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Damaged Goods

@popestan.bsky.social
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I write erotic, NPR, fan fiction. I was kicked out of church. Ain't been back since...

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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 16h
There are little things in life that are more exciting than finding out that your Amazon delivery is the next stop!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Kid Rock has a Christian Music Album coming out... Just in case you were wondering "How can we make crappy music even more crappier?"
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yay! I'm working on setting up a date at the zoo where we feed and pet the giraffes!!! 🦒🦒🦒
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just need 1,025 emails to go to my garbage Yahoo account to reach 30,000! I've been working on this for years!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was hoping that Taylor Swift would have an Encore song for 22 called 23... #taylorswift #encore #tay
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 22/09/2026
🚨 Taylor Swift announces new single ‘Patient Zero’ out September 25th.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Apropos of nothing, I would like to talk about Spam. Like, the actual meat, not the internet spam. It's good meat at an affordable price. The good people of Hawaii and Korea have integrated into their regional cuisines in a perfectly respectable manner. It deserves more respect.
spam in a can
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Today is a good day! An ex gf of mine from way back in the day is in town and wanted a pic of me, after all, we haven't seen each other in 15 years. Bottom line: I look damn fine and now she knows it! 😂
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Taylor Swift Updates @taylorswiftinfo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Taylor Swift song “…Ready For It?” was featured in a promo for tonight’s Chiefs game!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I want McDonald's french fries. My salad for dinner was unsatisfying. Stupid diet. 😡
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The confidence of a mediocre man will never cease to amaze me. I envy them. Truly lol. #WNBA #WBB
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ugh! Gas went up 20 cents a gallon last night! I'm officially at $6 a gallon. Its gonna run me damn near $30 to fill ¼ tank! I'm not leaving the house ever again... 😡
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ugh. I don't feel well. Either the Covid vax or the flu vax got me. I'm cold, shakey, and sore. 😞 Pray for me. I'm a man who is sick and whiney. I'm pretty sure I'm dying...
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just as a reminder, Robert Kraft gets Happy Endings at sketchy, Florida, massage parlors...
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'll say this again, and I cannot stress this enough, people need to learn when to STFU.
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I know that gas is $5.50 a gallon, but it's such a nice day outside. I'm gonna go for a drive. Mentally, I need this.
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 13/09/2026
Detroit Lions LB Derrick Barnes came to the game today in matching Spider-Man suits with his son 😭
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is my ex-girlfriend's cat. She calls him Bailey... I call him Steve. Anyhow, it's been a few years since we've last seen her, but we're pretty sure she'll come back for both of us. Yep. Any day now.
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Olivia Rodrigo is just awesome. Mad respect for this young lady! www.cnbc.com/2026/09/11/a...
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Nonprofit received $2 million from Olivia Rodrigo and Melinda French Gates—it wants to give cash to abuse survivors
The money nonprofit Freefrom received from participating in Olivia Rodrigo's Daisy Chain Music Festival helped the organization hit its annual finacial goal.
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's 430 in the morning and I'm guessing that I'm not gonna get any sleep tonight. My sleep schedule is so beyond messed up! 😡
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This Cocker Spaniel named Gesta has a rare form of narcolepsy, which manifests itself in an unusual way: if he experiences too much emotion, he immediately falls asleep.😍
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is: #ABCD, any bird name beginning with any of these letters. The previous theme was #RSTU, any bird beginning with any of these letters. D is for Duck!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not true. President Trump and I were both on United Flight 93 fighting off the Al Qaeda terrorists and saving everyone's life. Nice try lame stream media, you can't tarnish our great leader's reputation with your filthy lies. All hail Trump! 🤪 /S
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 07/09/2026
Don't fight a chimpanzee. The chimpanzee will fucking kill you.
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Icy Hot, 4 Naproxen, 2 Flexeril this morning... I can't believe I hurt myself sleeping last night. Just another sign I'm getting old!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A chimpanzee in a fight will be trying to kill you, not beat you into submission. It will bite, scratch, kick, and just mess you up. If you think you can beat one in a fight, you're an idiot. Good luck and hopefully they'll be able ro find enough of your body parts for the funeral.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Taylor Swift is a force to be reckoned with.
"At the end of each
concert bring the
sound guy onto
the stage and
punch him square
in the sternum.
The crowd goes
wild. They don't
even want an
encore anymore.
It's just a stadium
of 70,000 freaks
chanting 'Sternum
punch! Sternum
punch!'."
-Taylor Swift
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tell us all about your car(s)!
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Dana Nessel @dananessel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Medical decisions should be made by parents, patients, and medical experts – not politicians. We remain committed to protecting the right of Michigan families to make these critical healthcare choices. www.wemu.org/michigan-new...
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Michigan sues over federal policies against transgender care for minors
Michigan and several other mostly Democratic-led states are suing the federal government over a new rule blocking Medicaid from covering children’s gender affirming care. Colin Jackson has more.
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Holy crap. I donated blood over an hour ago, and I'm still dizzy. I haven't felt this dizzy ever. Not sure how I made the drive home safely...
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I did it. I left the house this morning! Now I'm back and ready for a nap!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Great. Internet is down. Gotta switch to 5G. It's too late and I'm too tired to look at the problem. Hopefully it'll fix itself by the morning...
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Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk @lukaszukab.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
🇨🇦🎶FREE UNITY CONCERT🎶🇨🇦 #ForeverCanadian proudly presents @jannarden on Sunday, Sept. 20, 2-7 PM at The Confluence, Calgary. Mark your calendars. Ready your Canadian flags. Stay tuned for more details. (Maybe Jan will let me play my cow bell 😃). #ableg #cdnpoli #Yyc
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think I'm gonna make some hot sauce tomorrow. Just need to buy a new blender... I plan on melting some faces off with these peppers!
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ok. I didn't make it out of the house today, but I did get one helluva nap in! Tomorrow is day 13. I'll leave then...
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have a feeling that it's gonna be another sleepless night tonight... 😞
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Doritos are overrated. I will not be taking any questions. Thank you.
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's been 11 days. It's time for me to leave the house. Tomorrow, I shall go to Taco Bell for Taco Tuesday and some cheesy fries. I have to donate blood on Saturday, so I'll consider this to be a test run for going outside.
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
$20 million! Olivia Rodrigo is simply awesome. Also, credit Sarah McLachlan and Lilith Fair for inspiring others to believe that all women festivals can be successful!
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 30/08/2026
At Daisy Chain Fields tonight, Olivia Rodrigo brought out Sarah McLachlan for “Building A Mystery” and “Angel,” dedicated to Dolly Parton. The pop star's festival, which was inspired by McLachlan’s Lilith Fair, raised $10M for women's rights nonprofits, an amount Melinda French Gates is doubling.
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
OMG... Why am I so damned hungry? I just ate a tuna fish sandwich. Granted, my glucose level is pretty low (59), still, that's hardly an excuse! Dieting sucks!!!
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lgaylor.bsky.social @lgaylor.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Figured it might be time to repost this.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I mean you can insert the word American and remove Iranian from this statement and it’s just as accurate. Pot and kettle need to get over themselves.
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Brian Actors Guild @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 28/08/2026
Hey, if you know anyone in Brooklyn, Sunset Park specifically, who recently lost a cat, I found this very personable (and LOUD) little polydactyl on 53rd and 2nd. She's unbelievably sweet. I would love to reunite her with her people
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
U know how when you're eating Oreos and you think to yourself "Hmm... This could use some more chicken flavor?" Well, problem solved!
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
So many questions 😂😂😂 TT: @momentsgang
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I havent left the house in 5 days. I have groceries and meds delivered to my front door. The only time I have to leave is when I need to see a doctor... Im a reclusive shut in. It's kinda cool actually, if it weren't also so sad... 😂
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Text surrounding a Canadian maple leaf 

Oh, Canada, we are so very sorry.

Again, sorry.

Through good times and bad, you've been a trusted and valued neighbor. Actually, so much more.

Please know that the current mess doesn't represent your good friends to the south. Really, it's just one guy who's responsible for the problem. We're working on it.

Sincerely, America
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Damaged Goods @popestan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
None of my friends can come to the County Fair with me tomorrow for the pie eating contest. They're all lame. I really don't wanna go alone, but I also wanna win this thing... Decisions, decisions...
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