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Alan B

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I was a zaddy when zaddy wasn't cool. (Bloke\chap)

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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 4h
Eventually his breakfast starts digesting and the flatulence starts ... BY ODIN'S BEARD IT STINGS THE EYES
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 4h
Standard. Reminds me of Bicycle Repair Man, the Python refactoring tool.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 5h
I've always seen Steven Tyler out of Aerosmith and Tony Blair
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 8h
Favourite Blessed anecdote:
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 9h
Gibbering fucking loon
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Ian Greaves @greavesian.bsky.social · 16h
Happy birthday Brian Blessed. Had a very enjoyable phone interview with him once. Ninety minutes and I spoke three times.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hott The Moople
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I like the celeb one. Joe public one, no interest.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There was nothing wrong with 'has been published', fuck this 'dropped' bullshit
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Alt: A young woman in tribal warrior gear crouches in long, russet reedlike plants in a forest.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In game screenshot I took of Aloy from Horizon: Forbidden West of which I like very much.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@jaunty.art
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
An actual useful application of this technology which still isn't artificial intelligence.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Had this crank bullshit with fluoride in water here some years back.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But I can't play GTA 6 on an old console. So it's probably 'as well as' not 'instead of'
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
youtu.be/_E5i0w_YNJw?...
youtu.be
Half Man Half Biscuit - Restless Legs [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stop it you'll set me off
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Canonically accurate more like
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Legend right here
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Three doors? Wee lightweight. You should be able to yeet a tomato at least 6.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It does.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It does mean that. Everyone picks crawl competitively because it's the fastest.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watching 'Slow Horses'. Ruth Bradley (Emma Flyte) has a mother who is an actress too. Her first TV role was on Father Ted as the woman of the camping couple who Ted walks in on when she's on the loo.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had excuses, those little boy lies That she computed, by watching my eyes Nailed it, Glen Tilbrook out of Squeeze
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For you fans of the Norwegian Megafauna
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did your mum out on her phone voice?
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
13 Miles From Kelso is the new 24 Hours From Tulsa
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have questions. Was it an extremely expensive set of footwear? Or if it is Boots The Chemist, why the dodgy deal in an alley behind Primark?
A news website item titled 'Boots sold for £7bn To Family Behind Primark'
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I wanted that so badly
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gunnae no make that racket?
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RIP Eva Marie Saint.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I did all them murders
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Only Fools. Fantastic for a while,got formulaic and lazy.
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Leyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A quick look at tomorrow's headlines….
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When he randomly happens on a cottage in Velen with some very young, very obviously orphaned starving children.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Furious
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
FAO Jamiroquai - there is literally no context in which someone is 'just' a Cosmic Girl from another galaxy.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve watched this about a hundred times www.instagram.com/reel/DeCzTqG...
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Archer really was peak Tory. Self-serving, lying, do as I say not as I do in terms of morals.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Yeah no problem mate we actually record it all in 4K 60FPS..."
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I remember that, what's it from?
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a joke. You know, humour? Surely you've heard of it.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
'Fed' doing some heavy lifting there
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
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Vance Maverick @vancemaverick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The kind of anecdote I love. Balanced with the more familiar one of Rauschenberg’s “Erased de Kooning Drawing” (which I did not know was framed by Johns)….
In 1970, the minimalist painter Brice Marden painted a monumental canvas, Three Deliberate Greys for Jasper Johns, and called Johns to ask him if it was OK to use that title. Johns replied: ‘Sure, as long as the greys are deliberate.’
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James O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 05/10/2026
Uncertainty over Bond casting means it’s time for the English Cricket Board to put Question Time on hold, according to FaceTime.
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well well well who would have guessed
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Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gah! Thanks
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