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Jez Kemp

@jezkemp.bsky.social
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Designer, musician, creator of Horned Warrior Friends webcomic. He/him 🦖🦄💖🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ www.jezkemp.co.uk

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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our government thinks you're a terrorist if you protest this.
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Stop Funding Hate @stopfundinghate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today's GB News TV advertisers include *Tufferman *Boxt *Haltonlifts *Dialaflight *WeFixLondon *AllClearTravel *Dobel *Elmhurst *Maxus *Dreams2RealityCompetitions *CopperhouseFilms *Love2Stay *ThomasPaineHotel *YourUnbelievaBowl *ArdenParks *AcornStairlifts *AgeCareBathrooms *AquaWarehouse *Sonori
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Google Pixel: Here's your new phone! Add your own stuff to the right. Swipe left for news, offers, promotions and AI garbage! Customers: But what if I don't want any of that? What if I want my stuff to the left as well? Google Pixel: Well you CAN'T 😡 the left panel is a sacred space for garbage!!
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy equinox for yesterday you absolute badgers
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Alex Kanefsky (he/him) @alexkanefsky.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Firstly: Calvin Robinson, I fucking knew it. Secondly: you’re welcome folks: that’s a lot of good stuff to be responsible for. Thirdly: Jesus Christ tech companies are so beyond evil they operate in a completely post-moral space
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Facebook Moderation belongs in the same category of cryptid as Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster. Not once has it removed a post I've reported. Not literal Nazi stuff, not even the advert for cloned credit cards that openly said "We're selling cloned credit cards"
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Amrk @amrk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Incredible
It is the Jews. It has always been the Jews.
Not all of them, but always them.
There is no avoiding this truth. Everything else is a distraction. Once you notice, you cannot unsee.
Marxism/Communism/Socialism, Bolshevism, Feminism, Liberalism/Libertarianism, Anarchism, Psychoanalysis, Critical Theories, transvestism/ transexualism/transgenderism, racism,
Neoconservatism, Zionism.f
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Been absolutely smashing #Hades2 and I present to you, accidental trans ally Dionysus
Screen grab from Hades 2, where the god Dionysus (a topless masc person with long purple hair and a leopard print loincloth) is meeting Melinoë for the first time, mistaking her for her brother Zagreus from the first Hades game: "Now who is this, what sort of Nymph do we have here? Not from the waters nor from the woods, but wait wait wait! Those, Zag man is that you? You've changed, I like it!"
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Beveridge's Law Of Headlines strikes again. Fash-laundering clowns at BBC News literally cannot say the word "corruption"
Screenshot of a BBC News headline "Can Trump pay $5,000 to every American adult if Republicans win midterm elections?" It's a shameless headline, designed to make Trump and his fash circle more acceptable, just like they've been laundering him for the last 12 years.
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Nadia Whittome MP @nadiawhittomemp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When blackshirts are marching through the streets of Dover and Portsmouth, the focus shouldn’t be on the disruption they cause, but on their fascist ideology and deliberate intimidation of migrants and people of colour. [1/2]
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I knew today was going to be big. I didn’t know we’d have so many volunteers that we’d leaflet the ENTIRE constituency in just two hours (!!) - 80,000 leaflets. And we got to speak to so many people on their doorsteps. This is how we win this campaign. Thank you, everyone. 🙏🏽
Huge crowd on Primrose Hill with Vote Green signs
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'd take the BBC News "TOP HEADLINE" coverage more seriously if they didn't have a fetish for farright hate politics.
BBC News website top story about "projecting" the farright AFD being "set for" big wins in Saxony, a single German province
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is true of all parties and it’s what I mean when I say: the press decide. If they decide your party is great and it should be booming in the polls, it’s plain sailing. If they decide you should fuck off, they suddenly start noticing your scandals.
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Amazing time at Cozfest 2026. Big love to the family, festival crew, the bubblegun heroes, my mate Ste AKA V.A.N.C.E. for this pic, the dinosaur in the audience, and everyone there. Support your local festival! 🫧🦖💖🛸 #livemusic #bubbles #indierock
A photo of Jez Kemp, a white guy with spiky hair and a red guitar, on stage at Cozfest. There are 800000 bubbles in the photo
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lads, I'm reading Dungeon Crawler Carl, maybe 1/3 through the first book. It's incredibly silly, very stupid, and I absolutely love it
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Whatever you call it, you just made all the goods we buy that come across our border more expensive. Michigan, he’s asking us to pay for his vanity trade war with our money.
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Stop Funding Hate @stopfundinghate.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Commentators dehumanising refugees as a "plague" who "pollute" and "infest this country" - here's what Ikea are supporting by advertising on Rupert Murdoch's Talk radio... Take action: www.facebook.com/IKEAUK/
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I was about to share a live demo of my new song "ALIEN SIGNALS IN ESTATE AGENT WINDOWS". Then Bluesky said videos are 3mins max. Thanks Bluesky. I guess you can watch it on Instagram, an app I strongly dislike, owned by a robot billionaire! Cool! www.instagram.com/reel/Dcaoq0c...
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Jez Kemp on Instagram: "[New song!] Cheeky live demo of new song ALIEN SIGNALS IN ESTATE AGENT WINDOWS 👽🛸🎸 I'm playing @Cozfest this Sat 29th August, tix in the bio! ☝️☝️☝️ #rock #aliens #newmusic #pu...
7 likes, 1 comments - jezkempinsta on August 24, 2026: "[New song!] Cheeky live demo of new song ALIEN SIGNALS IN ESTATE AGENT WINDOWS 👽🛸🎸 I'm playing @Cozfest this Sat 29th August, tix in the bio! ☝️...
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Elanor @elanorandthearts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
CALLING LONDONERS 📣 My friend has spent FIVE YEARS developing her play—a queer horror story—and she's hardly sold any tickets. She's travelling down from Leeds and I'm devastated 🥺 The Haunting of Verity Evans, The Hope Theatre, 25th–26th August. I hope you'll join me! Please share if you can't!
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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm not going to name names, but part of the reason the industry tolerates them doing such disgraceful and unethical things is because of the in real life 'they're really nice in person, really!' defence Of course they are! If they acted like that in real life they'd be ostracised & unemployable!
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
any democrat who hits the republicans too effectively gets told to knock it off. they're only supposed to playfight, throwing a real punch is out of line
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trashpandamario.bsky.social @trashpandamario.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just so I'm clear, this is the guy I'm supposed to be terrified of? The smiley dork in a bicycle helmet?
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is simply meaningless in a British context, it’s like ticking off a dog for barking. This is *what the British press is*, papers and broadcasters retain a roster of tame wingnuts and crackpots *specifically* to front up their multiple, relentless hate campaigns against everyone they despise.
A powerful and important piece from Alan Rusbridger in @prospect_uk
Serious allegaions deserved proper investigation. What Arday did not deserve was to be turned into a symbol of everything his critics despised, a human being consumed by a culture-war feeding frenzy.
Accountability must never cost us our sense of proportion, compassion and plain humanity.
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
September heatwave on the way?
A snapshot from the video of Brenda from Bristol's news interview where she finds out about the December 2017 election, the key takeaway catchphrase being "Not another one?!"
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is an inappropriate, credulous & politically biased BBC headline. The claims about savings will be sharply contested. News reports should not imclude what reads as an ediorial endorsememt in the headline www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/08/2026
It's me, a Telegraph columnist, taking a break screaming bloody murder about fairness in the women's sports I wouldn't be caught dead watching to wax lyrical about academic integrity in sociology, a field I consider to be fake, at institutions I consider to be communist indoctrination centers.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This Reform press release is currently the lead story on the BBC News website
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
England's water companies to hike customer bills by an extra £3.4bn. Over a trillion litres of water lost to leaky pipes Sewage dumped in rivers No new reservoirs since 1989 Exec pay and dividend bonanza Over 1,200 criminal convictions Still allowed to trade Captive customers fleeced.
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Water bills set to rise for many after firms permitted extra funding
Ofwat has given provisional approval for 13 water companies to charge customers more to pay for investments.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Not to be some wild-eyed innocent, but I think it should be slightly bigger news that The Lancet have crunched the numbers and found that Musk's USAID cuts will kill 14 million people. And that's just by 2030. That's 9,600 people a day, every day, until the next world cup rolls around.
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I do believe this, it is important, and I think it's a very useful angle. However... My work team inherited a process so complicated, I spent months decoding it, so I could solve it. My team didn't have the time/brain to understand the process fully, never mind the solution I was proposing. So...
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Andrew Facini @andrewfacini.com · 13/08/2026
But also this kind of detail is downstream of did you get enough food for the sailors and are you having them to be at sea for an entire year without break and are you asking them to fight a war without an ounce of strategy
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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
every single actor joining the new harry potter series saying "I don't agree with JK Rowling's opinions!"
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Walter S. Obchakeit @deathmetalpedals.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
One you might find surprising: the neighborhood arsonist. He’s been extremely helpful whenever I’ve had questions about smoke damage. Regardless of the public-facing commentary about all the homes he’s burned down, privately he’s been willing to engage, answer questions, and even recommend a good fire extinguisher. And I have appreciated that. Thank you.
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Lol, lmao, pathetic. You ever wondered how fascism wins? This is one of the ways
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've just seen that Clacton's turnout is 43%, 15%+ lower than the 2024 election. By-election turnouts are always lower but this has been a lot more high-profile than most and Farage has made the entire thing "let's show the establishment how much voters like me!" Pathetic. Cucked. Mogged by a bin.
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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
And the Prime Minister’s response? Talking about banning disposable BBQs instead of taking on the fossil fuel giants driving the crisis, while entertaining more North Sea oil and gas. The climate emergency is here. Act like it and DO SOMETHING NOW!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 13/08/2026
Hey everybody. I’ve seen the statement by Matt Karch, the CEO of Saber Entertainment, and all of the truly horrendous things he said about me. I think it should be obvious to anyone who reads that statement that he’s lashing out because he did not want people to know there was AI use in the game.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
I hate when my frantic attempts to change my fate ironically lead to the same outcome prophesied by the soothsayer
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Michael Clemens @mclem.org · 12/08/2026
Incredible. When E—n M—k & his crew obliterated USAID in a weekend, they deleted a vast trove of publicly-funded knowledge: the Development Experience Clearinghouse. A Canadian high school student (!) happened to have downloaded the entire thing for a project. AidData has now posted it for all.
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Before reimagining development data, remember what we’ve learned
Why we’re publishing a free, searchable, and ungated archive featuring a quarter-century of USAID evaluation reports.
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's not safe to stare directly at the sun, so here's my phone through 3 pairs of sunglasses #eclipse
A photo of the August 2026 eclipse seen from London at approx 6:55pm BST (UTC+1). The camera was struggling with the brightness so it's taken through 3 pairs of sunglasses, giving the sky a deep rich red colour. The sun is a chunky crescent at this stage.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My new response when anyone asks me to do anything
~ No, sir, I am not obliged to do any more. No man is obliged to do as much as he can do. A man is to have part of his life for himself.
-SAMUEL JoHNSON
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Girl on the Net @girlonthenet.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why is the @greenparty.org.uk holding a webinar tomorrow with Jo Bartosch, the author of this book? As well as being extremely right-wing (and anti-science) when it comes to porn, she is also extremely hostile to trans rights. www.amazon.co.uk/Pornocracy-J...
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Pornocracy : Bartosch, Jo, Jessel, Robert: Amazon.co.uk: Books
Pornocracy : Bartosch, Jo, Jessel, Robert: Amazon.co.uk: Books
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Today's not-total #eclipse for Ireland, Wales and England is around 6pm and will be fairly low in the sky – best to get a good view facing West. And as always, please don't stare directly at the sun. www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/map/...
Screenshot of a tool on timeanddate.com showing the state of today's eclipse (12th August 2026) at approx 6pm on a map of the world. The main orange area (still not a total eclipse) covers most of Ireland but only the very southwest and south of England.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
568) Bibot. Swings into action to correct misconceptions about bisexuality. No, it's not a phase. Yes, you're "still bi" in a monogamous relationship. No, it doesn't exclude gender-non-conforming people. Then swings away again. #SmallRobotsRemastered
A spherical robot suspended on a long, banded cable, swinging into view. It has two banded arms and one hand is both holding a bisexual pride flag (three horizontal stripes in pink, purple, and blue from top to bottom, with the purple thinner than the others) and pointing. It has an angry expression on its face and seems to be shouting. The flag is in colour, and the Small Robots Remastered logo is also in the same colours. Text in the bottom left reads, "suggested by @stillicides.bsky.social".
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Jez Kemp @jezkemp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Only a Sith deals in absolutes. The idea the USA shouldn't provide weapons to anyone anywhere, as if Ukraine is the same as Israel, is absolutely wild. The DSA isn't even that leftwing and yet there's this soft spot for Putin as some kind of villainised victim. Baffling
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darcyswickham.bsky.social @darcyswickham.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My son was born earlier this year. This is his first summer. We have bags of clothes he’s never worn as it’s dangerous to wear them in this heat. Every day we black out the windows as our flat gets too hot for him. Everything is too expensive and next year is going to be worse. BBC? It’s sunny!
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sadiq is saying the right things - but supporting a government that aren't taking necessary action. Labour haven't even called an emergency meeting about wildfires - let alone taken action. And why are they not nationalising the water companies? Join.greenparty.org.uk
This burning summer is the proof: the voices of climate denial aren't just delusional. They're deadly.Sadiq khan has posted "unbelievable" over a headline that says Thames Water gave finance boss a £1m signing on fee.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
An amazing situation for the right wing press to get themselves into: having to stomp down the far right they themselves created and promoted, to protect and prop up the Tories. And all the Tory leader has to do to profit from it is to sit tight, and not say or do anything too deranged. And yet
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