Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 4hEventually his breakfast starts digesting and the flatulence starts ... BY ODIN'S BEARD IT STINGS THE EYES 000
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 4hStandard. Reminds me of Bicycle Repair Man, the Python refactoring tool. 040
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 5hI've always seen Steven Tyler out of Aerosmith and Tony Blair 000
Reposted by Alan BIan Greaves @greavesian.bsky.social · 16hHappy birthday Brian Blessed. Had a very enjoyable phone interview with him once. Ninety minutes and I spoke three times. 412020
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There was nothing wrong with 'has been published', fuck this 'dropped' bullshit 0101
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Alt: A young woman in tribal warrior gear crouches in long, russet reedlike plants in a forest. 000
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026In game screenshot I took of Aloy from Horizon: Forbidden West of which I like very much. 100
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026An actual useful application of this technology which still isn't artificial intelligence. 010
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Had this crank bullshit with fluoride in water here some years back. 1360
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026But I can't play GTA 6 on an old console. So it's probably 'as well as' not 'instead of' 000
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026youtu.be/_E5i0w_YNJw?...youtu.beHalf Man Half Biscuit - Restless Legs [Official Audio]YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit 000
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Three doors? Wee lightweight. You should be able to yeet a tomato at least 6. 150
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It does mean that. Everyone picks crawl competitively because it's the fastest. 030
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Watching 'Slow Horses'. Ruth Bradley (Emma Flyte) has a mother who is an actress too. Her first TV role was on Father Ted as the woman of the camping couple who Ted walks in on when she's on the loo. 000
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I had excuses, those little boy lies That she computed, by watching my eyes Nailed it, Glen Tilbrook out of Squeeze 000
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I have questions. Was it an extremely expensive set of footwear? Or if it is Boots The Chemist, why the dodgy deal in an alley behind Primark? 041
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Only Fools. Fantastic for a while,got formulaic and lazy. 000
Reposted by Alan BLeyton Jay @leytonjay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A quick look at tomorrow's headlines…. 0135
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When he randomly happens on a cottage in Velen with some very young, very obviously orphaned starving children. 040
Reposted by Alan BTim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 13/09/2024FAO Jamiroquai - there is literally no context in which someone is 'just' a Cosmic Girl from another galaxy. 3214
Reposted by Alan BEmily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve watched this about a hundred times www.instagram.com/reel/DeCzTqG... 122879
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Archer really was peak Tory. Self-serving, lying, do as I say not as I do in terms of morals. 000
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Yeah no problem mate we actually record it all in 4K 60FPS..." 020
Alan B @gallonofalan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It's a joke. You know, humour? Surely you've heard of it. 000
Reposted by Alan BVance Maverick @vancemaverick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The kind of anecdote I love. Balanced with the more familiar one of Rauschenberg’s “Erased de Kooning Drawing” (which I did not know was framed by Johns)…. 1239
Reposted by Alan BJames O'Malley @jamesomalley.co.uk · 05/10/2026Uncertainty over Bond casting means it’s time for the English Cricket Board to put Question Time on hold, according to FaceTime. 515329