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The English Oak Project @thekentacorn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s a known fact oak trees can take selfies

Oak with branches positioned so it looks like it is taking a selfie

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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What's the stupidest joke you most have to fight the urge to tell? Mine is not replying to questions about whether I have any allergies with 'we'll find out together, I guess'.

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Eva, it's behind you.

Eva Longoria with caption "Searching for France" but she is walking away from the Eiffel Tower.

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Chris Lepkowski @chrislepkowski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A double fault

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🎶 WHEN YOU ‘AV NORSYAR! ‘ARTBURN! INDEGESTYUUUUUN! UPSET STOMOCH! DIORRHEORRRR-ORR! 🎶

Liam Gallagher, singing, wearing a pink cagoule. No, not like a dinner lady cagoule. A really expensive cagoule.

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Gary Parkinson @garyparkinson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Production meeting for this Diana Ross video must have taken seconds “I’ll just dance round it without ever playing it” “That’ll do” #totp

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John Lister - johnlisterwriting.com @johnlister.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The tuition fees are £9,000 a year but you get a free 2:1.

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2024

4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 12/08/2025

Bluesky deserves to enjoy this amazing They Might Be Giants experiment, which I can't really summarize in a skeet tmbw.net/wiki/Last_Wave

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Blackula @yodacat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Well Lauren can smoke turds in hell

Corner shelf with a lamp and other nonsense. All the books are facing paper side out. "Lauren keeps the look neutral by stacking books back to front".

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Todd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

ME: Hey Bill Withers, what do you know? BILL WITHERS: (inhales deeply)

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Dave Probert @daveprobert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Arthur Dent leaving a polite note

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Chauman @chaudman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Norris McWhirter would be so conflicted.

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Vanessa Pearce @nesky999.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

For anyone currently watching @julianneregan.bsky.social on #Totp

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Steve Morgan @stevemorgan68.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Another age. Found this postcard from my mate Scott re New Order at The Hacienda, June 1987. I’d say simpler times, but I spent an unforgettable post-chuck-out night wandering Manchester Piccadilly and its environs after a mix-up in a pre-mobile phone era with nowhere to stay. Odd few hours.

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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 31/07/2026

(In fact I once made a video about my long-standing confusion over Going Underground, but I won't be making a similar video about "Navvy" by Pere Ubu because the potential audience is negligible by comparison)

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Steve Morgan @stevemorgan68.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If only everything in life was as reliable as Robyn Hitchcock, facing twilight's last gleaming with a big grin and some fabbo jangly chords. Catch him on tour in the good old UK from 19 September.

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John86 @john86l.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Filing this under bleak images.

A zimmer frame placed outside somebody’s house with a piece of paper saying ‘free’ on it

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Gary Parkinson @garyparkinson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Ruin a book by adding a word: 1984 skin.

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Gary Parkinson @garyparkinson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Bit odd, now I think about it, that we call a collection of trees The Woods, which is what we harvest from it. It’s like calling cow-fields The Beefs, or social media platforms The Fascists.

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Jo Kibble (Political Animal) @politicanimal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

A fine example of why the BBC should not publish vox-pops (“‘Bus fare cut is no good for those who drive’ says Durham man” is literally the headline here) without challenge or context. Buses, famously the preserve of the managerial classes.

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Genuinely thought this bin was levitating

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Gary Parkinson @garyparkinson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

“A skinny swollen kiddy covered in flies, his dinner stolen by the government, dies.” @mrjimbob.bsky.social there, with the quadruple internal rhyme.

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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 21/07/2026

There’s a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millett’s

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Truman Chipotle @trumanchipotle.com · 21/07/2026

At what point did Captain Caveman achieve the rank of Captain? Before he was frozen or after he was thawed? Either way leads to more questions.

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patricvk @patricvk.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Reports from Calais suggest numbers in informal camps are still high, but evictions by the CRS have increased. So, one potential reason for this *could* be that people are just so tired and stressed by the constant moving and dispossession that they cannot try to cross.

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Rosie Fletcher @rosieatlarge.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Why did we design one coat for umpires, scientists and people showing pigs at county fairs to wear?

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Gary Parkinson @garyparkinson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

"How Kevin Keegan helped me into journalism"

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Sad to see Kevin Keegan has died. When I was a kid he was The Footballer. The platonic form of the footballer.

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Chris Bertram @crookedfootball.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Ian Wright saying we shouldn’t forget the way the Iranian team and the Somali referee were treated. Correct.

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Chris Lepkowski @chrislepkowski.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Wayne Rooney has finally delivered in a World Cup. A slight disappointment that it was as a pundit, rather than as a player, but nevertheless he's been great.

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