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@realironhand.bsky.social
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Transhumeral dominant arm amputee learning to paint wronghanded. Warhammer and Kings of War, mostly. Exhausted Affleck is my spirit animal. She/her.

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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 18h
Drop some MARTIAL ARTS
A Shaoquan (anthro martial arts gorilla) from Mantic Games
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Pandaemonium Miniatures @pandaemoniumminiatures.com · 02/10/2026
Another ogre from @heresyminiatures.com! #Paintslam26 #Nerdlings #TTRPG #Wargaming #MiniaturePainting #WePaintMinis
Ogre in ragged clothes, heavily muscled with tattoos, holding a wooden table over his headOgre in ragged clothes, heavily muscled with tattoos, holding a wooden table over his head, with the previous ogre, also tattooed, armed with a rusty axe
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Sonic Spookhammer 🎃 @sonicsledgehammer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's been a while since a video featured quite so many paints, but part of the purpose of painting this Escher ganger was to test some new toys! Peachy Flesh is an absolute winner, for starters. I hope I have the stamina to finish a whole gang like this! youtu.be/zSsMDIwWgCA
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Wyrd Science Magazine @wyrdscience.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, who wants a Mordheim inspired game from the guy who wrote the rules for Warcry, Games Workshop’s best wargame for years? Because that’s what you can get* if you click this link. * well, the beta rules at any rate.
blackdeathcity.com
Black Death City
Black Death City: miniatures-agnostic narrative skirmish game of dark fantasy and gothic horror.
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fred the Red enjoying his latest box #catsofbluesky
An orange and white Norwegian Forest Cat called Fred is in a boxSame cat looking off to the side
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've only recently started using @tesseractminis.bsky.social brushes but they're really good so I'm all in on supporting Stu with his new project 😀 I just backed Tesseract Miniature Studios: Next Evolution on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/tha...
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Tesseract Miniature Studios: Next Evolution
A re-imagined range of miniature painting brushes from one of the industry's favourite Indie brands!
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The Spoop Painter🎃👻🦇 @thenoobpainter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Barrowgate Town Guard (and cook) from @reaperminiatures.bsky.social #minipainting
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Dumb Robot Stuff @dumbrobotstuff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jockpaints @jockpaints.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finished this alt scheme Aeldari commission, been a great practice on white and blue tones! #warhammer #warhammercommunity #wargaming #nerdlings
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Chris Frosin @chrisfrosin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The #UKTC making poor decisions yet again at the LGT this weekend. Ai Ork Primaris Lieutenant this time! /sigh! Why do huge companies with huge turnover never want to use artists?!?!?! #WarhammerCommunity
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Dumb Robot Stuff @dumbrobotstuff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Jockpaints @jockpaints.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nearly there with some Aeldari! #warhammer #warhammercommunity #wargaming #nerdlings
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David H (Northwing Miniatures) @wargameswriter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've just finished off my chaos giant who will be joining my Warriors of Chaos force. I've painted its victims in the colour scheme of my mate's Empire army which I thought was amusing. Also wanted to show off the versatility of my scenic base and the Handiwork Games backdrop book.
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's what I picked up from my trip to Notts to go to #Sprucon and visit the @warpminiatures.bsky.social shop - looking forward to getting some Arcworlde warbands painted and got the Hedge Knight & Victor Letch from Haydn and @turnipmax.bsky.social
Two Arcworlde boxes (Duel of the Dead 2 player set and the Briar Elk), a black Turnip28 box and some stickers 4 medieval style stickers
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Chaos_Thug @chaosthug.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Soulblight Gravelords Wight King
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Bam Persand @bampers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
turnip is the way.
a unit of light cavalry, Whelps in Turnip28 parlance, consisting of dragoons in heavy frogmouth helms riding horrible bumpy pig vegetable things.
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At #SpruCon today, bought my first #Turnip28 ^^ yay for weird lil guys
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Rictus @rictus-still.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Impressive organ. Out and about, bold as brass. @nerodine.bsky.social @realironhand.bsky.social
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Willage @willage-bpp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Back on with some Old World, adding some Chaos Ogres to the Beastmen. #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #miniaturepainting #warhammertheoldworld #oldworld #nerdlings #paintingminis #beastsofchaos #ogrekingdoms #ogormawtribes
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is great 👏
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This whole thread
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
so now i am on a bus, i do not know who has taken us or where we are going, i have either been taken tenderly into the embrace of the EU regulatory framework, or someone has kidnapped me and a bunch of other tired and confused PNWers
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man, I love Dr Eleanor Janega
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Raven Queen of the Great Hollow 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️ @ravenqueenhrefna.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Her arm fell off and a small piece that was stuck to a solid resin support broke off (assuming it’s a bubble)… But like, I’m done. Never going anywhere near Finecast. Ever again. #warhammer #warhammer40k #ageofsigmar #chaosdaemons #slaanesh #nerdlings
A Herald of Slaanesh, with cold pink skin, dark blue skirt, silver armour. Her claws are a dark red and purple. She is dancing towards her prey across a battlefield riddled with skulls.A Herald of Slaanesh, with cold pink skin, dark blue skirt, silver armour. Her claws are a dark red and purple. She is dancing towards her prey across a battlefield riddled with skulls.A Herald of Slaanesh, with cold pink skin, dark blue skirt, silver armour. Her claws are a dark red and purple. She is dancing towards her prey across a battlefield riddled with skulls.

View from the back, showing her skirt a bit better. And the skin on the back. I’m proud of those!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Hanna Leppänen @hannaleppanen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
GET IN MAH BELLY! Ogor Butcher from Age of Sigmar. This mini is hideous in it's own good way, had a lot of fun painting him for my Ogor army. #WarhammerCommunity #Ageofsigmar #Nerdlings
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Dark Fantastic Mills @darkfantasticmills.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Horizon Station Uplink Dish is a sturdy piece of kit, capable of surviving in the most hostile environments. And also being knocked off the table. Probably 👊😈
3D printed scene showing a satellite uplink dish amid rocky terrain and scattered barricades3D printed scene showing a satellite uplink dish amid rocky terrain and scattered barricadesSide view of the satellite uplink dish
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JewelKnightJess "R" Us 🎲🖌️🎮 @jewelknightjess.com · 20/09/2026
I'll call him good here! Very pleased with this Vampire Lord Von Blutgericht, especially for a one day Sunday paint job! You can grab him at: heresyminiatures.com/shop/index.p... If you want to paint him for yourself (amongst other awesome minis)
A miniature of a scary vampire lord. He holds a longsword behind him. Whilst grasping his cape in the other hand.
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Dawn 🏳️‍⚧️ @dawnellenhodgson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
An infestation of Ambull #40k #warhammer #minipainting
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Dawn 🏳️‍⚧️ @dawnellenhodgson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another Lad nearly finished for the Orxchange. Had some big distractions but I’ll be getting everything photographed, and send out by the 25th at the latest
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Asterix Archiv 🐗 @comedix.de · 20/09/2026
Eine schöne Bastel- und Malarbeit. Manchmal trägt Obelix den Hinkelstein. Manchmal ist Obelix der Hinkelstein. Dürfte nicht leicht gewesen sein, diesen Stein zu finden. #Asterix #Fanart
Das Bild zeigt einen kleinen, länglichen und nach oben abgerundeten Stein, dessen Form an einen Hinkelstein erinnert. Der Stein wurde rundherum so bemalt, dass er selbst zum Körper von Obelix wird.
Auf der Vorderseite sind Obelix’ Gesicht mit den roten Zöpfen, sein nackter Oberkörper sowie der grüne Gürtel mit großer gelber Schnalle zu sehen. Darunter setzt sich seine typische blau-weiß gestreifte Hose bis zum unteren Rand des Steins fort. Seine Füße stehen auf einer kleinen grünen Wiese, die mit roten Pilzen und Blumen verziert ist. Der obere, dunkelgraue Teil des Steins bleibt weitgehend unbemalt und wirkt dadurch wie ein Hinkelstein, der hinter Obelix aufragt.
Die Rückseite löst den kleinen optischen Scherz auf: Dort fehlen Kopf und Oberkörper völlig. Stattdessen sieht man nur Obelix’ Arme, die sich von beiden Seiten um den grauen Stein legen. Seine Hände greifen hinter dem „Hinkelstein“ ineinander. Darunter sind wiederum die gestreifte Hose und seine Füße auf der Wiese zu erkennen.
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Playing the last round of our Arcadia Quest campaign today! It's an absolute bloodbath 😆
Two big fat red chibi demonsThree player characters and two demonsAn angel, a demon and a cerberus walk into a bar
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Awards photos just dropped, check out mah wooden spoon I won at Clash of Kings :D
Two people on a stage,one has just been presented with a 3ft wooden spoon
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember how far you le gom not just how far you have to go. You are not where you want to be, but neither are you where you used to be. Says Skeletor always doing what he can to move forward, even if in the tiniest steps.
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EnbyGoblinPaints @enbygoblinpaints.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Rotting lad #nerdlings, #warhammer
A warrior in bronze/brass armour holding a sword and axe in a horned helm
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Horrified, probably 😆
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SUPERhands Miniatures @iisuperhands.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maulbeasts!
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have a joke about trickle-down economics but 99% of you won't get it.
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Mork Rudley @mootlander.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, now nobody can say I wasted my life. #spacegits #40kterrain #40korks #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #40kterrain #waaagh
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Smygpainter (Pelle) @smygpainter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
As the ancient Greeks said: "Fucking finally!". My take on my old stripped Ruglud's armoured orcs who according to lore picked up their heavy armour and crossbows from Chaos dwarves. I spent too much money on 15 extra figures, and they were a lot of work for a dodgy result, but here we are... 💁
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Geordie @geordiecalgar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ok, first items up. All new on sprue and prices include UK postage. More items in 🧵 and will be added to. Reposts very much appreciated 💙 2 x Beast-Skewer Killbow £20 each Breaka-Boss on Troggoth £30 Marshcrawla Sloggoth £30 Awakened Wyldwood £30
Two boxes of Beast-Skewer Killbows.A box containing one Breaka-Boss on Mirebrute Troggoth. A box containing one Marshcrawla Sloggoth. A box containing the Sylvaneth Awakened Wyldwood.
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not often I get to say 'always RS an army shot!' about my own work but here's all the Xirkaali I painted finished ahead of the #clashofkings tournament on the weekend #nerdlings
A Xirkaali army in blue and orange
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Finished my last unit for #kingsofwar #clashofkings tournament with 4 days spare 😆 I'm not a natural army painter so this mad panic over last few weeks has been pretty stressful but it's all done now. I'll get an Army Shot™️ later today #nerdlings #jhbackdrops
Three werewolf type models wearing orange skirts with bones onThree more werewolves Both units deployed one behind the other to make a regiment
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realironhand @realironhand.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
PSA for any AP Primer enjoyers in Daemonic Yellow, Fur Brown, Necrotic Flesh, and Barbarian Flesh - they are leaving the range and remaining stock is 15% off, until they run out. thearmypainter.com/en-de/collec...
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Primers
Prime faster, paint smarter. Colour sprays and primers deliver perfect coverage and durability.
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Ryan James Dee @ryanjamesdee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Again, if buying isn’t owning then piracy isn’t stealing
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