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Gordi!

@gordi.bsky.social
1.4K followers 925 following 3.8K posts

Bright future, bad hangover. owns four old cars and numerous bullshit cameras. bebostate passport office operator, gender is dude as in dudes rock

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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 2h
And my great friend @johabi.bsky.social caught me in the act of taking that instax shot lmao
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Henrieke G @henrieke.bsky.social · 13h
Quick pet drawings made during Animal Event this weekend!
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Kylian den Toirneach @rubberponykylian.bsky.social · 20h
Spotted in the wild 📷 @gordi.bsky.social
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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
allies 30 seconds after mild criticism
cardboard box labeled "be quite!® straight power"
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Second pic giving @pawdrugs.bsky.social type vibe
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Forgot my adderall at home today and it’s so frustrating lol, downside of moving to IR I guess
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New Greg Freeman is out and his last album was the soundtrack to a very specific, very sweet and fun time last winter for me that is now kinda done and over with, so hearing his voice again is making me all nostalgic and wistful for the brief bit of time where some stuff was uncomplicated and nice
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Labov @superimposer.net · 02/10/2026
#nextdoor
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Crystal Storm 💎⛈️ @thecrystalstorm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
buddy I live in Seattle, Washington, that is not a problem
A cardboard box with a warning: "avoid sunlight!"A cardboard box with a warning: "avoid heat!"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“I’m about to make a potentially party-altering decision” (I did not actually fire any 50Bs off)
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 28/09/2026
claude just went rogue and liked a bunch of my wife's best friend's vacation selfies from 2018
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chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whole Foods knows about the Four Waters that are combined in a specific order to create normal water but they won't tell you them
Bathroom sink area where one can see three pipes coming out of three adjacent places on the wall which combine left plus center and right plus center and then all three again into one and then up through a weird larger tube section and then up and then down again to combine with flow from a fourth pipe coming out of a different place in the wall and then into a white plastic shrouded pipe section(?) and then up into/under the sink. Hot water has its own separate pipe from the wall. OkClose up
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really need to do my makeup more when I wear this, it makes SUCH a difference. Random pic by @johabi.bsky.social from Saturday!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is wonderful, and also that last photo in the post here is mine!!!
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 26/09/2026
it appears that this bonfire ritual site belongs to the Smashed Miller High Life Bottle Culture
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What a beautiful evening to explore the depths of Instax reciprocity failure
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Shelly @shellyakitty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Customer of mine was assigned this random sequential plate. I should’ve kept it 😭
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Topher @lapinstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.gofundme.com/f/support-te... Please consider donating a few bucks for one of our Furry sisters, and frankly an artist I enjoy very much.
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Donate to Support Terrie Smith’s Heart Recovery, organized by Bruce Thomas
Terrie Smith is a good friend who I've known for over thirty years. She is an amazi… Bruce Thomas needs your support for Support Terrie Smith’s Heart Recovery
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Smeesh 🌿 Illustrator for hire @asmeesh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Still out making art in the mountains
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Does anyone else get anxiety big time about getting a haircut or is it just me
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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(listening to a language learning tape) The force from the blast dislodged the bulk container from the security clamp. … The heat from the blast ignited the ruptured fuel tank.
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hellojed @hellojed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
yeah can I get a uhhhh piercing void?
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why do I always insist on doing this shit like, past my bedtime
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
everyone talks about a good "who goes there!?" and Real, but we gotta give it to having an opportunity for an "UNHAND ME" moment. especially if complete with a homie willing to lend their grasp to you yanking your arm away from it
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
draft of drawing "My dog prevents coastal flood damage - I heart my concrete tetrapod" bumper sticker in vectors
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Little late in the evening for it but setting up the lighting and camera bs for an otherwise uninspired gear shoot/thirst trap dry run to try and convince myself I am indeed hot and look cool
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let’s see how much weight I can lose with extremely mild changes to my routine (literally just trying to eat less and drink less beer), starting point I guess! Could’ve sworn I was gonna be like 240 lmao
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everything reminds me of him
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Kyle @wedging.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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transylvan(ian) 🧛🏼 @illpod.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
imagine being 40 points underwater on "people wanting you to stay alive"
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Still resting in hopes it helps me stop being sick faster, but the stress dreams from a nap just made other things feel so much worse. I’m not even that stressed!
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nooooo lens I was waiting like a week and a half for finally showed up and I got bamboozled, it’s got balsam separation
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being sick sucks, but I did manage to lose just a couple lbs over the past week and change of trying to eat a bit better and was able to just barely squeeze into my super cool new leather jacket so that’s cool
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 21/09/2026
Telegram stickers are such a game changer for interpersonal communication. Sometimes my response is just cartoon dogboy shaking Dr Pepper. Sometimes the conversation got me feeling like erotic Flareon. Need a way to acknowledge and recently exploded military jacket opossum has me covered.
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Getting absolutely wrecked by a head cold this weekend, oof
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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
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Krum @picnic.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I smoked weed for the first time in years yesterday night and I thought that I was high looking at this so I had to take a pic to confirm if it was real, it was
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Jeremy "Looking for Arrows" Zorek @jeremyzorek.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You want me to do WHAT???
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Small wins from losses, the Achilles heel of the Graflex XL is that the plastic focus ring is also the lens mount, so when mine took a tumble off my passenger seat, the camera can no longer focus. The lens was the whole point of it, so I remounted it and am gonna play with it on instax wide later!
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Poultrygeist @mainmandarin.leftfield.city · 18/09/2026
"Making new friends as an adult is so hard!!" ok but have you tried being a freak online
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Gordi! @gordi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We’re down a person at my work cause she’s on vacation and so of course it’s been absolutely fucking slammed. One of those days that scrambles my brain bad enough that I’m struggling to be like… personable or social while knowing that I desperately need to (and having folks messaging me even!)
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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