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Scott Melchionda

@scoo-capybara.bsky.social
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He/I am Him, I love everyone that the regime hates. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸 Artist, teacher, widower, Dad, D&D Lefty software running on conservative hardware. All cruelty springs from weakness. -Seneca

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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 02/10/2026
"A dozen orcs stormed the Palantir offices in Seattle this week to apply for jobs at the surveillance tech company. Palantir's militarized AI products attracted the horde of orcs, who hoped that their history of serving the Dark Lords would land them a gig. Unfortunately, Palantir didn't bite." 🤣
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cartoonist: Steve Jones
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“No weirdos” said Pete Hegesth, inspecting the troops morning tumescence.
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
'Flock' Isn't The Only One.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, gee, this certainly makes $6 per gallon diesel worth it
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No you do not.
AT&T Wants Your Feedback

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White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 29/09/2026
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees.
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Forget wood chippers for the Cornell 57, for a high volume job like this you want a quad shaft industrial shredder. #cornell #chiphi
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Spen Shredder Destroys Blue Barrel
Alt: Four shaft Shredder Destroys Blue Barrel
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Frank Amari @frankamari.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's cartoon by Nick Anderson. The demographic that actually purchases heavy-duty diesel trucks and fills them up at the pump is highly specific: Gender: Fully 90% of diesel truck buyers are men. Race: More than 84% identify as white.
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SFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
50 years ago today, Stevie Wonder's 'Songs in the Key of Life' was released. It spent thirteen consecutive weeks at number one on the Billboard 200 and won a Grammy for Album of the Year...
Album cover for Stevie Wonder's 'Songs In The Key Of Life."
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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☃️Del🫶🫂💎🦋🐜🏳️‍⚧️❤️‍🔥🪽 @olafprettysky4fwmf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If CONSERVATIVE women are so beautiful...... WHY do they NEED to continuously get GENDER AFFIRMING SURGERIES????
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Frog and Toad looked into a mirror. “We look brave,” said Frog. “Yes, but are we?” asked Toad.
Frog and Toad gaze at their own reflections in a mirror. Toad holds in his hands a book titled "Fairy Tales."

From "Dragons and Giants"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My Dungeons & Dragons character class Boston pronunciation tier list #dnd #dungeonsanddragons
A Dungeons & Dragons character class tier list

Row S: Barbarian, Bard, Fighter, Ranger

Row A: Sorcerer, Warlock

Row B: Wizard, Druid

Row C: Paladin, Cleric

Row D: Rogue, Monk
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CEO pay is up 1,316% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 28%. CEOs are now paid 325 TIMES as much as the typical worker in their industry, according to @epi.org Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Astrea1965(pic is©️)💙🌊🦋🐸 @astrea1965.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT HANG THEMSELVES FROM TREES. This man was discovered just before 8AM this morning & it was immediately ruled a suicide by the medical examiner. This is Upper Marlboro, Maryland. THIS IS NOT NORMAL! #BLM Reporting by NBC4 Washington on IG. substack.com/@letsgetinto...
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Again. BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT HANG THEMSELVES FROM TREES. This man was discovered just before 8AM this morning and it was immediately ruled a suicide by the medical examiner. This happened in Upper...
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Not long after my son came out to me as Bi, we were driving home from school and stopped to pick up a cable I’d ordered online. I looked at him and said “Pal, I know what it says on the sign, but as far as I’m concerned, you’re the Best Bi.” The eye roll was audible. Happy Bi Visibility Day! #bi
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
To all the bigots out there freaking out about halal labeling on food, I’m afraid there’s more bad news: 1234567890.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 21/09/2026
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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ᑎᗩTᑌᖇᗩᒪ, ᒪIKE ᐯEᖇᑎOᑎ @naturallikevernon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump died and got buried at Mar-Lago. A man went to the airport and said, "I need a ticket to go piss on Trump's grave." The agent said, "Yes, sir. Here's a ticket to Los Angeles." The guy said, "Los Angeles?! But Trump's buried in Florida!" The agent said, "Yes, sir, but the back of the line..."
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James @tuocodem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching Aaron Rodgers’ Steelers vs Robert Kraft’s Patriots.
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David Cavlovic🇨🇦🍁 @davidcavlovic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Im renaming my router to WOMEN USING HONEYTRAPS TO HUMILIATE ICE AGENTS
NOLTE: FBI WARNS OF LEFTIST WOMEN USING HONEYTRAPS TO HUMILIATE ICE AGENTS
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Inexplicably, Converse Global Senior Creative Director Stephen Keating has not turned off his comments on LinkedIn.
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I will never ever wear Converse All-Stars again. What a disgrace.
Not content with a single dog whistle, Converse sneakers has taped several of them together to make a pan flute in this ad illustration of a person in a white dress holding a pair of black converse allstar sneakers lit in a way that makes it look like a Ku Klux Klan hood next to the dangling feet of a lynching victim, at time in history where dozen lynchings (that we know of) of Black people in the Deep South. The
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THIS IS THE FUTURE THE DSA WANTS
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Another entry for 2026, the year of disbelief: iOS 27’s Siri actually works now. I told it “Make the selected text title caps” and it it just did it. I know they’re getting some help from Gemini and ChatGPT for some aspects of Apple Intelligence, but sheesh.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING: Electric Dream Machine have dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour. #edsheeran #electricdreammachine #IASIP
Electric Dream Machine performing Day Man
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What are they using to keep Mitch McConnell alive, a nonlethal version of the Joker’s smile gas?
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Una Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:
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Trump and all GOP/MAGA are Pedophiles! @budincanada.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fuck Trump and all the degenerate pedophiles that still support him.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran is worth more than $300 million. How much more do you need to gain a little courage to stand up against genocide?
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you are attacking Doctors Without Borders or World Central Kitchen, you are wrong and can get fucked.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Andreas 🇨🇦 Fella 💙 #AbolishICE, #SlavaUkraini @andreasor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
vt.tiktok.com/ZSquewFCn/ #911-NYC #RacistPOS
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Sandieglo @sandieglo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Replacing Scrub Parent sponges always looks like Faces of Meth.
A pair of Scrub Mommy sponges, one new, one old.
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please stay.
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