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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Not sure this guy can get any more popular than right now #bwfc

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🎶 …the way you love me is frightening… 🎶

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🎶 WHEN YOU ‘AV NORSYAR! ‘ARTBURN! INDEGESTYUUUUUN! UPSET STOMOCH! DIORRHEORRRR-ORR! 🎶

Liam Gallagher, singing, wearing a pink cagoule. No, not like a dinner lady cagoule. A really expensive cagoule.

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🎶 WHEN YOU ‘AV NORSYAR! ‘ARTBURN! INDEGESTYUUUUUN! UPSET STOMOCH! DIORRHEORRRR-ORR! 🎶

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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I really hope this also stars Tim Robbins. And - oh, I don't know - Steven Seagull.

A poster for The Weight, starring Ethan Hawke and Russell Crowe

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

And now Quansah smacks the ball into Cucurella’s fod and sparks Sideshow Bob out. Nice

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m only watching the England match for Traff.

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

George approaching the finish line as the Red Bull in his mirrors gets bigger and bigger… #f1 @girlinthepitlane.bsky.social #F1FTA

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

“It’s an all front row of Charles Leclerc” Crofty needs a CTRL+ALT+DLT #f1

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Feels like The Azerbaijan National anthem mentions the word Azerbaijan more than the song Hey Jude mentions Jude #f1

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The Man City charges bringing a load of noise only for teams that finished 2nd in their titles 09-18. We were relegated by one place in 2012. Surely we can have a pop at this? Missed out on a LOT of money in those years. And wouldn’t have had that toad in our club had we not gone down… #bwfc

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Slow Horses. Four series watched in three days. Yeah, glad to be late to the party on this one so I could binge in such a manner.

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

You know what’s great about this place? We’re two days into an international break, and still not one post saying “Streets won’t forget this Johan Elmander goal against Wolves”. Peaceful bliss. #bwfc

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A bit late to this one, but “the lemonade at the permanent warning to the horrors of Nazi brutality is too lemony” is some review. She must have been told the one she made about the lack of a bouncy castle and cartoon mascot for the kiddies needed rethinking.

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Hi, this is Openreach. We’ve booked your engineer visit to install your already really slow broadband, which we have had to come and fix every month for the past ten years. We’ll install new fibre to fix the problem, and soon you’ll be up and running. Your engineer is booked for December 24th”

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

🎶 WANKED BY THE WANDERERS, YOU’VE JUST BEEN WANKED BY THE WANDERERS! 🎶 Stupidly mad game, stupidly mad chant #bwfc

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Just been asked by The Boy to guess which country is responsible for calling up two St Albans City players for international duty, leading to their game next weekend being postponed. We’re both still in disbelief that I guessed right, within a second, half an hour after the event.

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

A rare Nutzy screenshot of a tweet, which means you know it’s good.

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

FUN FACT: The G in Kenny G is short for Git. Same as with his siblings Gina, Dustin, Dario, DebbieMc, and SplittingThe

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Off to Belgium today. Anyone want a waffle? Should I go and call TinTin’s dog a smug tosspot? Report anyone taking a photo of Mannekin Pis to the nonce police?

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Bears. Slobberlknockers every week. My heart won’t take this. #NFL

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

YAYYYY TOTAL GAME PASS OUTAGE. @nflnetwork.bsky.social taking all the money and not providing the service they promised!

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

NFL Game Pass not showing Game Day Morning - or, indeed, and live NFL Netwprk show - is a weird choice, and certainly a downgrade on previous subscriptions. #NFL

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

A Grand Prix won because of a VSC slapped a second too late for Lando. It’s all Lance Stroll’s fault. #f1

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Can’t wait till the end of the #MadridGP so we can see the trophy that looks like the braffin from a gurning competition @girlinthepitlane.bsky.social #F1FTA

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Surely there has to be penalties to come from that first couple of corners #f1

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Muppet Haynes Manual Of A Volkswagen Passat

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Tremendous farts after a hotel breakfast this morning

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m claiming credit for that goal, by the way. Called Theo Bair poo, about two minutes before he put that cross in #bwfc

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Muppets Breaking Bad The Muppets Office The Muppets Sopranos Muppets Ted Lasso Muppets Heated Rivalry Muppets Lost One episode per show. There’s your premise. Never break a winning formula.

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Another year ticks by, the pain of that day is still fresh. Even after all these years, the memories of the disaster lingers. The way lives changed in that instant, the scars of the aftermath haven’t fully healed. One more year since it happened on this day. Twenty two years ago, I got married.

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Oooh, power cut so big even the street lights have gone out.

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The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz. @colonelnutz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tommy Boyd used to be everywhere on ITV for a couple of years.

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