Reposted by Alan BKaren Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 8hToday, 8 years ago, my friend, Saudi Journalist and Washington Post columnist Jamal Khashoggi was murdered. 14155501776
Reposted by Alan BJack King-Offerman @gorgeouswoman.bsky.social · 3hamol rajan looks like if there was a batman villain called “the rapist” 1166
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 3hHe looks like the leader of a minor faction in Fallout that lives in a ruined trailer park and they're all just a little bit too nice. Then you find the basement full of meat cleavers and stewing pots and skeletons that don't look like they're brahmin. 120
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 3hHe looks like a French resistance member in a Playstation 2 WWII shooter. 360
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 7hAt a guess I reckon they'd know if it was a chemical munition, plus a few damaged whelks are a small price to pay for the reduction in danger to shipping. 000
Reposted by Alan BDan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The most disappointing video you’ll see today. 901848562
Reposted by Alan BMr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22hAlways happy to help with costume ideas for your #cats. 1334468800
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Was about to speak Italian to these goats but noticed the sign just in time. 010
Reposted by Alan BIan Duhig @ianduhig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Woman walks into a Hull hairdresser and asks for a perm. Certainly, he replies: 'Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?' #NationalPoetryDay 012637
Reposted by Alan BBumblebee Conservation Trust @bumblebeetrust.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Of the UK’s 24 bumblebee species, these four remain active in October 💛 Bumblebee nests come to their natural end in autumn. New queens seek undisturbed spaces to hibernate alone until spring 🍂🐝 🔎 Brush up on your bumblebee identification skills: ow.ly/LRS750ZNaOf 05322
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026There are youngflas cutting about here that look exactly like I did in 1987. Very disconcerting. I predict a return to single gold sleeper earrings for men next. Might put mine back in. It's been 35 years probably - will the hole still be there? 120
Reposted by Alan BHalf Man Half Biscuit Information Service @hmhbinfo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We sat and decided As the seasons collided That our love was fairly utopian If it wasn’t for my pills, my psychiatric bills And your unreliable Fallopian #HMHB 1308
Reposted by Alan BRoland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Send the journalist this... youtu.be/sSaV3YUGiM8?...youtu.beFascinating Aida - DoggingYouTube video by Fascinating Aïda 3602
Reposted by Alan BJ @konstanho.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They’re calling them The Pepstein Files. 76224
Reposted by Alan BAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I love the fact journalists think up pun headlines and sit on them, often for years, until they are appropriate. For example, when Madonna appeared drunk on stage in 2016, the Sun headline 'Like a third gin' must have been in some hack's head since 1984. 171264
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"That Spanish actor was in my pub last night, pissed up, starting fights ..." "Javier Bardem?" "No but he's on his last warning..." 2336
Reposted by Alan BNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ll never forget the time that Vic and Bob got banished to the Phantom Zone. 1141
Reposted by Alan BJoseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026New from 404 Media: when you upload images to Copilot, they're not private. Human contractors are reviewing Copilot users' prompts/images, according to internal docs we got And they're horrified at what they're seeing. Bombarded with requests to make sexual AI images www.404media.co/humans-readi...404media.coHumans Are Reading Copilot Prompts — And They're HorrifiedHuman contractors are reviewing Copilot users’ prompts and uploaded images, according to internal documents obtained by 404 Media. The contractors are also bombarded with users’ requests for sexual AI... 14666346
Reposted by Alan BChristina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 26/11/2024My junk folder reads like someone has had it up to here with chiropractors 819637
Reposted by Alan B𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For reference, Voyager 1 launched in September 1977, and on November 18 of this year it will finally hit one light day. 49 years for one light day. 361060310
Reposted by Alan BCarole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla.bsky.social · 28/09/2026NEW: Meet the real AI ‘rogue agent’: Lord Watson of Palantir. I am sick to the teeth of this current AI hype cycle & its perversion of language. The only thing going ‘rogue’ right now are AI boosters, a gullible & compliant press & a Labour Lord 1/ broligarchy.substack.com/p/meet-the-r...broligarchy.substack.comMeet the real AI “rogue agent”: Lord Tom WatsonA Labour leader is out of control. The world needs a containment strategy now 301010398
Reposted by Alan BSpong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@actualnames.bsky.social Petra Corr. I would imagine she smells lovely after it's rained. 123650
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Been singing that bloody Yakult ad song all day except with the lyrics My Yakult My Yakult My Yakult Rampant hysteria 000
Reposted by Alan BBaroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Today it’s 50 years since I first presented Playschool wearing my blue beads and silver heart. I adore bringing joy into the lives of my Playschool Babies during the 12 years I was on the programme. ❤️ 611339166
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is there a more broken technology in common use than Bluetooth ? How can a recent laptop not see a recent phone that is literally an inch from it yet can see a TV on the floor below? Possibly HDR standards on TVs and monitors is up there in the broken stakes too. 120
Reposted by Alan BReelStreets @reelstreets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kenneth Connor thinks 'Carry On Constable' when he hears a scream at the junction of The Avenue and Gordon Road in West Ealing W13. www.reelstreets.com/... 081
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Orgies evidently involved getting stuck into the Silk Cut Purple back then 000
Reposted by Alan BCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 252248035789
Reposted by Alan BPITT BASKETBALL SHOUTING @shouting.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ONE OF THE NEW ENGLAND HOMIES JUST INFORMED ME OF THIS. DID WE KNOW ABOUT THIS. DID WE KNOW ABOUT POOCHIE SNYDER 3538
Reposted by Alan BAndreas🌻🇨🇿🍉 @mdcccxcii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@actualnames.bsky.social en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Ho...en.wikipedia.orgJizz Hornkamp - Wikipedia 3315
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When she hears this, good lady wife is reminded of how here mother was disgusted by it because Sarah Jane Morris had a lower register than Jimmy. #totp 000
Reposted by Alan BNostalgic Things @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This should have been a solo Phil song, this is not Genesis material #TOTP 2183
