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Frankendarling

@futurehasbeen.bsky.social
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Sometimes journalist, sometimes jokester, full time Angeleño. He/him

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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHERE ARE THEY NOW?: Sebastian “Kid Vid” Vidcovick resides in a self-built cabin in the Adirondack Mountains. The most high tech piece of equipment in his home is an electric typewriter.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Semirelated: I saw this the other day and it really cracked me up.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man, Lightyear looked AI generated before that was a thing.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In 2022, to promote the movie Lightyear (Remember Lightyear?), Disney briefly brought a face character of Buzz Lightyear (not Buzz Lightyear the toy, but the human Buzz Lightyear that the toy is based on) to the theme parks.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love when the Darkplace and Twin Peaks accounts align.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes, this is the exact kind of plot I think of when I think of the motion picture Training Day.
Episode summary for the second episode of Training Day, “Tehrangeles.”

Female assassin Lina Farzan, a former member of Muammar Gaddafi's Amazonian Guard, becomes involved in the kidnapping of one girl and Frank's rogue tactics will put the girl's life at even greater risk or save her life.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When I think about Freddie Freeman
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My parents went to @laurentheisen.bsky.social and @emilystjams.bsky.social’s book event last night. My mom reports she started reading Every Time a Bell Rings in line and was instantly hooked.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pray For Mojo
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maxine “The Maverick” Shaw, Attorney At Law. Simultaneously Living Single’s wacky neighbor who ate all of the main apartment’s food AND half of its “will they/won’t they” romance.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For some reason Don DeFore owned and operated a restaurant at early Disneyland. www.yesterland.com/silverbanjo....
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeth?
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How your email finds me:
Griffin Dunne, encased in the papier-mâché sculpture; his final humiliation in After Hours
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Los Angeles, a beautiful, creative, culturally diverse city. Our flag was designed in MS Paint.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is Doc Hudson from Cars sexy or is it just that he’s voiced by Paul Newman?
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Letterboxd Friday
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Zooming in on the group photo of (almost entirely male) directors at the Lucas Museum grand opening.
Nathan Fielder lurking behind Steven Spielberg.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Top 300 Most Cursed Funko Pop
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Going to a screening of the legendary disaster Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) and whoo boy, talk about hubris.
Before the film's release, Robin Gibb of the Bee Gees announced:
Kids today don't know the Beatles' Sgt. Pepper. And when those who do see our film and hear us doing it, that will be the version they relate to and remember.
Unfortunately, the Beatles will be secondary. You see, there is no such thing as the Beatles. They don't exist as a band and never
performed Sgt. Pepper live, in any case. When ours comes out, it will be, in effect, as if theirs never existed. When you heard the Beatles do 'Long Tall Sally' or 'Roll Over Beethoven,' did you care about Little Richard's or Chuck
Berry's version?
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Tom Hanks on that one episode of Family Ties where he plays Alex’s (Michael J. Fox) uncle. After running out of beer, he chugs vanilla extract and smacks Alex to the ground
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just some stoned abstraction I drew.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pandi, Bibi, and Dandi have joined Ed Sheeran's tour.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hahahahaha
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Next candidate to give out jaunty boater hats like the one seen here with a red, white, and blue striped band will win in a 50 state sweep.
A still from Taxi Driver, don’t worry about it.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
First Babadook to win a Primetime Emmy. Several Babadook have won Daytime Emmys for Lead Actor in a Drama Series.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oliver thinks he’s in a Michael Mann movie.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Same energy
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
9 to 5 is the rare film in which a dream blunt rotation canonically get high.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“MY METH!”
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Genuinely sad I don’t have any Brendas in my life to send this to.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sometimes when I think I’ve encountered the singe dumbest Fletcher Hanks panel, the next one is even dumber.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That this is the only legacy of the Mandalorian and Grogu is a huge victory for Goofy Star Wars.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Look who was a Jeopardy answer today.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ta-dah!
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pacific Ocean and the Palisades Burn Scar
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This hot sauce bottle is pioneering in phrases never before written.
Clean. Pure. Flavor. Naturally made, happily enjoyedHeat with integrity. A boost of essential minerals to fuel your fire.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Found the worst car.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Found a married couple.
Dennis Valdez, NewlywedDenise Valdez, Newlywed
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The first sign of fall has arrived.
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Frankendarling @futurehasbeen.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Waiting for David Byrne.
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