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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Took a selfie while planking* earlier. Had not realised just how vertically optimised my face was. *yes, with a pl

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Went to the fancy cheese stall. I am never going to financially recover from this.

Tracey snack levels of cheese. But they're all very expensive

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Sorrel @sorrelish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Transferable advice from learning tin whistle: if you’re not getting the results you desire, you might be doing the fingering wrong.

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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

oh but when ainsley harriott says it, he's a national treasure

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love & barley 🐸🪏 @loveandbarley.bsky.social · 12/05/2024

(trying to put a duvet cover on a blanket) I hate this I hate the whole world

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Walking around with a baguette in my back pocket, like some sort of Frenchman

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Post a picture of yourself dressed up

Me, dressed as superman. My body is covered in blue body paint. I look 3-4 years younger

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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026

Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses

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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Everyone has a story of where they were on 9/11, but one thing unites them all. They are not that interesting.

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Things I was frightened of as a child: Becoming unstoppable powerful

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Made friends with a vole tonight

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

So is this a good time to say I'm doing a 10k round Chester zoo next weekend and you should all sponsor me, or nah?

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My river was the Ravensdale. Used to hike up to the source then run all the way down it into the sea. Wet.

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Last four characters saved on your phone are your d&d party

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Going to the gym on a Friday evening, like a loser

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 04/09/2026

wait i've got a better one

two hotdogs where the twin towers were with one being crashed into by ketchup and the other mustard and they're both making ahegao faces.

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So many guys are afraid to moan during sex. I'm in her ear like "GODDAMMIT. THEY GOT RID OF THE YOGURT I LIKE AT WORK. SHIT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE".

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I bless the raves down in Slovakia

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

POV: you're about to be pounced on

Ninja the ginger and white cat, about to leap on my lap

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Out: OnlyFans supporter In: Patron of The Arse

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

porno parody of classic novel: Lord of the Rings

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Make a band bigger: Antarctic Gorillas

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

porno parody of classic book The Booble

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Who's the greatest villain in history

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Nameva band using only emoji 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑

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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

ahhh i really like it, so jiggly

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Tracey No™️ @traceyno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

this is how i rank penises

screenshot from amazon reads “top reviewed by customers for:
- fold ability
- appearance
- softness
- length
(in relation to cat tunnels).

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Leo 🍑 @freepearn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Guess Bolton are winning the champions league next year

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