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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 10h
This morning, the federal government turned the full force of the Department of Homeland Security against a sitting member of Congress for the offense of disagreeing with the White House.

The path to citizenship should not be weaponized against anyone, including Rep. Ilhan Omar, a naturalized American who swore an oath to this country — the same one that I took.

The promise of citizenship should not be contingent on someone agreeing with the federal government.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Nick Sousanis @nsousanis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Students made their first minicomics in my intro making course - mostly standard format but this student, a first time maker(!), did something so off the charts I’m still reeling from it! & he made like 12 of them for his classmates! A paper engineering feat of flipbookery as well as killer drawing!
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Spooky Big Dad @spicybigdad.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
No more influencers. No more short form video content. If I see a video of you screaming into your phone overlaid haphazardly on another video I'm whipping your ass in real life. Enough
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Earth-kun, the Tokyo Sewerage Bureau mascot, is a globe with a manhole cover hat.
A smiling globe mascot with widespread arms and a manhole cover hat stands on a pavement in front of some trees.
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scary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if i was a dragon i would hoard marbles instead of gold and i would challenge trespassers into my cave to a game and then if they won id still kill them
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𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓𝖑𝖚𝖘𝖙🌙🦇 @dungeonlust.com · 14/12/2023
Art by • Doug Beekman
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Ankh-Morpilled @gettingjoed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RIP Saga of the Hunter, too pure for this Imperium. #WarhammerCommunity #SpaceWolves
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Chekov's gun? Um, I'm pretty sure he used a phaser.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Give someone an Emmy for transitioning from the clock to Pierce Brosnan
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 10/09/2026
• Dislikes: Sir Thomas More, Archbishop Laud. • Likes: Catnip, the wand toy with a bouncy fake mouse on the end.
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Dr Florence H R Scott @florencehrscott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can you believe this
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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
he is sitting with me
black bird sitting on an airport seat
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm actually rooting for Noel now.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 31/08/2026
Hell yeah. HELL YEAH.
was born and raised in America and as a 40 year old I was educated back when our education system was at it's [sic] top notch.
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 31/08/2026
ocd is annoying and im TIRED
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 25/08/2026
dolly parton taught me it's ok to be hot and know how to read
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"A children's entertainer? She has a master's degree in music education from NYU is what she has. In this household Rachel Accurso is a children's educator. End of story!"
Tony defending Columbus against criticism from Howard "The Professor" Zinn, as conveyed to him via AJ
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Ankh-Morpilled @gettingjoed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
mewithoutYou's Brother Sister album cover. A tower on a fishes' back. Call your dad.
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it will always be extremely funny to me how much Harrison Ford loves Indiana Jones to the exact degree in which he hates Star Wars
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot 👏 Danny León and his crew smashed it.
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Bro. People are cool as fuck.
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Ankh-Morpilled @gettingjoed.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Remember to take yours.
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Tom Hunter @tomishunter.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Grump
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 07/08/2026
The red-clad hero in a half shell Raphael is saying goodbye to his sais in favor of a Smith & Wesson SW1911 E-Series pistol. paletteswap.site/dif...
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
turning over a new leaf
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Star Wars man reposting rightwing podcasters featuring a quote from a wealthy failson who has never worked
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HATE Mulgrew @josie.zone · 07/08/2026
Fake album cover i made with a generator

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL 4'33" OF TOTAL SILENCE
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We found the one good Atlantic article
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Emily J Stegamos - EJS Creations - 🩷 @ejscreations.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This month, I'm offering cartoon bust portraits for $25! These are usually priced at $50 so for the month of August they're half off! Extra figures are an additional cost. Email me for yours today!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/08/2026
Haha we’re off to a good start
CHAPTER 1
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"IT IS AN INARGUABLE TRUTH, you know," said Ana, "that most people are absolutely enthralled by dead girls."
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PlayStation Park @playstationpark.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ending 'Legend Of Dragoon' PlayStation
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Worf Email @worfemail.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Data, I hope this question is not too personal, but how much can you bench press? Worf
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Mars Volta’s “De-Loused in the Comatorium” directed by Yorgos Lanthimos.
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Tom Lommel @tomlommel.com · 22/07/2026
I'm just saying: if you described this room to your D&D party, you could throw out whatever other encounters you had planned for the session. They're spending all night investigating Area 27.) Pink Brick Square Floor Hole in Wall with Panel.
A basement room with blue walls. In the middle of the wall is a large brick wall painted pink. To one side the brick has a round hole in it filled with brown insulation. In front of the wall is a square area in the carpet that is tan brick. To the left of the pink brick section is a blue panel which sticks out from the wall. The place most likely had a fireplace in it at one time but now there's just enough emptiness that the whole thing looks vaguely ominous.
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George Chidi, Evil Reporter @neonflag.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is me on Beale Street tonight in Memphis. The Memphis Safe Task Force isn't disclosing what they know about the Tyrin Johnson killing. Perhaps one of the National Guard will speak privately to me about what happened.
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(°○°) @rarecryptid.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ye have lost thy pass-word? Ye oath-sworn secret by father and father-upon? And remember not ye his Mother's Mother's name? And in what shallow midden, what rotten hollow did thy Mother's womb spit thee forth?
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
few weeks ago i said the phrase "tragic dixie mean girl" and it ain't left my mind since
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Seven of Sixty Nine @internetperson69.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
< So I just put on the next one in our rewatch, which happens to be "Child's Play." I have to spend a few minutes explaining the Borg and their whole deal, but then she is IN IT. She is invested. She's telling me "OH this show is GOOD." About Janeway she says "Oh, I LIKE her." Before we find out >
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Ankh-Morpilled @gettingjoed.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Fighting for my life trying to remember the recipe to the marine on the left. Right was a test model where I like the pauldron. #warhammer #minipainting
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Ankh-Morpilled @gettingjoed.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'd say I've played worse gigs, but those gigs at least gave me drink tickets.
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 28/06/2026
Some Sunday Black Boy Joy
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Ankh-Morpilled @gettingjoed.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Best to ever do it.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
'testosterone and the bible are the new punk rock' kinda shit your youth pastor tells you while sitting backwards on a folding chair two weeks before getting shuffled off to another ministry because a 16 year old girl tempted him into the sin of lust
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John Breen @breen.tech · 25/06/2026
This bass line is giving me life this morning
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🎃Out-of-Network Doctor Benway🎃 @docbenway.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Of course I do. In the strongest of terms. Blood Mountain is not better than Crack the Skye and he should not have said it is
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