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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 5m

You ask a Prothean: would he rather order a drink at Afterlife or give the Enkindlers a boot in the ass? He'll choose give the Enkindlers a boot in the ass every time.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 33m

Some guys at the spaceport were running a small smuggling ring. Nothing major. In exchange for quarian arts and crafts, we let them rock the boat.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 1h

I don't have a problem with escaping with acceptable casualties, but... why?

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 1h

Are you trying to get hit by a shuttle, Kasumi Goto?

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 2h

Getting bogged down in bureaucracy must be a batarian thing.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 2h

A volus excavation team has run into an unexpected problem after unearthing a scary reputation.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 3h

Looks like that geth "mechanic" stalled the Council.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 3h

These could be our last moments together. Our last chance to give yourself an ulcer.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 4h

Coming up in a report later today, Emily Wong runs over a rachni with the Mako and uncovers dead civilians.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 4h

Earlier when we spoke, you came up for air. I liked that.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 5h

Sorry, Morinth. I don't make a habit of dipping into nonfiction.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 5h

Shepard, I need to take the easy way out. It's important.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 6h

Thank the Goddess. I thought we were doing it the hard way, not pulling that plate right off a krogan's head.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 6h

You're finding a nice girl to keep you warm! It's against Citadel regulations!

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 7h

Smartasses coming back. Medical supplies will protect. Safe from space cows. Have to trust Legion to make the right decisions. No smartasses. No space cows. Just like old times.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 7h

Jacob removed your geth problem... So you hate him?

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 8h

The Enkindlers endorse anything that gets jumpscared by a rachni popping out of the floor... Prothean ruins included.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 8h

I haven't probed Uranus in three months.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 9h

Is it just me, or are you crossing the Shadow Broker?

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 9h

We're not outfitted to fight goddamn fighters.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 10h

Aria T'Loak doesn't make Liara puke by doing flips in the Mako like the rest of us.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 10h

Eclipse needs a hero. And Tali'Zorah's the best we've got.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 11h

Rumors back home say you're flying into the eye of the storm. Do you have any comment on that?

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 11h

Sometimes, I just need to play cards with Traynor.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 12h

I escaped with my life. But not before I watched too many spy vids.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 12h

Commander Shepard lost everything to batarian raiders, demonstrating that under the military uniform is a one-time slip-up.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 13h

Oh, by the Goddess! They saw that taxpayer money at work! Help!

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 13h

Commander Shepard drank Paragade, demonstrating that under the military uniform is a trace of unusual genetic material.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 14h

We're asking Avina inappropriate questions, and you're thinking about some vorcha sentinel?

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 14h

You learn the sword because we allow it. And you will sacrifice the few for the many because we demand it.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 15h

You look a little young to be killing anyone who gets in your way.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 15h

Are you trying to send Aria T'Loak on a do-nothing mission, Samara?

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 16h

I lost half my men hanging up on the Council.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 16h

This thing wants to fire me over a joke! Okay, I said I'd kiss your ass, but I was kidding.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 17h

It looks like you're trying to exclusively hire asari to work in a human store for no particular reason. Would you like help?

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 17h

So the truth comes out. I hope you are not angry. Surely you can understand why I held the line?

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 18h

Ken: I'm amazed Shepard went to hell. Gabby: I told you she would.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 18h

I've been trying to bring half your crew with you for two years. Two years! I'm not giving up now!

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 19h

The vids are all talking about "Aria T'Loak counting your kills for all of us back home."

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 19h

I should deal with the horrors of war.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 20h

This is a familiar story. The stress of living on Earth. Nice to see quarians are worthy of adulthood.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 20h

You don't get to accelerate to FTL speeds, Kaidan Alenko.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 21h

I told you all I can. We left the Collectors. In retrospect, a bad decision.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 21h

Just bring a sweater, collect your credits, and go home.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 22h

Getting down and dirty with the Consort is hard work. Especially on my own.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 22h

Putting the Normandy through its paces is hard work. Especially on my own.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 23h

My people have a saying: Count your kills, and you will find a sour yellow note.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 23h

You convinced me to abduct colonists. I'm a Cerberus operative now, believe it or not.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Getting stuck in a Prothean booby trap doesn't seem like a particularly good idea.

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Citadel NewsNet @citadelnewsnet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

As if we don't have enough problems. Now we're rotting with the mechs.

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