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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 1h
Lavish lifestyle, drugs. Her Botox and fillers alone have to be in the five figure range every year. Each injection costs hundreds to thousands of dollars and they wear off after a few months. A whole face done with them is serious money.
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 1h
Rest in peace 😔
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 18h
The hardest part is keeping the pattern even imo. They sell books of patterns but you can come up with your own. Check the FAQ under Contact Us for more info about making blankets.
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 18h
Blankets for shelter cats. It gives them something soft and warm to sleep on and when they get adopted it's a familiar item to take to their new home. You're basically making a big square or circle, 20-22". Any color or pattern, many stitches and types of yarn can work. comfortforcritters.org
comfortforcritters.org
Home
NPO which makes handmade blankets for cats, dogs and other pets living in animal shelters, humane societies and SPCA organizations. Volunteers always welcome!
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know this is an unusual case but we sell clothes at my work and my boss will just give me hoodies for free
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Birthday!! 🥳🎂🎉❤️
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's a brilliant way to escape the authorities
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Coke is no fan of union leaders, for just one example
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Top left. It looks like it means business
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I read it while waiting for the train and there are tears in my eyes
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Does weed make malort taste better?
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If they set it in the 80s I would never miss an episode
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sailor Moon will always be #1. My sister saw it first and then practically dragged me to the tv. I was sceptical since the commercials looked so bad. Inu Yasha, Fushigi Yugi, and X/1999 were all manga my9animes.com/en
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They really do. This one made me mad but I'm calm today. Thanks for being supportive ❤️
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
😭
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy Telegraph Pole Appreciation Day! Did you know about Victorian telegraph cable jewelry? After the transatlantic cable was installed the leftover cable was made into all kinds of fancy souvenirs. It made my day learning about that :)
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just bought a new laptop and the amount of junk I've had to turn off in Windows 11 is insane 🫠
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thank you! I hope this doesn't come back to bite me. He was such an asshole about it. Just ordering me to throw it out and didn't even say please. Then lied about someone else throwing out his trash an hour earlier. I was the only cashier there for two hours before that 🙄
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Omg, I just had this dude finish his coffee right in front of me and then slap the empty cup on the counter and tell me to throw it out. I did not. He got mad but took the cup with him.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My job uses Square and they're constantly doing terrible updates. We print out price tags for items. Ever since last week, you type in to print a specific amount of tags but it's been printing random amounts.
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The only solution to all of this is to go back to having 40 hours of internet sent to us on a CD by mail
WSJ headline that reads 

Exclusive 

Google's Gemini hacked three compa- nies in the first known instance of the tech giant's Al model going rogue
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Added another ring
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think she'd be some of both. I still haven't figured out a career but I've solved some problems that younger me honestly thought were unsolvable.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh wait, nvm, apparently they're a pit with skulls
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What about oubliettes?
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Happy Birthday!! 🥳🎂🎉❤️
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Working with him changed me. He would always say this is a store where you buy things, we're not trash collectors. I usually say like oh, we can't take it but there is a trash can right on the corner.
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At an old job of mine, one of my coworkers had been a maitre d at high end restaurants back in the day and he'd straight up refuse to take anyone's trash. He's why I tell most people to throw their shit in the outside trash cans.
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PinkTweets @pinktweets.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am getting really pissed off. I have clicked "accept cookies" dozens of times per day and I have yet to receive a single cookie. I want to speak to the manager.
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
pigeons be like
a comic about pigeons
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Leave them in Philadelphia and see how they do 😏
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
But that's MC Skat Kat :c
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is the lead singer a woman?
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh no, this is how I found out. Rest in peace 😭
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Happy Birthday!! 🥳🎉🎂🩷
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Happy Birthday!! 🥳🎉🎂🩷
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yes, but I get the Japanese relaxer so mine are geared towards fixing the damage. My shampoo is Kerastase Bain Force Architecte, conditioner is L'Oreal Ever Pure. Same parent company but different price points. I really like the shampoo! My hair is shinier and I have a lot less split ends
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
That made me go on a deep dive to see who exactly makes my shampoo. France and the US luckily
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Just taking a nap
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It looks like a fried shrimp 🍤 #Cat #Caturday
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You're right, I wasn't thinking 😱 Store brand or Nocciolata then
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nutella is really good on graham crackers. Maybe it'll help with the urges too
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🕸️🕷️Goth Willy Wonka🕷️🕸️ @gothwillywonka.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Eyes like jewels 🩷
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Nadiia Omelchuk🇺🇦 @ukrainianart.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Friends! 🎃 Throughout the year, I got so many requests for my bat and pumpkin brooches. Officially opening the Halloween season now!👻 ​Handcrafted in Ukraine 🇺🇦& shipped worldwide ✈️ Ordering early guarantees on-time delivery! ​Reposts mean the world! DM to order 💌 ​#CraftSky #Halloween #MadelnUkraine
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