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Anna Zand

@annazand.bsky.social
4.1K followers 1.4K following 34K posts

I’m a really fantastic burlesque performer and I’ve danced in NYC for more than a decade. Married gay sparkle mom! 🏳️‍🌈

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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 6h
There’s significantly more firefighters on this app than I thought! And yet none of them have posted thirst traps?
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 7h
Firefighter saying his gear adds 30lbs and my brain instantly translating that to one toddler.
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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 21h
NO! I'M IN THE RHINEZONE RN
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 21h
This would fix me
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hate when I see an unrealistic beauty standard but I really really want to be her
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Ryan Estrada @ryanestrada.com · 03/10/2026
Busan has a new resident named Bukangi, a shark who started chilling in the canals near the train station a couple weeks ago. The city has been trying all sorts of schemes to gently lead her back to the ocean but she foils every attempt and swims back and forth being admired by crowds of fans.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is there a Curtis Sliwa equivalent in LA?
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My child just cut off Scissor Sisters to play Bowie, I’m so good at teaching culture.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is my favorite post today!
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Nick Land Acknowledgement 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈 @lonestartallboi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's funny that Curtis Sliwa went from being a fringe lunatic to the most respectable and sane Republican in the country by staying as crazy as he was 15 years ago
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The mortifying ordeal of being known also applies to medical professionals so good thing I live in the land where it’s normal to substitute exercise for check ups!
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 02/10/2026
Calling all NYC artists — painters, filmmakers, poets, musicians and more! Did you know our city provides grants to support your work every year? And this year, we're DOUBLING the amount — from $5,000 up to $10,000 per artist! Deadlines are approaching fast — apply today at nyc.gov/artistgrants.
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μ-sery🔆🩸🇵🇸 @6ft4inunder.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
alt:
Elder man in black--coat, pants, and his signature wide-rimmed hat--sits on a geometrically ornate bench of white-painted metal, in the middle of a field of tall grass and yellow flowers.
This is Terry Pratchett, and his snow-bearded and bespeckled face is smiling, as his right hand caresses a furry, brown and black boar, and his left rests a frankly ridiculously-sized bottle of (presumably) champagne on his lap. Beside him, on the bench, a stack of five books (probably his own work). What an incredible fucking picture.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Welcome home”
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ɪᴍᴍᴀɴᴜᴇʟ ᴋᴜɴᴛ @soberthots.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
happy friday!
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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Proud to present my lifesize T. rex head, affectionately named Hannibal. I created this myself from start to finish- digital sculpture, resin 3D printing, painting, etc. Huge thanks to my friend @rj-palmer.com for instrumental crits and redlines during the sculpting process.
Life-size t rex head model from front 3/4 view. I am also in frameLife size t rex head model, from frontLife size t-rex model, from front and staring directly down the barrel of the camera
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I might fall asleep in the middle of drawing the lunch notes.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is my favorite post today!
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guys will be like hear me out and it’s Nancy Mace, women will be like hear me out and it’s the aurora borealis.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can I say something without everyone getting mad
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SpellFire @spellfire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Houuuurs of work, but this French Cavalier is complete. 🥹💖💎
Front of a French cavalier hat in powder pink with lots of pastel embellishments Side and front angle of hatSide of hatBack of hat
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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Last night I hosted my third annual secret midnight meet-up in the woods to kick off spooky season! I made this witch head in a box for that. It's got some neat features: Hidden strings open the eye when the box opens. The eyeball is removable and has secrets inside...
A paper mache sculpture of a large green witch face, sitting face-up in an open black box. The witch has one bulging green glowing eye, and the other eye is just a mostly-closed glowing slit. She has long pointy teeth in her huge mouth. The face is surrounded with black leaves and vines with green recessed lighting behind them. Inside the open lid of the box is an old-looking piece of paper with some text on it, instructing the viewer to carefully remove a tooth. The paper is lit by green recessed lighting in the lid.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is my favorite post today, yes I am cheating outrageously
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Nightmare Before “Chris”tmas @justokonline.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A compliment from a high femme will keep you going for at least six months.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The best photo I’ve taken in four years
I’m kissing my sister on the cheek, it’s been four years since I saw her in person. I’m wearing my wife’s sweater set, which is pink, and my mother in law’s earrings which are gold hoops I wear almost every day. My sister is smiling and she is beautiful.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Being a high femme who notices things about people and gives compliments continues to rule as a manner of living
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feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
straight people being in charge of the music should be against the law
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have Brunswick stew and pimento cheese and I am so happy.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am wearing the Wicked sneakerinas with a green dress like some kind of Oz escapee.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s me, I’m the huge Michener fan.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have been in Atlanta for several hours and I do not miss fall weather in the SLIGHTEST.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Click clack airport keyboard in her business drag
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They started boring under the Hudson today suck it Chris Christie
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Panicking because somebody drank all the coffee in my cup
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🌙🍁Medusa Dollmaker 🔭🎨EA5KAZ📻📡✨ @medusadollmaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Aunque ya aparecía en mi anterior vídeo de arte, hoy os comparto al detalle la pluma The Masque de #Ferriswheelpress que me enviaron con un dibujo rápido. De luxe total, buenos acabados, diseño precioso con detalles chapados en oro en el plumín y cartucho recargable. Muy cómoda y segura.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everyone dragging Sombr but I love the twink baiting, let him cook!
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I could totally fit Madonna in my pocket
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tried to draw a fat bear for my kid’s lunch note and it’s giving hamster but at least I drew it and didn’t generate it because you know someone is out there chatgpting lunch notes.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is my favorite post today and also more men should do this.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A small child told me unicorns aren’t real and I blew her mind by showing her a picture of a narwhal.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow thanks to the jerk who used all my eyeshadow brushes for smoky makeup and didn’t wash anything
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Larsen @larsencuts.com · 25/09/2026
Why did it takes me until now to put together that she’s “Rosie the Riveted”?
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My wife is the hottest girl here
I swear I blended many shades of deep brown, gold, and black eyeshadow but now I’m in the goth bar and the lighting is goth bar lighting.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The great thing about club makeup is the lighting will be terrible.
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Birthday Queen @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 26/09/2026
hating glitter is misogynistic and ableist.
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is there some sort of supply chain issue affecting Sta-Flo laundry starch? Why is it $130 if I can find it?
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Anna Zand @annazand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The vaccines are so spicy this year so you know actually getting sick would be worse.
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