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Dusty the Goat

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He/They Squallor enthusiast

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A 19th Century Japanese Depiction of an American
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 999: "trans-inclusive radical misogyny" // "women should stay out of kitchens"
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 NFC @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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Dusty the Goat @goatdust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A masterpiece www.youtube.com/shorts/rSvnN...
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Boy Randomly Bodies His French Project (Je Vais Au Club)
YouTube video by Ashley Everhart
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Dusty the Goat @goatdust.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Simpsons' Helen Lovejoy asking "won't somebody please think the roads"
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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stellarsellards.bsky.social @stellarsellards.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Every note is falsetto
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A two panel comic strip The Oatmeal

Two cavemen:
“HEY, I BET I CAN DRAW 1,000 DICKS BEFORE YOU CAN DRAW 1,000 BOOBS.”

“A GAME OF DICK-BOOB, IS IT?”

An excited researcher announcing the team’s findings:

10,000 YEARS LATER

“WE BELIEVE
WEVE DISCOVERED
A NEOLITHIC
FERTILITY
CULT.”
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Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Argonian cop named Turns-Off-Bodycam
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Iain Clark But In The Fog @iainjclarkart.com · 24/08/2026
OR WHY NOT TRY (At the chippie today in Northumberland.)
BLACK PUDDING £5.75 OR £9.75 WITH CHIPS.

OR WHY NOT TRY

BLAGGIS!

HALF BLACK PUDDING AND HALF HAGGIS

£5.75 OR £9.75 WITH CHIPS.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 19/08/2026
merrily reminded of one of the all-time great old Twitter posts
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Lett @lettuces.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
If you see this, post a knight>:) 🖤🖤🖤
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.
A gravestone marked as follows with a picture of a semi truck above it and a small black dog to the left of it.

SPEARS
LEONARD

MAY 2, 1943 KAZABAZUA, QUEBEC
MAY 3, 2013 OTTAWA, ONTARIO

BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE, TRUCKIN' AND F___IN'S ALL HE CRAVED
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Judge Judy and Executive Dysfunction @judgyjudes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sibling has to surrender their dog because he keeps attacking another dog in the house because of his anxiety. The shelter they reached out to said he isn't a candidate for adoption but he is for euthanasia and I wish a very fuck you forever that Boston-area shelter. Look at this good boy.
A white dog with brown spots sits on a road with his gigantic tongue lolling out while his person holds his leash coiled around their arm at his back. There's natural grasses and a house and out in the background is Boston Harbor.A white dog with brown spots and his gigantic tongue lolling out enjoys playing on the grass with Boston Harbor in the background.A white dog with brown spots—with his gigantic tongue still lolling out—stands beside the bank of an inlet near Hull, Massachusetts enjoying a cooler day out.
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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Please let the Council die. This is not a drill.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I don’t care how many transgender kids are in sports. The number doesn’t matter and I wish people would stop saying it’s just a few so it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter if it’s 1, 10, or 100 million. American kids no matter gender identity have the right of life liberty and pursuit of happiness.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 21/07/2026
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social please enjoy this storytelling masterclass, this emotional voyage, this impeccable sense of pacing and timing
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wheeling out this classic. RIP Anne "Bone Farmer" Widdecombe
"Bone Farmer" comic by Mattie Lunchansky. Brief summary (sorry!): Two young-ish adults are commiserating the death of the "Bone Farmer", a terrifying monster who breaks into people's homes and steal their skeletons. They say while they didn't agree with him ideologically "in regards to skeleton ownership", they respected his tenacity (and look at his little bow tie!). The last panel is someone without a skeleton in a large vat saying, unsurprisingly, that they disagree.
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Jonas Hallgren @nyheter.nu · 07/07/2026
Haaland Oates
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/07/2026
Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History
Graham Platner Clarifies He Covered Penis With Tattoo After Learning About Its Troubling History
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ayowhose.bsky.social @ayowhose.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The jolly japester and perennial election candidate Count Binface depicted in the style of the famous Obama ‘Hope’ poster.
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peligrin @pel.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Wanted to capture the full exchange
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This is art.
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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
doctor: you have synesthesia me: I see what you’re saying doctor: yes I know, you can stop telling me that
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now
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Garrett Gilchrist @garrettgilchrist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 19/06/2026
In accordance with ancient tradition, our next Prime Minister is announced to the nation while standing between a furry and a man with a bin on his head.
A victorious Andy Burnham MP (24,937 votes), as the result of the Makerfield by-election is announced, flanked by defeated candidates Count Binface (a bloke in a vaguely sci-fi costume with a large bin for a helmet; 95 votes) and Robert Pownall (who is in a full body fox costume, holding a sign reading "Protect British Wildlife"; 18 votes). There are some other candidates there just out of shot but that's not important right now.

Photo: Jon Super/AP
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 18/06/2026
28H

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"Wow, I'm so glad my camouflage allows me to blend into this wall!" I said to myself.

Little did I know, the man who fucks walls was rapidly approaching.

Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/TwoSentenceHorror

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abby (spooky) @stabbyabby.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Everyone shut up I finally got a video of Jyn doing her cartoon snoring thing
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15/06/2026
fellator on tumblr: "this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play"
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 16/06/2026
I'm also saying that the greatest DOCTOR WHO works ever released are VANDERDEKEN'S CHILDREN (Christopher Bulis, 1998) THE SCARLET EMPRESS (Paul Magrs, 1999) DEMONTAGE (Justin Richards, 1999) UNNATURAL HISTORY (Kate Orman & Jonathan Blum, 1999),
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William Gillis 🏴 @rechelon.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
British parents should be abolished.
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
StaceyCKS @StaceyCKs1
Noticed that my vodka supply was dwindling. Confronted 23 and 17, who pointed the finger at 14, who guiltily confessed to making penne allá vodka "several times" over the last month. Didn't believe her, watched her execute it flawlessly. I guess it's a TikTok thing?

Public Universal Homie @KurtBeTweeting
Imagine the pressure she was under making that pasta to prove her innocence. Probably felt like iron chef in there
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Sascha Stronach🏳️‍⚧️, The Sunforge out now @understatesmen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
imagine you hear 1000 people are celebrating hitler's birthday so you roll up with 60 of your buddies and beat the shit out of them, incredible stones on these lads
A similar program dedicated to punching Nazis was organized by Meyer Lansky in New York. Lansky's efforts—which included 1938's so-called Battle of Yorkville Casino, in which 60 Jewish-American World War I vets wearing American Legion caps fought the 1,000-strong German American Bund at a birthday party for Hitler
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oh I'm sorry I thought this was America
Image via Dreamworks Animation
Politics
Ohio journalist arrested, colleague believes because he texted Shrek genitals to state senator
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/06/2026
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
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Dejan Pantic @serbianism.com · 06/06/2026
Adorable young kestrels surprised by a butterfly.
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MAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
CEREAL IS A PSYOP. THE BOX IS RECTANGULAR. THE BOWL IS ROUND. THE MILK IS WHITE. THE FLAKES ARE BROWN. NOTHING ABOUT IT MATCHES. WHO BENEFITS. FOLLOW THE GEOMETRY. THE GEOMETRY LEADS TO MICHIGAN. KELLOGG WAS A BIRDWATCHER. WHAT DID HE SEE IN THE TREES. WHAT DID THE TREES TELL HIM TO DO TO US
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Shitlibs are outraged by Bari Weiss, who I do not support, gutting 60 Minutes to appease Donald Trump, who I do not support. Why were they silent when I was shadow banned by M$DNC for noting the many progressive accomplishments of Vladimir Putin, who I also do not support? by Glenn Greenwald
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Tsveira @phantasm.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is still an all timer from her tbh
isabela @the4thbondsmith • 1d
i want to play magic the gathering with a girl who hits me when i lose


Halimede @HalimedeMF •1h
this is self-harm. please don't resort to that


isabela @the4thbondsmith • 11m
it's not self harm if another girl is doing it to me >.< beautiful women hurting me is one of my favorite activities you wouldn't deprive a girl of her hobbies would you

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what? no. consensual bdsm is fine. of course. I'm a lesbian - do you think I'm some kind of prude??? I mean the magic gathering part
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Okay I looked it up. “hold my beer” is a bigoted slur against neurodivergent folks.
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Dusty the Goat @goatdust.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Can't believe Paxton fucked a monkey
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Feminism made positive virtues available to all, so the only distinguishing feature of maleness are the vices we've historically been allowed to get away with.
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Eek🔞 @eekanant.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
loud as fuck cricket outside SHUT UP IM NOT GONNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Polyamorous songs would be very silly like 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘚𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘚𝘶𝘯𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘞𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘺
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A depressed meteor with a 5 o'clock shadow sits at a bar. It says "I'm so fucked up. I can't live with myself knowing the death that I've caused." A person in a trenchcoat, scarf and fedora walks in and asks "are you the meteor that killed the dinosaurs?" The meteor replies "maybe... who are you?" The mysterious figure reveals itself to be a Triceratops, who hold a gun up to the meteor's head. It says "you should have finished the job, Mr. Meteor." The meteor grabs the barrel of the gun and jams it to its forehead. A single tear rolling down it's cheek, it shouts "DO IT!!! DO IT!!!"
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