Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 18h“He seems like a spicy feral raccoon person” -Erin, on Bruce Harper 040
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 18hWhen she…nevermindstatic.klipy.comFamily Guy: Stewie's Head Twist StareALT: Family Guy: Stewie's Head Twist Stare 040
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 21h“I almost told the cafe lady that Batman likes butt stuff” -out of context Erinism 260
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 21hHelp me decide, would my drag queen handle would be trysarahtops or ferrahmoans? 220
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy Astros Elimination Day to all who celebrate 271
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Remember to set your alarms for midnight tonight for Billie Joe Armstrong 040
Reposted by Aaron Tinsmannerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 30/09/2026the ideal condition for them 1181
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I still maintain that if every animal were the same size as a person, the praying mantis would be the deadliest animal on Earth. And I don’t think it would be particularly close. 461
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Oh hey it’s your girl, what’s her face, Ilona squish me mommy” -out of context Erinism 050
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Office: Darryl's PredicamentALT: The Office: Darryl's Predicament 150
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Listen. It’s stupid. That’s a given. But if he’s side questing or weaving or whatever and just wants to do this kind of stupidity for 2 more years, that feels way less harmful than, say, oopsie bombing Iranian children. Let him focus on ballrooms and this nonsense. 250
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When you call customer service and are being transferred between AIs: 050
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I haven’t kept up with the discourse, but my penchant for iced coffee and roughly every third song after I hit “shuffle” make me an honorary Gen-Z girlie send tweet 061
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026People who live in glass houses have made several bad decisions before we even get to the throwing of the stones 1102
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I was in middle school when Justin Verlander debuted. Now I’m 35, watching what his last start. One of the best I’ve ever seen. Without a doubt a First-ballot Hall of Famer. Feels like watching an era of baseball end. Still can’t believe he landed Kate Upton. 030
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Jeeps switching from soft top season to hard top season is proof of the gay agenda 160
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Oh! That’s his front, I thought that was his ass” -out of context Erinism 040
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Today, on this most sacred first day of fall, we celebrate the white women who fought for generations so their daughters could live freely, speak boldly, and pay $8 for a coffee that tastes kinda like a candle. 380
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Yes, what a privilege it is to be able to spend several hours a day with Donald” said Melania Trump, from somewhere that she says cell coverage has been bad for over a decade, “it is so sad, I never hear from him” she continued, smiling. 010
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Everyone needs their own emotional support messy Facebook bitches (gender-neutral, complimentary) 240
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When the Romans would give you two choices for how you wanted to be executed: 060
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Bluesky is truly the Mitch McConnell of social media platforms (complimentary) 040
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The special skills section on a lone FBI agent’s résumé: 260
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026If your rights depend on being liked, approved of, powerful, or part of the majority, they aren’t rights. They’re privileges. None of us are free until all of us are free. 050
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This is going to sound crazy you guys, and perhaps it is, but I’m starting to think maybe it was Shaggy. 060
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When your bank decides you getting milk at the store one block from your house is probably fraud and locks you out of everything as a courtesy: 180
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sex with a yogi, called it cirque de so laid …is that something? 340
Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I guess if I had to distill my thesis, nay my entire ethos, to one simple sentence for you fools to grasp, it would be this: Call him Rock “The Dwayne” Johnson, just for fun. 070
