.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
a plate of cookies that look disturbingly like Sean Connery in Zardoz
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⚧ Andi Jay is (gonna be) OK ↙︎↙︎↙︎ @no-spoons-no-forks.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.
A knit peach, teal, and white kitten with black eyes resting on an American Airlines seat tray.
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tai. @theothertaira.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with 2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
Blue stone surrounding a gold metal core
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 05/12/2025
greatest mural ever? it's in the running
mural of a black and white tuxedo cat taking up the whole end wall of an apartment building

At 34‑35 Rugiańska Street in Szczecin, a new mural has been created honouring the legendary cat Gacek – a black and white icon of the city. The artwork was created using photocatalytic paints which, under sunlight, help purify the air.

For years Gacek lived near Kaszubska Street, where a dedicated wooden shelter stood and where he became a beloved figure among residents, tourists and the media alike. In 2023, due to health concerns, he was brought into care and found a home.

The Gacek mural is a one-of-a-kind initiative in Poland – no other city has created a piece of street art that both honours a local animal celebrity and actively contributes to environmental protection. Once again, Szczecin proves it can surprise with ideas that are both meaningful and practical.same mural seen from a distance, the mural is at the top of a flight of stairs leading up a grassy hill and it looks like a gigantic cat is sitting there looking at you

At 34‑35 Rugiańska Street in Szczecin, a new mural has been created honouring the legendary cat Gacek – a black and white icon of the city. The artwork was created using photocatalytic paints which, under sunlight, help purify the air.

For years Gacek lived near Kaszubska Street, where a dedicated wooden shelter stood and where he became a beloved figure among residents, tourists and the media alike. In 2023, due to health concerns, he was brought into care and found a home.

The Gacek mural is a one-of-a-kind initiative in Poland – no other city has created a piece of street art that both honours a local animal celebrity and actively contributes to environmental protection. Once again, Szczecin proves it can surprise with ideas that are both meaningful and practical.
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sick public transit, gloria @seung.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
thinking of this classic tweet on thanksgiving day
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate
A panel from a comic book: ""November 14th: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing"
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Stephanie Kollmann @slkollmann.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I haven't seen people here mention this letter from the mayor of Illinois' 2nd-largest city (Aurora, 40+% Latino) to the Aurora Police following egregious attacks by immigration in Aurora and related protests So here it is!
Hello Chief and APD Leadership,

I just wanted to jot a quick thank you note for those who participated in this meeting with the Latino community about ICE in our neighborhoods.

Sadly, this problem is not going away anytime soon. Historically, the police have been on the wrong side of history during the civil rights movement and the labor movement - defending capital. The pivotal points in American history are when police realized that their solidarity should be with labor; not capital.

Labor vs. police: Learning from working-class history Workers World

In this current struggle, I believe that we are 2-3 years away from a moment where we see the shift in solidarity.

I would like to see Aurora lead, and show something different. It will create discomfort during the transformation. I noticed during the march towards Blue Kangaroo, when the police escort disappeared, that activists I didn't know used their vehicles to block the intersections and protect the marchers.All living things have the capacity to evolve and grow. Government is about to go through a huge evolutionary period and shed that which is not necessary, and re-focus on what is important.

As government continues to disintegrate from the top down, we have an opportunity to re-invent the ways we find food, water, shelter and protection.

We would like the Aurora Police Department to play a historic role in defending the United States of America, and our city against fascism. We have a unique opportunity to do something different, leave our mark in the history books, and make a difference. I'm excited about the opportunity and look forward to discussing it further.

Respectfully, John Laesch Mayor, City of Aurora laesch@aurora.il.us
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/09/2025
the FBI doesn’t even try anymore
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masha @slipni.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 12/09/2025
oh my god someone slashed our tire
a car tire with a guitar strapped to it, along with a hat, wig, and sunglasses arranged to resemble the famous guitarist Slash
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