Reposted by Scott MelchiondaMelissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 02/10/2026"A dozen orcs stormed the Palantir offices in Seattle this week to apply for jobs at the surveillance tech company. Palantir's militarized AI products attracted the horde of orcs, who hoped that their history of serving the Dark Lords would land them a gig. Unfortunately, Palantir didn't bite." 🤣 842170594
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Naomi Klein Is Spot On....... 15786903373
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Cartoonist: Steve Jones 1113663927
Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“No weirdos” said Pete Hegesth, inspecting the troops morning tumescence. 010
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaChris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 02/10/2026'Flock' Isn't The Only One. 510562
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaGeorge Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Well, gee, this certainly makes $6 per gallon diesel worth it 1539106652160
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaOutspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Black folks don’t hang themselves from trees. 294137104601
Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Forget wood chippers for the Cornell 57, for a high volume job like this you want a quad shaft industrial shredder. #cornell #chiphistatic.klipy.comSpen Shredder Destroys Blue BarrelAlt: Four shaft Shredder Destroys Blue Barrel 011
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaFrank Amari @frankamari.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today's cartoon by Nick Anderson. The demographic that actually purchases heavy-duty diesel trucks and fills them up at the pump is highly specific: Gender: Fully 90% of diesel truck buyers are men. Race: More than 84% identify as white. 411118352
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaSFDB @sfdb.bsky.social · 29/09/202650 years ago today, Stevie Wonder's 'Songs in the Key of Life' was released. It spent thirteen consecutive weeks at number one on the Billboard 200 and won a Grammy for Album of the Year... 1022190298
Reposted by Scott Melchionda☃️Del🫶🫂💎🦋🐜🏳️⚧️❤️🔥🪽 @olafprettysky4fwmf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If CONSERVATIVE women are so beautiful...... WHY do they NEED to continuously get GENDER AFFIRMING SURGERIES???? 1915615
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Frog and Toad looked into a mirror. “We look brave,” said Frog. “Yes, but are we?” asked Toad. 101050171
Reposted by Scott Melchiondadarren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026 333111592869
Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My Dungeons & Dragons character class Boston pronunciation tier list #dnd #dungeonsanddragons 010
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026CEO pay is up 1,316% since 1978, while typical worker pay is up just 28%. CEOs are now paid 325 TIMES as much as the typical worker in their industry, according to @epi.org Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"? 15861972373
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaAstrea1965(pic is©️)💙🌊🦋🐸 @astrea1965.bsky.social · 22/09/2026🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT HANG THEMSELVES FROM TREES. This man was discovered just before 8AM this morning & it was immediately ruled a suicide by the medical examiner. This is Upper Marlboro, Maryland. THIS IS NOT NORMAL! #BLM Reporting by NBC4 Washington on IG. substack.com/@letsgetinto...substack.comLetsGetIntoIt2025 (@letsgetintoit2025)Again. BLACK PEOPLE DO NOT HANG THEMSELVES FROM TREES. This man was discovered just before 8AM this morning and it was immediately ruled a suicide by the medical examiner. This happened in Upper... 2838911857
Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Not long after my son came out to me as Bi, we were driving home from school and stopped to pick up a cable I’d ordered online. I looked at him and said “Pal, I know what it says on the sign, but as far as I’m concerned, you’re the Best Bi.” The eye roll was audible. Happy Bi Visibility Day! #bi 010
Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026To all the bigots out there freaking out about halal labeling on food, I’m afraid there’s more bad news: 1234567890. 000
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaᑎᗩTᑌᖇᗩᒪ, ᒪIKE ᐯEᖇᑎOᑎ @naturallikevernon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Trump died and got buried at Mar-Lago. A man went to the airport and said, "I need a ticket to go piss on Trump's grave." The agent said, "Yes, sir. Here's a ticket to Los Angeles." The guy said, "Los Angeles?! But Trump's buried in Florida!" The agent said, "Yes, sir, but the back of the line..." 15354031231
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaJames @tuocodem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Watching Aaron Rodgers’ Steelers vs Robert Kraft’s Patriots. 542480314
Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Im renaming my router to WOMEN USING HONEYTRAPS TO HUMILIATE ICE AGENTS 010
Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Inexplicably, Converse Global Senior Creative Director Stephen Keating has not turned off his comments on LinkedIn. 000
Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I will never ever wear Converse All-Stars again. What a disgrace. 010
Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Another entry for 2026, the year of disbelief: iOS 27’s Siri actually works now. I told it “Make the selected text title caps” and it it just did it. I know they’re getting some help from Gemini and ChatGPT for some aspects of Apple Intelligence, but sheesh. 010
Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 17/09/2026BREAKING: Electric Dream Machine have dropped out of the Ed Sheeran tour. #edsheeran #electricdreammachine #IASIP 010
Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What are they using to keep Mitch McConnell alive, a nonlethal version of the Joker’s smile gas? 120
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaUna Mullally @unamullally.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram: 142104012158
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaTrump and all GOP/MAGA are Pedophiles! @budincanada.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Fuck Trump and all the degenerate pedophiles that still support him. 2344160920
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ed Sheeran is worth more than $300 million. How much more do you need to gain a little courage to stand up against genocide? 36676481378
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaPam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If you are attacking Doctors Without Borders or World Central Kitchen, you are wrong and can get fucked. 14478531301
Reposted by Scott MelchiondaAndreas 🇨🇦 Fella 💙 #AbolishICE, #SlavaUkraini @andreasor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026vt.tiktok.com/ZSquewFCn/ #911-NYC #RacistPOS 18023
Scott Melchionda @scoo-capybara.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Replacing Scrub Parent sponges always looks like Faces of Meth. 010