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Reposted by Greg KJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2025well i was hoping my son would start sports gambling today. parents, you know how it is. the 4-month mark's a big development window. if he misses this super bowl he has to wait a whole year to bet on the next one. it's just a hard world out there and he needs to understand that he could be a winner 522872249
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Reposted by Greg KRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/01/2025The funniest go-to expert in sports broadcasting is CBS occasionally throwing it to Jay Feely before a field goal so he can say “yeah this guy can make this field goal” 2099427
Reposted by Greg KKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Imagine if tech companies could convince you that AI knows you better than you know yourself, make you trust it unfailingly. Imagine that the VC ghouls who built them could, say, unload failing real estate they bought in AZ by having your AI suggest you move there. Wouldn't that be cool for them? 1649075
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Reposted by Greg Kcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/01/2025instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is 215128381092
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Reposted by Greg KClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 13/01/2025every time you post a great joke and people laugh you should say to yourself, “wow, one of the richest men in the world bought one of the internet’s most vital global communications platforms and stomped it into rubble in a fit of shrieking toddler hysterics because he cannot do what I am doing” 182225413
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Reposted by Greg KJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025What you can't see in this photo of a Cybertruck parked at a fire hydrant is that it's also a few feet off the curb, blocking a very busy roadway 14929
Reposted by Greg KJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/01/2025just watched sesame street with my son. i don’t know. it’s not like i’m too good for it, it’s just that i know most of this stuff already. like, i work in journalism. i know 23 letters of the alphabet and i’m confident i’ll learn the rest over the course of my work. i don’t need a tv show for that 376155751411
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Reposted by Greg KDrew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Resolutions are much more fun when you force them on others instead of yourself. So my resolution for all of you this year is to that you guys learn how to park. 3250727
Reposted by Greg KRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 01/01/2025364 days a year, CNN's business plan is to let the worst lobbyists on Earth argue over each other. yet on this one day it becomes "get drunk and ask Lenny Kravitz where he is most ticklish" 221858233
Reposted by Greg KJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 31/12/2024I still don't remember when we voted on full-body deoderant becoming a thing 161208
Reposted by Greg KAmanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Every kicker this season is either good from 65 or can’t hit a PAT. The very special ones are both 1530112
Reposted by Greg KMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024It’s the most wonderful time of the year: when a bunch of fanbases start arguing online that their QB deserves MVP bc his supporting cast ain’t shit 😭 85100151
Reposted by Greg KPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Who was in charge of font spacing for this episode of MR. ED? 1552255452548
Reposted by Greg KPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 29/12/2024Aaron Rodgers “totally blows”? [condescending chuckle] I’m guessing you follow MAINSTREAM stats. 873982
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Reposted by Greg KRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/12/2024we are approaching the point where the "you need a VCR to watch the last Cowboys super bowl win" bit will increasingly be met with "what's a VCR" 2151778
Reposted by Greg KDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Obviously it's grim and I hate how the technology has been used, but it's still funny to read stories about social media/media companies attempting to integrate ChatGPT-style AI into their stuff. It's like if Kellogg's was trying to find a way to get "a fistful of ground glass" into every product. 421958334
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Greg K @gkerkvliet.bsky.social · 27/12/2024@davidjroth.bsky.social I don’t know if this is of interest, but my town had a father and son named Rick Beveridge (pronounced the way you assume). They weren’t really the types of guys to go by Rich. 110
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Reposted by Greg KJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 25/12/2024Home Alone is real because it wasn't until like 2005 that adults began paying any attention to children's whereabouts 721624
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Reposted by Greg KPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 11/12/2024Rivalry over, permanently. Michigan wins 1548869
