hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 22/10/2023Got kicked out of the liberry again cuz a couple people complained about my therapy goose Insane Willie. 191394290
Jimmy L 📚 @jimmylabe.bsky.social · 01/11/2023i hope you're not like the guy who goosed ME at the library. he claimed it was therapy too. 010
Michael Marquis Albright @chicagomstie.bsky.social · 21/12/2025It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a MAGNIFICENT goose. 010
Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 06/02/2026'Liberry' employee who witnessed events described above: tozzi, your goose is never Insane Willie when you first visit, upon-entrance-to-the-liberry-Willie is demure but radiant, serving quietly. It's only when ya show him that shit from the internet that he goes bonkers and YOU KNOWIT!!! 110
Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 21/12/2025this is one of my favorite posts, karen 150
Keene Maverick, druid @keenemaverick.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Careful, or your face might turn red, like a strawbrary 010
Busted Bear Productions @cedarstreetentgrp.bsky.social · 19/02/2025media.tenor.coma stuffed goose wearing sunglasses is driving a car on a road .ALT: a stuffed goose wearing sunglasses is driving a car on a road . 110
born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 28/03/2025hahahahaha P.S. your new avi is ONE GAZILLION OUT OF 10 and upon seeing it I immediately heard Queen’s It’s a Hard Life (great fucking song) 120
On Kalapuya Land @onkalapuyaland.northsky.social · 25/03/2025Look, like I told you, Willie is *welcome* so long as he(?) doesn't poop on the floor. It's the same rule for everyone, even Presidents. And we didn't kick *you* out, you just chose your therapy goose over us. Honestly, we're a little hurt by that 010
🎃von🎃 @vonhonkington.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Excuse me what task has the goose been trained to ouch shit mother fucker He bites people who ask about service animal credentials 010
Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 24/10/2023Thinking about this a full day later. Perfection. 140
Small-DickHaver @scumbagnobody.bsky.social · 30/10/2023When im rockin the old dewey decimal system and i hear loud honkin i just nod my head and mouth the word "freedom" 180
John D @sensiblejumper.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Yeah! Because he was messing with my emotional support cuttlefish. I still don't know how he found Mrs Custard le Fey, disguised as a geography journal! Wasn't my fault he got inked! 000
