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@arachno.capital
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a short, sturdy creature, fond of drink and industry

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Thomas Dickerson @elfprince13.mumak.app · 3h
‘goth gf be like
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Jen C Mars @jencmars.bsky.social · 14h
Chambered nautilus study
Photo of a painting of a chambered nautilus in green-blue water. The nautilus is dark red, pale orange and white with blue shadows. The shell is striped, counter shaded so it's darker on top and lighter on the bottom. The painting rests on a wood table, and a paintbrush is visible in the upper left corner.
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 14h
Thinking about this old quote in the context of certain people - professors, nyt contributors, etc - who see casual misgendering as a reasonable response to a lack of respect for their claimed epistemic authority
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 20/09/2026
meta Muse perfec t size for put private d\ata in! inside very Secure and Private data very safe put data in Muse. No problems ever in Muse because very trustworthy and Mark super protective. AMeta muse yes a place for data put data in muse trust meta for givening good safety to data. Friend meta.
An image of a pelican with its gigantic mouth open, commonly associated with the "put baby in pelican mouth" post.
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 28/09/2026
(smiling serenely) semiotics would help fix this (the "starting fights because that's what juices the metrics" discussion platform is never going to add semiotics)
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 28/09/2026
NYT bluecheck misgenders people for not showing proper deference, this place really is Twitter But 2016
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 28/09/2026
it's a trap! don't get fooled. if we were going to solve this on bsky we'd have solved it seventeen iterations ago
muting "th*rd sp*ces"
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D r e a m k i d @dreamkid83.com · 28/09/2026
It’s 1987 and you’re saying goodbye to your crush at the end of the summer holidays This is an original piece I made ☀️ #synth #80s #classic80s
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Devonian Stone @devonianstone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oops sorry i am trying to delete this
elizabeth holmes asking why would i deceive you but with that cute little spider's face with the big sweet eyes
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 28/09/2026
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Gatsby
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 27/09/2026
pholcids are wonderful: highly effective carnassial predators in their element, awkward gangly dorks when you're trying to rescue them from the bathtub or a pillowcase. they don't have visually striking binocular puppy faces but their body language makes up for it imo
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 27/09/2026
If someone contends they've never heard Jesus Built My Hot Rod by Ministry, it may say more about the listener than the song
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars vs Star Trek: a guide
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JT Perry @circlejtp.me · 27/09/2026
I don’t think nearly enough folks appreciate what Cat is sharing with the world. I can also personally vouch for how it is inspiring others to lean in. We can make these awful/scary situations just a bit better. And largely thanks to her.
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 27/09/2026
accrue some cultural cachet by humblebragging about your pop music ignorance I didn't put together "The Killers" and "Mr Brightside" until it hit the Madden 26 soundtrack. I thought of The Killers as a punchline from that Penny Arcade Zune comic and the song as That Fucking Song I've Heard Too Much
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Claude Monet @monet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Pyramids at Port-Coton - 1886 botfrens.com/collections/41/content…
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 27/09/2026
"hay guise want to read something awful about someone awful?" no
blocking Yud's name, honestly stop making both of us mad online
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 26/09/2026
what's it like to be corrupted by evil in a fantasy world with participant gods. you call yourself a Paladin of the Order of the Sun, but Pelor's not granting you spells and your dreams are haunted by the demon-prince Orcus. and you say "for the sanctity of girl's sports, I must stay the course."
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 26/09/2026
had a dream where Mazda came out with a new-generation Miata and it was only available as a shooting brake still a convertible somehow
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 26/09/2026
someone should do a bit about climate change as a retvrn conspiracy to erase the forward pass from modern football
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 26/09/2026
guy who won't hire you if you bring a pumpkin spice latte, because he's filled with covetousness towards your mind-altering substance but the Gender of it all makes him unwilling to ask for a sip
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 26/09/2026
bringing an assassin's teapot to a job interview, with my reservoir full of iced coffee and theirs full of opium tea. good luck on that next drug test fucko
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 26/09/2026
I’m still working on a game with strange brutalist structures. [OC] r/brutalism
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 26/09/2026
(Drew Fairweather voice) Q! is for QOMPRESSOR!
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 25/09/2026
I arrived too late for alf hog but just in time to experience the full blast radius of alf hog references
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 25/09/2026
30-50 feral hogs
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 25/09/2026
the year is 2026. I ask the woman seated across from me in the 2017-stylish open-plan office if she could smoke her Gauloises outside. immediately, my phone buzzes; WaPo HR has booked a meeting with me at the start of my lunch break. I don't even work for them
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 25/09/2026
people are dunking on this, but Kai works for the Giant Warehouse Of Unprotected Elemental Sodium Corporation and bringing a safety hazard to the interview really _does_ speak to your qualifications for their jobs in particular
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Tikhon Jelvis @jelv.is · 24/09/2026
LLMs are a truly novel; we can now build up to even richer ways to program as a tool for thinking and communicating... so building "factories" reaming out slop in the same languages and paradigms we've always used is a profound failure of imagination, taste and technical leadership
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 24/09/2026
*sigh* drink!
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 24/09/2026
if you like football you should follow JP, among other things for a steady stream of delightful film nuggets to keep you hyped during the week
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She glows. 💫
photo of my beautiful fluffy white cat Francie, sitting by a window that is illuminating her with indirect light. Her white fur catches the light and she appears almost to glow from within.
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D. Allan Drummond @dadrummond.art · 23/09/2026
“Mom, there’s a monster under the bed!” 😳 “Don’t be silly, go to sleep” 😱
A bunch of brilliant orange baby milkweed bugs snuggle on an old milkweed pod mattress. Below them, a large black jumping spider (Phidippus audax male) lies in wait.
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 23/09/2026
"journalists stop taking about Bryan Johnson's cum" challenge 2026 (impossible)
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 23/09/2026
a kid in magenta praying at his purple-sheeted bed

"please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 23/09/2026
one day I'll come across an "incident bot" that shit-tests its "high-confidence RCAs" against the same situation yesterday today is not that day
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 23/09/2026
that’s what the clydesdales were actually praying to
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 @aub.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know that I have ever been more delighted by a screenshot in my life
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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good news monosyllabic enthusiasts! rite.mino.mobi/sharp lets you cycle through single syllable english words with an obscurity filter and, more importantly, mint imagined (but grammatically acceptable) single syllable words for your future product name
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John Timmer @jtimmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok, this "there are two separate brains" thing appears to be making the rounds, and I want to be absolutely clear: this is a press office overhyping some perfectly reasonable science that won't come as a surprise to most developmental biologists.
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 22/09/2026
oeis.org "inside you there are two wolves" annotation
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The On-Line Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences (OEIS)
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 21/09/2026
american online leftists when nationalizing bigtech comes up
"Every country in the world belongs to America" meme
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 21/09/2026
WSS glimpsed the good timeline
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don’t know, but sometimes I think humanities folks occasionally confuse a general war on rigor and seriousness with a war on the humanities. That war may take a guise as a pro-STEM movement but it’s not like the STEM fields are doing *so* much better across the board.
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 20/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender
the "I am tired of earth. these people. I am tired of living in the tangle of their lives" Dr. Manhattan-retreats-to-Mars panel from Watchmen, but instead of Big Blue it's suburban dad grilling
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arachnocapitalist @arachno.capital · 19/09/2026
cursèd idea: selling tilly norwood cooling water in the same spirit as belle delphine bath water
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Lorin Hochstein @norootcause.surfingcomplexity.com · 19/09/2026
Today's blog post: a play in one act. surfingcomplexity.blog/2026/09/19/h...
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How the incident happened: a play in one act
A hallway in a tech company office. A and B are standing in the hallway. B is holding a multiple page document. A: Wow, that incident from a couple of weeks ago was a real doozy. Do you know how it…
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