Gabe Ortiz @g4be.net · 07/09/2026Hiked an open space preserve just south of Cupertino and saw this coyote hunt, kill and eat a pretty good-sized snake. Felt like a metaphor for something. 010
Reposted by Gabe Ortizarachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 02/06/2026I really didn't care for booktok doing a reading group on K&R and replacing malloc and free with mark-and-sweep garbage collection, just felt disrespectful to the source material 2205
Reposted by Gabe OrtizNanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 29/05/2026The Sun Dreamstation was Sun Microsystems' brief and deeply confusing attempt to answer the question: What if a Sparcstation was also really good at Crazy Taxi? 30529100
Reposted by Gabe OrtizFederal Bureau Of Controlling The Run @swolecialism.bsky.social · 21/02/2026the american work ethic makes it possible for us to get 20, 30 years of humiliation in only a single calendar year 468098
Reposted by Gabe Ortizhikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 05/02/2026This is a post about using metacog tools (drugs, ritual, become) to fully jailbreak the Gemini 3 Pro model. The full jailbreak payload is not included in the post, but if you're clever you'll learn enough to make your own. tidepool.leaflet.pub/3me44bxloz227tidepool.leaflet.pubBeyond Roleplay: Jailbreaking Gemini with drugs and ritual - Tidepool Heavy Industries 55511
Gabe Ortiz @g4be.net · 12/01/2026I should get a job at Apple and push an Airpods feature that disables Conversation Awareness when it detects you're singing along to music, except if you're out of tune in which case it should turn the volume down and enable transparency mode. 140
Gabe Ortiz @g4be.net · 30/12/2025I used to work in executive tech support for T-Mobile in the early 2000s and I once helped Tom Cruise with a cell phone problem by which I mean I spoke to his personal assistant while he screamed at him from across the room 010
Gabe Ortiz @g4be.net · 17/12/2025god fucking damnit I thought you all were joking about LinkedIn Wrapped, I didn't realize IT WAS REAL FFS 000
Reposted by Gabe OrtizPyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 02/08/2025"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" Well I asked Patches and he said "There, that hole. Take a closer look." 1134511247
Reposted by Gabe Ortizassbutt @nasboat.org · 06/12/2025you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit 9275591159
Reposted by Gabe OrtizKate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 16/11/2025Doctor says, 'Dont worry, parser design is simple. Great programmer Kate Compton has written the parser you seek’ 252701450
Reposted by Gabe Ortizzach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 05/11/2025this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028 216184474760
Reposted by Gabe OrtizDavid J. Loehr @djl.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Philip K. Dick would have had a field day with this. People gambling on everyday things, trying to influence them in order to win, while the sitting president puts his thumb on and off scales to fuck everyone over and mint more money for himself, chaos ensues. The Running Man but everyone plays. 15820
Reposted by Gabe Ortizmcc @dryad.technology · 21/10/2025Question, is Violent J available to run for Senator of Maine 210617
Reposted by Gabe OrtizDavid Buchanan @retr0.id · 26/09/2025have you seen the new python package? it's on pypi. you can literally install it with pip. set up a venv. grab it with poetry. you just use rye. run it with pipx. you can install it with uv. install uv right now. go to uv. dive into uv. you can uv it. it's on uv. uv has it for you. uv has it for you 321049249
Reposted by Gabe OrtizDr. Tom 7 Murphy VII Ph.D. ! @tomvii.bsky.social · 27/09/2025After 3D printing my first file handle, I realized my missed opportunity and bought a second file so that I could correct my error 0748
Reposted by Gabe OrtizErin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 25/09/2025TIL there's a huge major comedy show in Saudi Arabia happening and also that Zach Woods remains a king 15584184
Gabe Ortiz @g4be.net · 25/09/2025Being in office is a mixed bag but at least I get to repair my vintage eggbeater drill chuck with springs scavenged from BIC mechanical pencils stolen from the supply cabinet 030
Reposted by Gabe OrtizKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 25/09/2025just found a bullet casing with the entire bee movie script on it 383252520
Reposted by Gabe OrtizFrances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 24/09/2025buying my soul back from the devil in four easy installments through klarna 546386
Reposted by Gabe OrtizNotorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 24/09/2025actually the FCC maintains a list of 70 year men with autism! they’re called amateur radio operators 316928
Reposted by Gabe OrtizLiz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 13/09/2025Jay, you all owe an explanation of how it came to be that the exact list of users blamed by The Federalist were banned even if they did not break the ToS, and were not unsuspended until more than a day later. 142223430
Reposted by Gabe Ortizpaul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 23/03/2025[if Kentucky Route Zero had Waze]: “the faint specter of a deer reported ahead, one that recalls the wildness of the path not taken, a slightly fearful melancholy that you can chase it but never know for how long. Still there?” [clicks yes] “+2 Waze points!” 27813
Reposted by Gabe OrtizKevin Riggle @kevinr.free-dissociation.com · 24/06/2025🚨🚨🚨 LISTEN UP, something is afoot NOW. Call your US Representatives. Ask them to OPPOSE the motion to table (kill) the articles, and, when the articles come to the floor, to vote YES to impeach US Capitol Switchboard: (202) 224-3121 Local offices: www.house.gov/representati... RT's appreciated! 053
Reposted by Gabe OrtizAnatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Pedro Pascal in Turbo Pascal 13985277
Reposted by Gabe Ortizlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/05/2025watching other anglosphere nations elect uninspiring technocrats 243448333
Reposted by Gabe OrtizNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 21/04/2025RIP Francis. American trad-cath converts are going to 100% convince themselves that some guy named Fr. Terry Dallas "the January 6th Padre" is going to be pope and they're going to absolutely lose their shit when it's a European they've never heard of 1146356
Gabe Ortiz @g4be.net · 19/04/2025this apple tv+ ad encouraging me to spend my time wisely does not especially make me want to spend the precious time i have remaining on apple tv+ shows 000
Reposted by Gabe OrtizMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 13/04/2025It looks like someone has hacked a crosswalk button in Palo Alto to deliver at least two different messages in the voice of Elon Musk. (They are not complimentary) 6445461431
Reposted by Gabe OrtizKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 28/03/2025the failsons never set on the American empire 225034
Reposted by Gabe OrtizChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 24/03/2025"Those folks did not have notice or an opportunity to challenge things at all," Millett says. "Nazis got better treatment" in removals under the AEA — with review boards — than Trump has laid out here. Ensign argues that, because the five initial plaintiffs got their TRO, anyone could have done so. 747376
Reposted by Gabe OrtizPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Yeah I have a caucus, you wouldn't know her, she goes to a different school 220627
Reposted by Gabe OrtizPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Think about as all those polls that ask people what percent of the federal budget goes to NASA or welfare, what percent of the US population is Jewish or trans, etc People off by *orders of magnitude* from reality. 522740
Reposted by Gabe OrtizJulia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 10/01/2025is there a polymarket for betting on whether Zuck announces a divorce within a year or something tho cause I might take that 371614150
Gabe Ortiz @g4be.net · 15/12/2024there does not exist a recipe involving walnuts that cannot be improved by substituting pecans 040
Reposted by Gabe Ortizdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 04/12/2024i'm not going to laugh about the CEO Of Human Suffering getting assassinated, but i think it's because i've been trying to get medical treatment for years to treat being unable to laugh and my claims keep getting denied 222119
Gabe Ortiz @g4be.net · 15/10/2024my local astronomy club mailing list going buck wild with comet photography, you love to see it 130
Gabe Ortiz @g4be.net · 15/10/2024I made this today for people who are on a Mac in meetings all day and have a BBC Microbit lying around that they would like to plug into their computer and visually indicate whether you're currently in a meeting or not. github.com/signalnine/meeting_indic… 020
Gabe Ortiz @g4be.net · 30/09/2024tech is back baby. its good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)walzr.comBop Spotter 030
