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Ryan Hana @ryanhanawwp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If Ilitch & Red Wings management want to salvage the situation & stop the bleeding, they need to make amends with Edvinsson & get a 7 year deal done then immediately pivot to Cat. This isn't just about Edvinsson anymore. Detroit's in freefall & there's a LONG way down. #LGRW

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have canceled my monthly Detroit Sports Net subscription and deleted the DRW app from my phone.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Looking like she belongs as part of the Big Heads in the Detroit Thanksgiving parade.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I would go to war and implement Sharia Law for Abdul El-Sayed.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Thinking about how my college roommate thought Abraham Lincoln was the worst president. Wonder who he votes for now

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My over-caffeinated ass and my maple syruped-ass toddler and I are about to hit the grocery store. Pray for the general public.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Watching my daughter eat Ritz crackers for the first time and seeing her realize that they may just be the most dehydrating food on Planet Earth is truly hilarious.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Reality TV show ideas: Dude Island USA. It's just 16 episodes of dudes being bros with new dudes being introduced and voted off until the perfect collection of dudes is found.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One of the best experiences is finding a band that hits on absolutely every level. Open City is the real deal. Just incredible shit. youtu.be/HxRwP77XZ7M?...

youtu.be

OPEN CITY - Black Veils (Official Video)

YouTube video by End Hits Records

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You ever think about how the ladybug, the the cutest of bugs, is an apex predator?

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

💕 fighting with idiots on the internet is my love language 💕

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Had an Uncrustable for the first time today. I get it now.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Writing and deleting LinkedIn comments repeatedly.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Every time my coworker misspells or mispronounces someone's name, I have to resist launching across the desk in a flurry of furious anger.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Let's be honest, birders. No one can actually tell fall warblers apart from each other. Not even David Sibley.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Thousands of men in southeast Michigan are staring at their lawns today and saying "Wow, we really needed that."

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I don't even watch the WNBA and u have very strong opinions about this.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Listening to Rage Against the Machine while driving my Cadillac into my subdivision, for which I serve on the HOA board as secretary. I am the resistance.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

The fact that I find linen so fucking itchy, despite it being allegedly quite sure, really cements my place on the spectrum.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I am 🤏 close to finishing the first Dungeon Crawler Carl book. Delightful candy reading.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

We must be doing something right because our daughter is in a blanket fort with her stuffed animals telling them "I'll keep you safe. And loved." 🥹

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Oh what do you know, a Gildan shirt has turned into a crop top with one wash.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Every dude knows where Rolling Rock is brewed and we don't even know how we know this.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I love how Zohran is just like "Yeah, we're going to do this" and just does it. Really pulls the veil down on what's actually possible if politicians had even a single vertebrae.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Why is this so hard for people to understand?

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The benefits of my CPAP machine seem to know no bounds. I drove to and from Grand Rapids today, 2+ hours each way, and didn't even get tired. Walked in the door at 1:40 a.m. I've been up since 6:30. Turns out oxygen is great for energy??

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

People should not be allowed to get a meaningful tattoo for their first tattoo. Folks are out there ruining prime real estate with upside-down nonsense because "it's for me." You look silly with a portrait flipped on its head, dude.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The newspaper owned by one of the world's richest men publishing an article with the subhead of "Billionaires don't have enough money to foot the bill" is beyond parody.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Whoever taught men language was a fool. Talk about an apocalyptic mistake.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I don’t know if Hailey Bieber is Justin’s wife, sister, or both

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My daughter is dipping strawberries in ketchup

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

There are too many music genres

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Love Island would be truly amazing if everyone was bisexual.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

John James finally did something good for the environment. Without his dumbass mailer, I would not have been able to trap and relocate the firefly from inside our house to our garden. Thanks, John James!

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I love meat too much to be vegan but I unwillingly saw a clip of what happens to unwanted chicks on chicken farms and it's the only thing that's ever made me consider going vegan. We are an awful species.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Walked into the bathroom and Johnny Cash's "Amazing Grace" is playing and now I'm crying and pissing

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

My disdain for fireworks grows every six months.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

God damn, this makes me miss my friend so much.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Cool thing about this new job is that everyone is like, “omg everything is on fire” and then they tell me we have two weeks to do the project. Two weeks!? That’s a lifetime compared to my last gig. Holy hell, this rips.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Sometimes I think about the time I rubbed my forehead raw while getting a tattoo.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Has the Supreme Court ruled if the Second Amendment applies to spatulas?

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

The Wings aren’t doing shit so I am punishing myself by listening to the remastered edition of Metallica’s “Reload.”

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I know trades require two willing parties but fuck me if the Wings don't do anything before/during the draft.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

@jjfromkansas.bsky.social's secret second account?

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I will never understand how players like Pekka Rinne, a Very Good Goalie, with two individual awards and zero Cups can be inducted into the Hockey HOF but Chris Osgood can't. Ozzie has three Cups, two Jennings trophies with more than a decade between them, and FOUR HUNDRED AND ONE WINS.

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mike @mikeisastooge.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I keep thinking about the most recent Subway Takes where that dude makes an ethical argument that pets shouldn't exist, which is bullshit. Anyone who's taken in a pet knows you are setting yourself up for deep sadness. The love we share with pets is unlike anything else and we don't deserve them.

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